5 Reasons Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the Most Horrible Game Ever

<p>Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s adorable <i>Animal Crossing<&sol;i> series has been charming gamers for over a decade and the latest in the series&comma; <i><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;animal-crossing&period;com&sol;newleaf&sol;">Animal Crossing&colon; New Leaf<&sol;a> &lpar;<i>ACNL&rpar;<&sol;i><&sol;i> continues the reign of cuteness&period; Since its initial release last year&comma; over 5&period;4 million copies of <i>New Leaf<&sol;i> have been sold globally&comma; making it the 4th highest selling game on the 3DS&comma; placing it above <i>The Legend of Zelda&colon; Ocarina of Time 3D<&sol;i>&period; Curiously&comma; despite its enormous success&comma; conveying the game&&num;8217&semi;s appeal to a friend unfamiliar with the series is no easy task&period; Somewhere between describing fishing and furniture shopping&comma; you may stop to ask yourself&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Why do I like this game so much&quest;&&num;8221&semi; The truth is&comma; beneath it&&num;8217&semi;s coy exterior lies a darker&comma; diabolical truth&period; The fact is&comma; <i>ACNL<&sol;i> encourages players to commit deplorable acts for their own personal gain&period; But while other &&num;8220&semi;bad behavior&&num;8221&semi; games&comma; like <i><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;saintsrow&period;com&sol;"><span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">Saints Row IV<&sol;span><&sol;a>&comma;<&sol;i> <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">wear<&sol;span> their reputation on their sleeve&comma; <i>ACNL<&sol;i> hides this insidious secret beneath a <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;noSuggestion GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">huggable<&sol;span> outer shell&period; <i>Animal Crossing&colon; New Leaf<&sol;i> is evil&period; Don&&num;8217&semi;t believe me&quest; See for yourself&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>5&period; <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">Debt<&sol;span> is fun&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;52667" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-52667" style&equals;"width&colon; 600px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164621&sol;ACNL03&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-52667 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164621&sol;ACNL03&period;jpg" alt&equals;"ACNL 03" width&equals;"600" height&equals;"360" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-52667" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Isabelle&comma; I say starting with this anniversary festival&comma; we run this city into the ground&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>If the global financial crisis taught us anything&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s that debt alone rarely stops spending trends&period; Interestingly&comma; ACNL reflects this mindset&comma; allowing you to accumulate debt with ease&comma; similar to how investors engage with a <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bestcryptopresales&period;net&sol;">crypto presale<&sol;a> — buying into future value with high hopes for exponential returns&period; Just as presales offer early access to potential gains&comma; ACNL’s golden parachute mortgages give you access to assets without immediate pressure to pay off what you owe&period; If the hefty debt gets overwhelming&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s always the option to launch an extravagant public works project&comma; conveniently passing off the costs to the villagers&period; And should the pressure rise&comma; a quick escape to the exclusive island resort&comma; far from the working-class villagers&comma; is always on the table&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>4&period; Who needs employment&quest;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;52670" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-52670" style&equals;"width&colon; 618px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164604&sol;ACNL02&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-52670 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164604&sol;ACNL02&period;jpg" alt&equals;"ACNL 02" width&equals;"618" height&equals;"371" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-52670" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Cubicles are for suckers&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s not my place&comma; in the 9 to 5 world&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>While we&&num;8217&semi;re on the subject of irresponsible financial planning&comma; <i>ACNL<&sol;i>&comma; doesn&&num;8217&semi;t just encourage a lavishly expensive lifestyle&comma; reality mogul Tom Nook literally mocks typical&comma; blue-collar employment&excl; Why waste your life like a mindless middle class worker drone when you can physically push villagers to buy your exorbitantly priced crap at the flea market&quest; If price-fixing doesn&&num;8217&semi;t float your boat&comma; you can always snatch up everything in town that&&num;8217&semi;s not nailed down and sell it back to those villager suckers for a 100&percnt; profit&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>3&period; Rape of the natural world&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;52672" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-52672" style&equals;"width&colon; 600px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164554&sol;ACNL07&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-52672 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164554&sol;ACNL07&period;jpg" alt&equals;"ACNL 07" width&equals;"600" height&equals;"360" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-52672" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Let the deforestation <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">commence<&sol;span>&excl;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Lucky for you&comma; exploitation isn&&num;8217&semi;t limited to the townsfolk&period; <i>ACNL<&sol;i> further enables your <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;en&period;wikipedia&period;org&sol;wiki&sol;Nihilism">nihilistic<&sol;a> habits by providing the tools needed to completely strip the environment of all its natural resources&period; If fruit production doesn&&num;8217&semi;t seem up to snuff&comma; go ahead and chop down the entire forest to make a few bucks&period; If any uppity villagers complain&comma; just start a campaign of abuse and intimidation to run those <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;en&period;wikipedia&period;org&sol;wiki&sol;The&lowbar;Lorax">Lorax-loving<&sol;a> tree huggers out of town&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>2&period; The things you used to own&comma; now they own you&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;52673" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-52673" style&equals;"width&colon; 777px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164544&sol;ACNL05&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-52673 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164544&sol;ACNL05&period;jpg" alt&equals;"ACNL 05" width&equals;"777" height&equals;"480" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-52673" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Whatever else happens&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ve got that sofa problem handled&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>While<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;en&period;wikipedia&period;org&sol;wiki&sol;Fight&lowbar;Club&lowbar;&lpar;novel&rpar;"> Tyler Durden<&sol;a> himself would be proud of the anarchy you can create&comma; even he&&num;8217&semi;d be appalled at the soulless&comma; materialistic monster you&&num;8217&semi;ll become as an <i>ACNL<&sol;i> Mayor&period; <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">Your<&sol;span> <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">wickedly obtained wealth<&sol;span> inevitably turns your home into little more than a trophy case to hold your stuff while you go out and get <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;youtube&period;com&sol;watch&quest;v&equals;MvgN5gCuLac">even more stuff<&sol;a>&excl; Once that house is packed to the gills with stuff&comma; the only thing left to do is buy a bigger house with an even bigger mortgage and continue the vicious cycle&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>1&period;  Can’t Stop&period; Won’t Stop&period; <&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;52674" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-52674" style&equals;"width&colon; 600px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164533&sol;ACNL-08&period;png"><img class&equals;"wp-image-52674 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;09&sol;05164533&sol;ACNL-08&period;png" alt&equals;"ACNL 08" width&equals;"600" height&equals;"360" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-52674" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Diabolically adorable&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Despite its ability to subliminally corrupt our hearts and minds&comma; <i>Animal Crossing&colon; New Leaf<&sol;i> is amazingly fun and arguably the best of the series&period; Somewhere along the line&comma; seemingly mundane activities&comma; such as exploring the museum or arranging furniture to maximize your home&&num;8217&semi;s <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;animalcrossing&period;wikia&period;com&sol;wiki&sol;Feng&lowbar;Shui">Feng Shui<&sol;a>&comma; become satisfyingly <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">zen<&sol;span>-like&period; The game&&num;8217&semi;s brilliant use of the real-time clock to schedule town events and subtly alter the environment&comma; along with the various relationships you begin to form with the individual villagers makes <i>Animal Crossing&colon; New Leaf<&sol;i> <span class&equals;"GINGER&lowbar;SOFATWARE&lowbar;correct">seem<&sol;span> less like a game&comma; and more like a pleasant place you want to frequent&period; A lot&period; Seriously&comma; this feature would never even been written if the battery in my 3DS hadn&&num;8217&semi;t died&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>If you liked this article&comma; check out how <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;animal-crossing-new-horizons-review-bombed-for-save-file-limitations&sol;">Animal Crossing&colon; New Horizons is being review bombed for a save file limitations<&sol;a>&period; Fair or not fair&comma; it has become an issue&period; <&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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