3D Double D’s – Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson Review

<p>I love quirky&comma; weird&comma; and interesting games&period; I harken to the past generations when games were made for entertainment and not just a quick buck&period; Those times are almost completely behind us&comma; but there are a few developers that are keeping that tradition alive&semi; Tango Gameworks&comma; Atlus&comma; and Platinum Games are examples&period; When those games are released&comma; I run to my store or order them immediately online so I don&&num;8217&semi;t miss out&period; As a result&comma; I always jump at the chance to review a goofy&comma; off the wall game&period; When I said I&&num;8217&semi;d review <em>Senran Kagura 2&colon; Deep Crimson<&sol;em>&comma; I really had no idea what I was getting myself into&period; To say that this game is nothing more than softcore pornography is a little rough&comma; but I worked at Hooters for five years&comma; and I swear I watched more boobs jiggle in the first hour of this game than I did during that time&period; What made it worse was the fact that my copy is on the 3DS&comma; so I got all the boobs jiggling on Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s family friendly handheld&period; Under all the boobs&comma; however&comma; there is a good game with a lot of content&comma; but I figured I would warn you all of the mountainous cleavage you would be privy to&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;92184" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-92184" style&equals;"width&colon; 545px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04132817&sol;Senran-Kagura-2-04&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-92184 " src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04132817&sol;Senran-Kagura-2-04&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Senran Kagura" width&equals;"545" height&equals;"327" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-92184" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Senran Kagura 2&colon; Deep Crimson&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The game&&num;8217&semi;s story is a fairly simple one&period; There are two Shinobi schools&semi; the evil school&comma; Hebijo Clandestine Girls&&num;8217&semi; Academy&comma; and the good school&comma; Hanzo National Academy&period; They are constantly squabbling and warring with each other&comma; as what good and evil sides typically do&period; This time though&comma; it is different&semi; Hebijo has stolen Hanzo&&num;8217&semi;s Super Secret Ninja Art Scroll&comma; and the Hanzo students want to reclaim what is rightfully theirs&period; As you view the Hebijo school&comma; you are introduced to the five female protagonists&semi; all are unique in their own right&period; There is Asuka&comma; the rich girl trying to prove to everyone that she will be a Shinobi based on skill&comma; not money&period; Ikaruga&comma; who everyone calls their &&num;8220&semi;big sister&comma;&&num;8221&semi; because she is calm and mature like a true leader&period; She wields her family&&num;8217&semi;s heirloom&comma; a huge sword named Hien&period; In her first year at the school&comma; Yagya stands out with her eye patch and is tough enough to go up against third years&period; Next is the student who feels it is her fault the scroll was lost&colon; Hibari&period; And finally there is Kat&comma; the pervy one&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The controls are extremely simple&semi; think of this as an erotic <em>Dynasty Warriors<&sol;em> game&period; The Y button is light attack&comma; X is hard attack&comma; and B is jump&period; When you push up on the D-Pad&comma;  your targeting system locks onto the nearest enemy&period; The targeting system isn&&num;8217&semi;t that great though&period; I found myself locked onto an enemy&comma; but I was still swinging the complete opposite direction she was&period; The Right Trigger allows you to dash forward to attack more swiftly&comma; and if you are feeling overwhelmed&comma; you can hold Left Trigger and an attack button to start a special attack&period; Playing with all five of the characters was pretty easy&comma; but the only one that gave me trouble was Kat&period; Instead of having a traditional weapon&comma; she uses her feet and &&num;8220&semi;hover boots&&num;8221&semi; to attack&period; That gave me a lot of trouble&comma; especially with the flying enemies&period; Other than that little hiccup&comma; I didn&&num;8217&semi;t have too much trouble besting all of the ladies&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;92185" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-92185" style&equals;"width&colon; 538px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04132807&sol;Senran-Kagura-2-Deep-Crimson&lowbar;2015&lowbar;04-24-15&lowbar;001&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-92185 " src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04132807&sol;Senran-Kagura-2-Deep-Crimson&lowbar;2015&lowbar;04-24-15&lowbar;001&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Senran Kagura" width&equals;"538" height&equals;"323" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-92185" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Senran Kagura 2&colon; Deep Crimson&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The animations&comma; graphics&comma; and backgrounds are all very nice&period; They&&num;8217&semi;re not boring and don&&num;8217&semi;t repeat themselves over and over&comma; but you really won&&num;8217&semi;t be paying attention to them&period; It is very hard to take your eyes off the huge breasts that are always on the screen&semi; not only do they defy physics&comma; but they jiggle at the slightest breeze&period; Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s 3DS really helps with the distractions too seeing as you can see the boobs wobbling around in 3D&period; The graphics team did do a great job at making the female form&semi; I found this out when I first started to play and was attacking the female enemies&period; Their clothes fly off by how much damage you inflict&period; When you fight the bosses and hit them enough times to drop their health&period; you will get a slo-mo scene of some of their clothes ripping off&colon; pants&comma; shirts&comma; undershirts&comma; and the like&period; The same thing happens to your character should you get hit too often as well&period; When you win the battle&comma; your character goes into a victory pose and should there be a need to ogle your character&comma; you can hold the Right Trigger and move the 3DS to inspect your scantily clad hero&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Oddly enough&comma; there is a lot of content in this game&period; You have the main game&comma; which is the normal campaign&comma; and then lots of other additions&period; After you beat a mission&comma; you can take a Shinobi girl to the Ninja Room&period; There she can talk to other classmates to find out more about them&period; She can fight other Shinobi girls online or locally with the 3DS as well&period; In the room there is the standard &&num;8220&semi;save&&num;8221&semi; option in the Records area&comma; and the settings where you can adjust voice volume and the like&period; Then there is the library&comma; where you can watch unlocked movies&comma; listen to the characters voices&comma; look at pictures&comma; listen to the game&&num;8217&semi;s music&comma; and of course&comma; check out the all important statistics&period; Sure&comma; some of this is just like stuffing tissues into an empty bra&comma; but the online and the campaign did keep my attention&comma; much like a full bra&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 591px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;i&period;gyazo&period;com&sol;9cf6c8fc0cd2482fb3b91aa577c3424b&period;png" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"591" height&equals;"356" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Senran Kagura 2&colon; Deep Crimson&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Oddly enough&comma; the game is pretty good seeing that it&&num;8217&semi;s really just a highly erotic <em>Dynasty Warriors<&sol;em>&period; It definitely isn&&num;8217&semi;t for the faint of heart or the easily offended&semi; those people won&&num;8217&semi;t be able to stand it&period; If you&&num;8217&semi;re open minded and laugh a lot&comma; you will enjoy this game&semi; there&&num;8217&semi;s a lot of boobs jiggling and sexual innuendos&period; The controls are good&comma; the story is semi-decent&comma; and even though it&&num;8217&semi;s no <em>The Last of Us<&sol;em>&comma; it drives you to get that darn Ninja Art Scroll&period; If you&&num;8217&semi;re looking for a laugh&comma; you need to get this game&period; If you hate boobs&comma; this game is not for you&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>A 3DS review code of Senran Kagura 2&colon; Deep Crimson was provided by XSEED for this review<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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