All Hail the King – Gotham: ‘All Happy Families Are Alike’ Review

<p>This is it&period; This is what we&&num;8217&semi;ve been waiting for&comma; or so <em>Gotham&&num;8217&semi;<&sol;em>s led us to believe on&comma; well&comma; whatever ride this season&&num;8217&semi;s been&period; The mob war&comma; Fish&&num;8217&semi;s revenge&comma; Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s &&num;8220&semi;issues&comma;&&num;8221&semi; Wayne Manor&&num;8217&semi;s big secret – you&&num;8217&semi;d think that <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s season finale would be where all the show&&num;8217&semi;s juicy questions got finally laid to rest&period; And they do&period; Oh&comma; they do&period; Well&comma; most of them and then some&comma; possibly at the cost of this writer&&num;8217&semi;s very sanity&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>A Few Spoilers Follow<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In reference to Leo Tolstoy&comma; <em>All Happy Families Are Alike <&sol;em>begs to ask just what Gotham has and doesn&&num;8217&semi;t have&period; What it does have is a great cast&comma; but what it doesn&&num;8217&semi;t seem to have is any direction at all for any one of them&period; &&num;8220&semi;Screw Jim Gordon&comma; screw Penguin&comma; screw Falcone&comma; but eh&comma; keep Harvey&comma; because he&&num;8217&semi;s cool&&num;8221&semi; if I should paraphrase the finale&&num;8217&semi;s climax and maybe that&&num;8217&semi;s just it&period; <em>Gotham<&sol;em> has no idea what to do with its characters&comma; though not for want of ideas&comma; but too many&&num;8230&semi;<em>weird<&sol;em> ones&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;05&sol;04234629&sol;gotham-all-happy-families-are-alike-fish-mooney&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-82733 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;05&sol;04234629&sol;gotham-all-happy-families-are-alike-fish-mooney&period;jpg" alt&equals;"gotham-all-happy-families-are-alike-fish-mooney" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"225" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s on that note that &lpar;of course&excl;&rpar; our episode opens with a bejeweled and very much alive Fish Mooney pulls ashore in Gotham City once more Jack Sparrow-style&comma; free from <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;hidden-monsters-gotham-everyone-cobblepot-review&sol;">Jeffrey Combs&&num;8217&semi; Potato-Head Island&period;<&sol;a> Wasn&&num;8217&semi;t she shot and unconscious last time we saw her&quest; Yes&period; Wasn&&num;8217&semi;t she trapped with no way to get back home&quest; Yes&period; But I was also led to believe that teens still had the internet and video games in this universe&comma; and that all of their mothers raised them not to hook up with strange women atop the bows of stranger boats&period; I also hoped that they didn&&num;8217&semi;t include Selina either&period; But would you look at Fish&&num;8217&semi;s mohawk&quest;&excl; Whoa&period; What girl wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t dig on that&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I&&num;8217&semi;d play twenty questions with <em>Gotham<&sol;em> all day long if I could if I thought I&&num;8217&semi;d get an answer untouched by 50s hipster lingo&comma; but some part of me really doesn&&num;8217&semi;t want to know and maybe it doesn&&num;8217&semi;t really care&period; Far and wide&comma; <em>Happy Families<&sol;em> seems like the overdue conclusion the show&&num;8217&semi;s predictably built up to&period; On the eve of Gotham&&num;8217&semi;s gang war&comma; our one and only bazooka-proof Don Falcone&&num;8217&semi;s in the hospital with Don Maroni about to knock on his door&period; Enter Gordon and Harvey to save his life and Gotham&&num;8217&semi;s one chance at keeping unlawful order&comma; because since when has Gordon ever been a good cop&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05000603&sol;Gotham-S1-All-Happy-Famlies-Are-Alike-Oswald-Bedside-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-82279 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05000603&sol;Gotham-S1-All-Happy-Famlies-Are-Alike-Oswald-Bedside-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham S1 'All Happy Famlies Are Alike' Oswald Bedside BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Amidst Fish&&num;8217&semi;s &lpar;triumphant&quest;&rpar; return and our two dons now officially &&num;8220&semi;in a shooting war&comma;&&num;8221&semi; it&&num;8217&semi;s a series of mad dashes across the city that doom our detectives to death in a warehouse showdown&period; This includes possibly the most gif-worthy face Ben McKenzie&&num;8217&semi;s ever had the pleasure of having on the show and the modestly satisfying conclusion to <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s mafioso rivalries&comma; if not the most scripted one on television&period; The ruder they are&comma; the harder they fall and in Maroni&&num;8217&semi;s case&comma; prodding a gun-toting woman&period; May I repeat that&comma; a GUN-TOTING woman&comma; Maroni&period; Sheesh&period; Sometimes&comma; karma&&num;8217&semi;s you know what&comma; right &&num;8220&semi;babes&&num;8221&semi;&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If all happy families are alike&comma; then I&&num;8217&semi;d like to think that whatever Gotham&&num;8217&semi;s dysfunctional family of misfits is&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s anything but&period; I&&num;8217&semi;d have said the warehouse scene made for some of the most out-of-character transitions I&&num;8217&semi;ve ever seen on <em>Gotham<&sol;em> if I knew at all who these people were anymore&period; I&&num;8217&semi;ll have to theorize  on my own just who did Selina&&num;8217&semi;s 80s punk-rock do&comma; but I&&num;8217&semi;d forgive the cat puns this season in return for unthinking her rubbing against Fish&&num;8217&semi;s neck&period; Then again&comma; maybe our little Ms&period; Austin Powers didn&&num;8217&semi;t wanna go blowing &&num;8220&semi;the coolest gig ever&period;&&num;8221&semi; Who writes this stuff and when did executions become shindigs&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05000538&sol;Gotham-S1-All-Happy-Families-Are-Alike-Leslie-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-82281 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05000538&sol;Gotham-S1-All-Happy-Families-Are-Alike-Leslie-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham S1 'All Happy Families Are Alike' Leslie BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Ironically&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s Barbara who&&num;8217&semi;s unwittingly become the show&&num;8217&semi;s most <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;skin-deep-gotham-under-the-knife-review&sol;">inanely interesting character<&sol;a> and it&&num;8217&semi;s perplexing how far of a tangent her arc goes off on&period; I had resigned myself to believing her whole Ogre affair was the most I could expect from her&period; Like the rest of this series&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ll admit that I was dead wrong though&period; Not as dead wrong as Leslie&period; If evolving Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s character from victim&comma; to accomplice&comma; to straight-up psycho was a stretch in just three episodes&comma; then getting grief counseling alone in apartment with her &lpar;ex&quest;&rpar; fiancé&&num;8217&semi;s current doctor girlfriend&&num;8217&semi;s something else entirely&period; The deafening lesbian subtext that seems to follow Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s scenes is nothing new&comma; but the creepy part of me almost thinks Leslie almost enjoyed their chic fight all too much&period; Are both of them <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;goose-chase-gotham-red-hood-review&sol;">Jokers<&sol;a>&quest; And what actual psycho parodies<em> The Shining&quest;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Strangely&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m glad that it&&num;8217&semi;s Penguin who finally gets his time in the moonlight after all this time and his showdown with Fish is probably the one you&&num;8217&semi;ve been waiting for&&num;8230&semi;with a little help from a brainwashed friend&period; A man can&&num;8217&semi;t serve two masters and neither can Butch&period; Yes&comma; our tap-dancing monkey boy&&num;8217&semi;s back and it&&num;8217&semi;s nice that <em>Gotham<&sol;em> give him something to do here as part of a surprisingly dilemma with a comically industrious solution&period; Needless to say&comma; it looks like Jada Pinkett Smith&&num;8217&semi;s contract is probably not going to be renewed unless her character lives up to her namesake&period; That the end result should see a seriously wounded Penguin ape <em>Titanic<&sol;em> while perched on a ledge is&comma; dare I say it&comma; worth it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>For the man adorning so much of <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s initial marketing&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s still a pity that Gordon&&num;8217&semi;s done basically nothing to prove himself&comma; either to his dirty cop brethren or viewers&period; Nevertheless&comma; it was a bit of a cheesy thrill to see Gordon go all <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;im-back-john-wick-movie-review&sol;"><em>John Wick<&sol;em><&sol;a> on some goons&&num;8217&semi; asses and the Gotham mob&&num;8217&semi;s Stormtrooper-level shots are just icing on the cake&period; Given Gordon&&num;8217&semi;s amazing detective work this season&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m finding it more and more plausible why old Gordon&&num;8217&semi;s turned on the Bat-Signal so many times&period; As for our presently-old Falcone&quest; Retired to Florida&comma; I suppose&comma; because retirement just washes away all that crime stuff&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05000550&sol;Gotham-S1-All-Happy-Families-Are-Alike-Ms&period;-Kringle-and-Ed-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-82280 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05000550&sol;Gotham-S1-All-Happy-Families-Are-Alike-Ms&period;-Kringle-and-Ed-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham S1 'All Happy Families Are Alike' Ms&period; Kringle and Ed BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>As for Nygma&quest; Nygma&comma; Nygma&comma; Nygma – just can&&num;8217&semi;t help leave incriminating riddles in your murder alibi&comma; huh&quest; Happens to the best of us&period; An entire season of watching him pick onions out of his Chinese food and passing notes around was&&num;8230&semi;exhilarating&comma; but I&&num;8217&semi;ll admit that his <del>panic<&sol;del> crazy attack was amusing&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m not sure that I buy Kringle stumbling upon his secret as something that would send him off his rocker&comma; but kudos to <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s Hitchcockian <em>Vertigo<&sol;em> effects&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s probably on no ceremonious note that Bruce somehow enters the picture thanks to the &&num;8220&semi;Next week on <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8221&semi; teasers that&&num;8217&semi;ve spoiled the big reveal by now&comma; but hey&comma; if the show&&num;8217&semi;s just got that one Wayne Manor room to use&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s going to use it&comma; by gum&period; Without the guarantee of a time-jump&comma; I can&&num;8217&semi;t imagine what&&num;8217&semi;ll come of the big room behind the fireplace tease&period; Yes&comma; we know <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;en&period;wikipedia&period;org&sol;wiki&sol;Batman">Bruce Wayne is BATMAN<&sol;a>&comma; <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&period; We just Googled it&period; Give&period; Him&period; To&period; Us&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So finally&comma; <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s come to the fateful&comma; twisted end I never would&&num;8217&semi;ve expected from the show that gave us&period; Its eventful&comma; if not downright looney season finale dished out thrills&comma; chills&comma; and spills that I already asked for episodes ago and arguably could&&num;8217&semi;ve lived without&period; Some parts terrible and all parts fascinating&comma; <em>All Happy Families Are Alike<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s naturally overstated antics make for a raucous experiment in the bizarre&comma; but genuinely overwhelm and dilute everything and anything else&period; I could only hope that another six months of soul-searching can set the series straight&comma; but as <em>Gotham<&sol;em> tells me&comma;&&num;8221&semi;hope is for losers&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p><em>Gotham<&sol;em> will return for a full second season later this fall&period; Until then&comma; check out what <em>Gotham<&sol;em> reviews <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;tag&sol;gotham&sol;">you might&&num;8217&semi;ve missed<&sol;a> and stick around for more of your favorite things about movies&comma; TV&comma; games&comma; and comics here at <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com">BagoGames<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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