<p class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A middle-aged man from London, England, is held by local police. A drug-induced, brutal and sexually-motivated violent frenzy, resulted in a bloody massacre at a reptile center yesterday. </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The loner got accused of breaking into the animal facility. There he was stomping on the heads of several tortoises. Police are calling this &#8216;a crazed episode of profound violence&#8217;.</span></span></p>
<figure id="attachment_137416" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-137416" style="width: 300px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-medium wp-image-137416" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/15143759/Mushrooms-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-137416" class="wp-caption-text">Some mushrooms, yesterday</figcaption></figure>
<h3 class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">One Eye-witness Described The Scene</span></span></h3>
<p class="western">“ <span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">This chubby man came running in. He was eating what looked like some sort of freaky magic mushrooms. Then he started jumping on everything. He killed fifteen lovely little tortoises and started shouting “Where is she?”. He was out of his f**king tree”.</span></span></p>
<figure id="attachment_137418" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-137418" style="width: 300px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-medium wp-image-137418" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/15143902/Tortoise-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-137418" class="wp-caption-text">A tortoise, yesterday</figcaption></figure>
<h2 class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Who Is The Man Behind The Violent Bloodbath</span></span></h2>
<p class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The police were unwilling to disclose the identity of the suspect. Yet our reporters were able to confirm that he is an out-of-work plumber. He harbors an unhealthy obsession with a member of the royal family. As a result, he believes that, with an act of profound bravery, he&#8217;ll copulate with a princess. Hence, his determination to gain entry to the royal box saw his activities turn from a fantasy into something much more sinister.</span></span></p>
<p class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The officer was able to confirm the following, disturbing facts about twisted, violent individual, now dubbed &#8216;Jump Man&#8217;:</span></span></p>
<figure id="attachment_137417" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-137417" style="width: 206px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-full wp-image-137417" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/15143811/Princess.jpg" alt="" width="206" height="251" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-137417" class="wp-caption-text">A princess, yesterday</figcaption></figure>
<p class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">We&#8217;re holding Jump Man in custody. A full assessment by a mental health specialist is pending. Yet here we have here is a deeply-disturbed, and violent man. Despite claiming to be a plumber, has been unable to present any evidence of this. However, he owns a dungaree and has a mustache. We&#8217;ve spoken to his kin. They have been helpful describing Jump Man&#8217;s habits. These include drug use, breaking bricks with his head and climbing up flag poles”.</span></span></p>
<p class="western"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Our reporters confirm that Jump Man spent an unhealthy amount of time playing video games in his youth. But a connection between his <span lang="en-US">behavior</span> and his childhood habits is not established. We&#8217;ll keep you posted as this dramatic story unfolds.</span></span></p>

Violent Bloodbath Possibly Linked to Video Games
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