5 Titles That Need Duke Nukem Dropped In

(Duke Nukem Forever - Gearbox)

<p>I was lucky enough to review <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;bulletstorm-full-clip-edition-review-a-politically-incorrect-blast&sol;"><em>Bulletstorm&colon; Full Clip Edition<&sol;em> <&sol;a>and had the privilege of playing through the main campaign as Duke Nukem&period; I cannot stress enough how hilarious this experience has been&comma; just randomly dropping a new lead into the game without changing anything else&period; I think that is what makes the campaign so much funnier&comma; the fact that Ishi and everyone else is calling Duke Grey and he keeps telling them who he really is&period; Plus the fact that John St&period; John reprises his role as Duke makes everything all the more knee slapping and inappropriate&period; My dad was even surprised when he heard Duke mutter &&num;8220&semi;Cocksucker&&num;8221&semi; to a bounty hunter early on in the game&period; This got me thinking&semi; what other games would the inclusion of Duke Nukem make both hilarious and more fun&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>5&rpar; <em>Borderlands<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;124287" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-124287" style&equals;"width&colon; 960px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-124287" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;04&sol;16020121&sol;borderlands&lowbar;pc&lowbar;screenshot&lowbar;05&period;jpg" alt&equals;"&lpar;Borderlands - 2k Games&rpar;" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"540" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-124287" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Borderlands<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; 2k Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>This series is perfect for Duke Nukem&comma; and I always wondered why Gearbox never included him as an unlockable character or as some special DLC&period; He fits into this world that is wrought with guns and deadly at every step&period; Duke isn&&num;8217&semi;t a team player and I can see him reminding any of your co-op friends of that&period; Telling them how bad of a shot they are&comma; why they have such a pea-shooter and a gun and so on&period; I would hope that Gearbox wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t cell-shade him&comma; they would just drop him in and he would stand out like a beacon of normalcy in an otherwise funnily shaded world&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m no developer but I&&num;8217&semi;m thinking that making his special move have to do with Brass Balls would be amazing&comma; perhaps a huge brass ball shield or weapon type&period; I dunno&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t get paid for that yet&period; Hopefully we&&num;8217&semi;ll see Duke in <em>Borderlands 3<&sol;em>&comma; so that I can continue my immature chuckles until he gets a new game for himself&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>4&rpar; <em>The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;124579" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-124579" style&equals;"width&colon; 960px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-124579" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;04&sol;22234021&sol;VH6Y8pxDFc4bkk9h4BiWYS&period;jpg" alt&equals;"&lpar;The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&rpar;" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"504" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-124579" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>The Legend of Zelda<&sol;em>&colon; Breath of the Wild&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>One of the biggest &lpar;if not <em>the <&sol;em>biggest game of 2017&rpar; games recently released could do with a bit more humor from Duke Nukem&period; With there really not being tons of dialog in this title to begin with Duke could take control of this game&period; Rambling and rambling as you wander the field of Hyrule with no idea what to do and dodging all the one hit kills&period; His reactions to weapons breaking would be great too&comma; or the fact that some of your weapons are body parts would be pure gold&period; Plus&comma; who doesn&&num;8217&semi;t want to see Duke Nukem glide all over tarnation and have to deal with that annoying child at the top of the mountain&quest; Link won&&num;8217&semi;t tell her to shut up&comma; but Duke Nukem would and it would be FANTASTIC&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>3&rpar; <em>Final Fantasy XV<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;124226" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-124226" style&equals;"width&colon; 960px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-124226" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;04&sol;15015951&sol;final-beat1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"&lpar;Final Fantasy XV - Square Enix&rpar;" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"540" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-124226" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Final Fantasy XV<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; Square Enix&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The latest <em>Final Fantasy<&sol;em> is a great game of epic proportions&comma; but after playing it for several hours I realized that it was just a Bro road trip&comma; and who is the biggest Bro of them all&quest; Duke Nukem&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m thinking a Duke&sol;Gladiolus swap seeing he is the most Bro-ish&comma; and the toughest in the group&period; I think that Duke giving all these guys crap about what they wear&comma; their haircuts&comma; how they fight&comma; all the endless side quests would be wet your pants funny&semi; especially if they used the same writers they used for <em>Bulletstorm<&sol;em>&period; Duke spitting out Ignis&&num;8217&semi; dinners and wondering why they&&num;8217&semi;re camping instead of living it up at a nice hotel since he&&num;8217&semi;s travelling with royalty would make a great cut scene&period; Cid rejecting all of Duke&&num;8217&semi;s advances would be quite humorous as well&comma; I can&&num;8217&semi;t imagine her wanting to have anything to do with Duke Nukem&comma; but I could be wrong&semi; stranger things have happened&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>2&rpar; <em>Star Wars&colon; Battlefront<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;124225" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-124225" style&equals;"width&colon; 960px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-124225" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;04&sol;15014056&sol;Jediandpadawans&period;jpg" alt&equals;"&lpar;Star Wars&colon; Battlefront - EA&rpar;" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"540" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-124225" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Star Wars&colon; Battlefront<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; EA&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Seeing as this game didn&&num;8217&semi;t have a campaign and was multiplayer only&comma; Duke&&num;8217&semi;s addition could be an unlockable one&period; I would like his commentary on how EA shipped out half of a game and the fact there is no campaign for gamers to enjoy&period; Jokes about the fifty dollar Season Pass would also have to be said&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s nothing funnier than self defamation and Duke Nukem letting you know where you went wrong&period; Plus who wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t want to see Duke Nukem and his brass balls take on the Dark Lord of the Sith&quest; That would be one epic&comma; funny and amazing battle&period; I would happily pay for the Season Pass if they added a little Duke to my galaxy&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>1&rpar; <em>Resident Evil VII<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;124229" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-124229" style&equals;"width&colon; 960px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-124229" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;04&sol;15020546&sol;Res7&lowbar;marg&period;jpg" alt&equals;"&lpar;Resident Evil VII - Capcom&rpar;" width&equals;"960" height&equals;"545" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-124229" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Resident Evil VII<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; Capcom&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>I cannot imagine how hilarious it would be to replace Ethan from <em>Resident Evil VII<&sol;em> with Duke Nukem&period; Just dropping him in the Baker Mansion with no explanation and without any changes to the original dialog&period; His reactions to The Molded&comma; the chainsaw incident and so on would be pure comedic gold&period; Can you imagine what Duke would say every time he bumped in Granny in the wheelchair&quest; &&num;8220&semi;You again wrinkles&comma;&&num;8221&semi; and the like would probably almost make me wet my pants&comma; especially if they get John St&period; John again&period; There rarely is humor in the <em>Resident Evil<&sol;em> games&comma; this would be a nice added touch&comma; plus maybe some bonus weapons from Duke&&num;8217&semi;s own universe&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What games would you like to see Duke added to&comma; there has to be more than this&period; Let me know in the comments or on Twitter <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;twitter&period;com&sol;Superjerry13">&commat;SuperJerry13<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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