<p>People are voting like mad for certain characters to be in <a href="https://bagogames.com/smash-bros-4-ballot-top-5-mentioned-characters-twitter/">Super Smash Bros</a> for <a href="https://bagogames.com/ready-round-4-super-smash-bros-wii-u-review/">Wii U</a> and <a href="https://bagogames.com/not-brawl-yourre-looking-super-smash-bros-3ds-review/">3DS</a>. As part of that vote, the voter has to give a reason why the character should be in Smash. What follows is how the characters friends or girlfriends or family members would write in to get them in on this &#8220;reality&#8221; game.</p>
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<p><strong>5) Solid Snake/Big Boss</strong></p>
<figure id="attachment_81288" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-81288" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004628/mgsv_e3_01.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-81288" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004628/mgsv_e3_01.jpg" alt="I wonder if I can hit Pikachu with my eye-patch on." width="500" height="281" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-81288" class="wp-caption-text">I wonder if I can hit Pikachu with my eye-patch on.</figcaption></figure>
<p>&#8220;Snake&#8217;s going through some troubling times at Konami right now, and might need to get some aggression out by beating the hell out of cute mascots. Snake, while being a tough macho man, may need that shoulder to cry on. Princess Peach or Rosalina could surely offer that to him and possibly more.&#8221;</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>Master Miller</p>
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<p><strong>4) Banjo Kazooie</strong></p>
<figure id="attachment_81289" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-81289" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004621/Kazooie.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-81289" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004621/Kazooie.jpg" alt="I will Hee-HAW you into submission!" width="500" height="376" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-81289" class="wp-caption-text">I will Hee-HAW you into submission!</figcaption></figure>
<p>&#8220;Banjo hasn&#8217;t been cute in quit sometime, his recent foray into racing games has shattered the memories of all N64 owners. He needs to be a fighter in this game to restore the broken faith of past N64 owners and to give him something to look forward too. Being paired up with the big shots like Mario and Pikachu may gain him more popularity and get him that comeback he so deserves.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Tooie</p>
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<p><strong>3) Jimmy Hopkins</strong></p>
<figure id="attachment_81290" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-81290" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004612/397205-928127_20060829_screen020.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-81290" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004612/397205-928127_20060829_screen020.jpg" alt="Nothing beats a plumber like a stick of Dyno-O-Mite!" width="500" height="350" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-81290" class="wp-caption-text">Nothing beats a plumber like a stick of Dyno-O-Mite!</figcaption></figure>
<p>&#8220;My poor boy, Jimmy, didn&#8217;t even make it through his first year of college and I just don&#8217;t know what to do. I know he&#8217;s great with his fists and can concoct a smoke and stink bomb with great ease, so maybe he will fit right in with you guys at Smash. He can throw a punch and hates cute little furry animals with a passion, that would give him the edge against those cute mush balls, Kirby and Jigglypuff. Please pick my little boy so that he can be on top again.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thank you,</p>
<p>Ms. Hopkins</p>
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<p><strong>2) Ryo Hazuki</strong></p>
<figure id="attachment_81286" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-81286" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004636/3989689277_4ee4739e1c.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-81286" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004636/3989689277_4ee4739e1c.jpg" alt="My super special move is... FORKLIFT!" width="500" height="281" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-81286" class="wp-caption-text">My super special move is&#8230; FORKLIFT!</figcaption></figure>
<p>&#8220;When we last saw Ryo he was in Guilin searching for pieces of a mirror, since then he has vanished from the world. We fear that Lan Di may have gotten him and ended his quest for vengeance on his father. However, we believe if we can find Lan Di and get him to Smash, Ryo would appear to finally take the revenge that he so deserves. I feel that, should Ryo finally finish his quest for vengeance, he can come back to Hong Kong and finish his life in peace.&#8221;</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>Nozomi Harasaki</p>
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<p><strong>1) Conker</strong></p>
<figure id="attachment_81303" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-81303" style="width: 500px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004603/Conkern64.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-81303" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05004603/Conkern64.jpg" alt="Ash ain't got nothing on me! " width="500" height="338" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-81303" class="wp-caption-text">Ash ain&#8217;t got nothing on me!</figcaption></figure>
<p>&#8220;Conker hasn&#8217;t taken the stress of running the kingdom too well and has been in rehab for the past ten years trying to kick his alcohol habit. Nothing&#8217;s worked and I feel this is his final chance to get on the wagon. Conker needs to be on top and he has the skill to defeat everyone in Smash. He can beat his opponents by peeing on them and beating them within inches of death with a bat. Conker can do this, Smash is his last hope at getting clean and back on the throne, please help him.&#8221;</p>
<p>Please,</p>
<p>Berri</p>

5 Sad Characters Who Need Your Vote in Super Smash Bros
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