8 Things That Should Remain Unrealistic in Gaming

<p>With the powerful computing technology found in current-gen gaming platforms&comma; it seems like it&&num;8217&semi;s only a matter of time before developers easily bridge the uncanny valley&period; But when they do&comma; is it possible that these developers will realize that they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could&comma; that they didn&&num;8217&semi;t stop to think if they should&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Errands <&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59425" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59425" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122418&sol;N64&lowbar;5&lowbar;Epona-3&period;bmp"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59425" title&equals;"Lon Lon Milk - Bagogames" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122418&sol;N64&lowbar;5&lowbar;Epona-3&period;bmp" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"480" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59425" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Don&&num;8217&semi;t forget to pick up a loaf of bread too&excl;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Running errands in real life is a total drag&period; But&comma; replace &&num;8220&semi;to-do&&num;8221&semi; list with &&num;8220&semi;side quest&&num;8221&semi; and we&&num;8217&semi;ll spend hours chasing chickens or tracking down lost jewelry for complete strangers&excl; The tedium of standing in line at the Post Office would be far more tolerable if it came with the promise of XP&period; And&comma; if the act of picking up a gallon on milk on the way home from work was met with brief musical fanfare&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;d do it everyday&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Playing Sports<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59415" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59415" style&equals;"width&colon; 660px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122457&sol;photo4&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59415" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122457&sol;photo4&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Luckily&comma; in-game concussions aren't usually very serious&period;" width&equals;"660" height&equals;"495" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59415" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Luckily&comma; in-game concussions aren&&num;8217&semi;t usually very serious&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Fresh air and exercise are overrated&period; In a video game&comma; not only can you forgo all those wasted hours of backyard practice and disappointing college rejection letters to start in the pros&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re never benched because of bad press or failed drug tests&period; In fact&comma; you can be high as a kite and still win the big game&period; Plus&comma; thanks to the anonymity of the internet&comma; you can safely talk as much trash as you like&comma; regardless of your actual skill or physical prowess&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Eating<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59433" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59433" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122352&sol;gfs&lowbar;45481&lowbar;2&lowbar;9&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59433" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122352&sol;gfs&lowbar;45481&lowbar;2&lowbar;9&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Can you pass the gravy&quest;" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"448" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59433" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Can you pass the gravy&quest;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>In our fast-paced&comma; modern world&comma; who&&num;8217&semi;s got time to eat a healthy&comma; balanced meal&quest; And&comma; if texting while cramming that drive-thru burger and fries into your face doesn&&num;8217&semi;t kill you&comma; the calories will&period; In gaming&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s no such muss or fuss&period; Instead of spending hours preparing&comma; cooking&comma; and eating a meal&comma; video games only require that you simply touch&comma; &lpar;or sometimes squat over&rpar; food to absorb it&&num;8217&semi;s nutrients&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s so simple&comma; an entire turkey dinner can be consumed between punches in a back alley street fight&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Healthy Living<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59832" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59832" style&equals;"width&colon; 1536px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05121335&sol;Reach&lowbar;Health&lowbar;Pack&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59832" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05121335&sol;Reach&lowbar;Health&lowbar;Pack&period;jpg" alt&equals;"It cures what ails ya'&period;" width&equals;"1536" height&equals;"1152" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59832" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">It cures what ails ya&&num;8217&semi;&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Even if you could slough off the temporary inconvenience of death with a simple reload like most god-like game protagonists&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;d still want all your infinite lives healthy ones&period; Luckily&comma; in video games you don&&num;8217&semi;t have to struggle through hours of boring&comma; sweaty exercise while avoiding the pleasures in life&period; It doesn&&num;8217&semi;t matter if you&&num;8217&semi;ve been crippled your organs with fried food and booze&comma; or sustained a direct shotgun blast to the face&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s nothing a little white box with a Red Cross can&&num;8217&semi;t solve&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Driving<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;img&period;gawkerassets&period;com&sol;img&sol;181gtskyg0ww1gif&sol;original&period;gif" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Yet another reason you shouldn&&num;8217&semi;t text and drive&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Real traffic laws are boring&period; Whereas ripping down the sidewalk at 150 mph and plowing through a crowd of people at the bus stop only warrants a minor ticket&comma; the morning commute in places like Liberty City is far morning exciting than in your town&period; Plus&comma; when your ride gets too banged up by all those pedestrians skulls&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s no problem at all as vehicle maintenance is as easy as the push of a button&period; In games&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re never fleeced by a mechanic secretly taking advantage of your complete lack of vehicle knowledge&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Relationships<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59423" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59423" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122438&sol;Sims&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59423" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122438&sol;Sims&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Thanks to GameFAQs&comma; Tom knew Cindy couldn't resist red sweaters&period;" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"960" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59423" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Thanks to GameFAQs&comma; Tom knew Cindy couldn&&num;8217&semi;t resist red sweaters&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Let&&num;8217&semi;s be honest&comma; emotions screw up everything&period; They cloud your judgement&comma; make you say things you don&&num;8217&semi;t mean&comma; and make you illogically want what you can&&num;8217&semi;t have&period; Navigating this messy labrynth of social interaction is so much simpler when any dating dilemma can be avoided by consulting a walkthrough&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s no reason to be nervous for that blind date when&comma; according to GameFAQs&comma; the color green makes her &&num;8220&semi;like&&num;8221&semi; meter go up&period; Just bring a bucket of green paint and you&&num;8217&semi;re all set&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Building<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59424" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59424" style&equals;"width&colon; 800px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122429&sol;punching&lowbar;trees&lowbar;by&lowbar;b2vincent-d4az805&period;png"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59424" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122429&sol;punching&lowbar;trees&lowbar;by&lowbar;b2vincent-d4az805&period;png" alt&equals;"Give me ten seconds and I'll building you an iPhone&period;" width&equals;"800" height&equals;"600" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59424" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Give me ten seconds and I&&num;8217&semi;ll build you an iPhone&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Video game skylines are an awesome sight to behold when structural visions are no longer hindered by annoying things like zoning permits&comma; structural integrity&comma; and the basic laws of physics&period; Considering that to obtain the raw materials for these architectural masterpieces is typically only a matter of striking larger objects with smaller&comma; blunt objects&comma; the entire process is also more environmentally friendly than in real life&period; Even the most complex devices in gaming can typically be crafted using only a couple refined materials&period; Smashed open your iPhone&quest; Don&&num;8217&semi;t worry&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s nothing a little chewing gum and scrap metal can&&num;8217&semi;t fix&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Commerce<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;59428" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-59428" style&equals;"width&colon; 768px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122415&sol;buysomethin&period;png"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-59428" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;03&sol;05122415&sol;buysomethin&period;png" alt&equals;"Would you like to become Rewards Club member and save 10&percnt;&quest; " width&equals;"768" height&equals;"682" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-59428" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Would you like to become a Rewards Club member and save 10&percnt;&quest;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>While it&&num;8217&semi;s true that real life retailers always have far more variety than your average in-game shopkeeper&comma; you can rest assure that video game vendors will always have what you need in stock&period; If the item you seek is too pricey&comma; never fear&semi; nearly all in-game merchants can&&num;8217&semi;t resist buying useless&comma; easily collectible objects found about the environment&period; When you finally do save up enough cash to purchase that goblin-slaying sword of badass-ery&comma; no in-game sales clerk will ever hassle you into giving out your personal information to open a credit card or buy a magazine subscription&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So what do you think&quest; Do you agree that these activities should remain unrealistic in games&comma; or are we way off base&quest; Did we forget anything&quest; Let us know in the comments&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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