8-Bit Christmas Review – A Nostalgic Nintendo Adventure

A clever and cunning picture about 1988, childhood, and Nintendo

<p>What did you want most for Christmas&quest; The question varies depending on the age of the person you&&num;8217&semi;re asking&period; If you were to ask a 30-something of the 1980s&comma; they&&num;8217&semi;d probably mention a cowboy outfit or GI Joes&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But ask an elder millennial of today and they&&num;8217&semi;d probably say Nintendo&period; It was everywhere and hard to ignore as the top Christmas gift of the late 1980s&period; That is the premise for <em>8-Bit Christmas<&sol;em>&comma; what will no doubt be referred to as the updated version of<em> A Christmas Story<&sol;em>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174881" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174881" style&equals;"width&colon; 1200px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174881" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;30235451&sol;8BitChristmasNPH&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Neil Patrick Harris in 8-Bit Christmas" width&equals;"1200" height&equals;"630" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174881" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Neil Patrick Harris in 8-Bit Christmas<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Back to the&&num;8230&semi;Past<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The framing device takes place in the present day&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000439&sol;">Neil Patrick Harris<&sol;a> plays Jake&comma; a dad with a kid he&&num;8217&semi;s trying to entertain on Christmas&period; He takes his daughter to his childhood home and tries to get her to play his old Nintendo Entertainment System&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The topic soon shifts to how Jake got the NES&period; So we&&num;8217&semi;ve got a <em>Princess Bride<&sol;em> story on our hands with a storyteller setting the mood&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s 1988 and the one thing a young Jake &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm9121761&sol;">Winslow Fegley<&sol;a>&rpar; wants is Nintendo more than anything in the world&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Madness of Suburbia<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Set in a suburb of Chicago&comma; Jake occupies a strange but relatable neighborhood&period; His father is a clumsy carpenter and his mother is an overworked teacher&period; His sister is obsessed with Cabbage Patch Dolls as much he fantasizes about Nintendo&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Jake has a number of quirky friends&period; One is allergic to pasta while another is a consistent liar and gossip slinger&period; One is an expert businesswoman when it comes to money management while another is just a good old pal&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But then there&&num;8217&semi;s the neighborhood rich kid of Timmy&period; Timmy is the most popular kid on the block specifically because he owns an NES&period; Due to such status&comma; Timmy gets to call the shots on who can come over to his place and be given the chance to play&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174879" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174879" style&equals;"width&colon; 800px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174879" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;30235352&sol;8-bit-christmas-e1636052234122&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Jake in 8-Bit Christmas" width&equals;"800" height&equals;"450" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174879" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Jake in 8-Bit Christmas<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Nintendo Goal<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Not content with bowing down to the whims of Timmy&comma; Jake intends to get an NES for Christmas&period; He tries his parents but they&&num;8217&semi;re little help&period; In fact&comma; they prove to be active against this dream when video addiction hysteria grips the town&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>His strategies then turn to some strange places&period; He goes along with the Boy Scout challenge of selling wreaths for a chance to win the NES&period; He also explores black market options with a questionable seller played by <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0189144&sol;">David Cross<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The story eventually reaches the point where Jake is convinced the only way to get an NES is to pull off a heist&period; Well&comma; sort of&period; Without giving too much away&comma; his plan involves the mall&comma; baseball cards&comma; a phone scam&comma; and puke&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Retro Silliness<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The narration by NPH has some relatable and charming gags&period; One of the best bits features Timmy being revered by the neighborhood for being the first to own the Power Glove&period; The older Jake then tells the story of how Timmy failed to use the glove well as he bluntly states &&num;8220&semi;the Power Glove sucked&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Not all the gags work as well&period; There are references to <em>RoboCop<&sol;em> and Russian spies that are delivered as duds&period; The jokes are true to the era but they stick out like sore thumbs in a script that mostly parodies the era well&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174882" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174882" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174882" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;30235516&sol;8BitChristmas&period;jpg" alt&equals;"The neighborhood kids play Nintendo in 8-Bit Christmas&period;" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174882" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">The neighborhood kids play Nintendo in 8-Bit Christmas&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Great Kid Characters<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Jake and company are a lot of fun considering they don&&num;8217&semi;t just feel like 1980s ciphers&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s some genuine chemistry between them&period; The fact that there&&num;8217&semi;s some real comradery that pops through the tightly written dialogue is quite astounding&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s surprising how this film slowly diverges from the consumerism craze to be more about people than consoles&period; Jake&&num;8217&semi;s relationship with his family only grows by the time Christmas rolls around&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s not even a cheap out for this story where there&&num;8217&semi;s a brutal honestly amid all heartfelt reflections on the past&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">A Heart Grew Three Sizes<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>After all the NES dreams and slapstick laughs&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s rather sweet that such a film takes a warm route for the ending&period; I won&&num;8217&semi;t give too much away but the rose-colored glasses do come off&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s a powerful realization about what&&num;8217&semi;s more important than a Nintendo for Christmas&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What I love so much about this climax is that it doesn&&num;8217&semi;t try to make it so the young Jake fully learns a lesson&period; Rather&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s the older Jake who gains a sense of meaningful reflection on the times that matter most&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s an obvious route to take for a picture where it&&num;8217&semi;s more about the journey than the goal&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>From this angle&comma; the film is beautifully touching&period; It taps into those early days of Nintendo and satirizes that childlike obsession with great glee&period; But it also manages to showcase how the passage of time makes those memories all the fonder&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174878" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174878" style&equals;"width&colon; 1200px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174878" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;30235327&sol;8-bit-christmas-movie-review-2021&period;jpeg" alt&equals;"Jake in 8-Bit Christmas" width&equals;"1200" height&equals;"500" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174878" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Jake in 8-Bit Christmas<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Conclusion&colon; <em>8-Bit Christmas<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><em>8-Bit Christmas<&sol;em> may hold the most appeal for elder millennials but I&&num;8217&semi;m willing to bet Gen Z will get something out of it as well&period; In the same way that A Christmas Story has remained classic crossing generations&comma; this picture may be destined for such status&period; Nintendo certainly was our generation&&num;8217&semi;s Red Ryder BB Gun&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This picture was a tough sell considering the 80s retro allure is everywhere now&period; Thankfully&comma; this Christmas comedy narrowly avoids just being a mere name-dropping nostalgia bomb and becomes something far more compelling&period; Maybe I&&num;8217&semi;m blinded by nostalgia but there&&num;8217&semi;s a sweetness to such a picture that makes me dig it all the more&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>Did you see <&sol;strong><&sol;em><strong>8-Bit Christmas<&sol;strong><em><strong> on HBO Max&quest; What did you think of the movie&quest; Was it a nostalgic throwback or rotten roast of the retro&quest; How does the film stack up against <&sol;strong><&sol;em><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;ghostbusters-afterlife-review-cant-be-revived&sol;"><strong>Ghostbusters&colon; Afterlife<&sol;strong><&sol;a><em><strong>&quest; Let us know in the comments below&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; 8-Bit Christmas&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;avg">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">7<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>A nostalgic trip with a surprising heart for a story about wanting an NES for X-Mas&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Fun character chemistry&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Emotional climax&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Clever nostalgic gags&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Some 80s jokes too obvious&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Third-act swell comes a bit out of left-field&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Final Score<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">7<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 70&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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