Violent Bloodbath Possibly Linked to Video Games

<p class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">A middle-aged man from London&comma; England&comma; is held by local police&period; A drug-induced&comma; brutal and sexually-motivated violent frenzy&comma; resulted in a bloody massacre at a reptile center yesterday&period; <&sol;span><&sol;span><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">The loner got accused of breaking into the animal facility&period; There he was stomping on the heads of several tortoises&period; Police are calling this &&num;8216&semi;a crazed episode of profound violence&&num;8217&semi;&period;<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;137416" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-137416" style&equals;"width&colon; 300px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-medium wp-image-137416" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2018&sol;04&sol;15143759&sol;Mushrooms-300x300&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"300" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-137416" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Some mushrooms&comma; yesterday<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h3 class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">One Eye-witness Described The Scene<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote; <span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">This chubby man came running in&period; He was eating what looked like some sort of freaky magic mushrooms&period; Then he started jumping on everything&period; He killed fifteen lovely little tortoises and started shouting &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Where is she&quest;”&period; He was out of his f&ast;&ast;king tree”&period;<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;137418" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-137418" style&equals;"width&colon; 300px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-medium wp-image-137418" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2018&sol;04&sol;15143902&sol;Tortoise-300x300&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"300" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-137418" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">A tortoise&comma; yesterday<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">Who Is The Man Behind The Violent Bloodbath<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">The police were unwilling to disclose the identity of the suspect&period; Yet our reporters were able to confirm that he is an out-of-work plumber&period; He harbors an unhealthy obsession with a member of the royal family&period; As a result&comma; he believes that&comma; with an act of profound bravery&comma; he&&num;8217&semi;ll copulate with a princess&period; Hence&comma; his determination to gain entry to the royal box saw his activities turn from a fantasy into something much more sinister&period;<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">The officer was able to confirm the following&comma; disturbing facts about twisted&comma; violent individual&comma; now dubbed &&num;8216&semi;Jump Man&&num;8217&semi;&colon;<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;137417" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-137417" style&equals;"width&colon; 206px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-137417" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2018&sol;04&sol;15143811&sol;Princess&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"206" height&equals;"251" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-137417" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">A princess&comma; yesterday<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">We&&num;8217&semi;re holding Jump Man in custody&period; A full assessment by a mental health specialist is pending&period; Yet here we have here is a deeply-disturbed&comma; and violent man&period; Despite claiming to be a plumber&comma; has been unable to present any evidence of this&period; However&comma; he owns a dungaree and has a mustache&period; We&&num;8217&semi;ve spoken to his kin&period; They have been helpful describing Jump Man&&num;8217&semi;s habits&period; These include drug use&comma; breaking bricks with his head and climbing up flag poles”&period;<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western"><span style&equals;"font-family&colon; Arial&comma;sans-serif&semi;"><span style&equals;"font-size&colon; small&semi;">Our reporters confirm that Jump Man spent an unhealthy amount of time playing video games in his youth&period; But a connection between his <span lang&equals;"en-US">behavior<&sol;span> and his childhood habits is not established&period; We&&num;8217&semi;ll keep you posted as this dramatic story unfolds&period;<&sol;span><&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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