Bagocast EP 10: Jump Force (PS4 Review)

The Laziest Xenoverse Clone

<p>Welcome to the tenth episode of Bagocast&excl; For the tenth installment&comma; we will be doing a deep dive review of <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;metacritic&period;com&sol;game&sol;playstation-4&sol;jump-force">Jump Force<&sol;a>&excl; Possibly the worst anime fighting game ever conceived&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Fighting games and anime seems to be a natural combo&period; Larger than life characters that can destroy planets with a simple sneeze&period; Many anime fans love to debate on which character would win in a fight&period; Of course&comma; what better to let anime fans live out those debates than a 50-anniversary 3-D anime fighting&quest; How about one that isn&&num;8217&semi;t an abysmal lazy cash grab that Bandi Namco didn&&num;8217&semi;t fart out after congesting rotten food&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Every since Jump Force announcement&comma; I have been keeping tabs on it&period; Seeing anime&&num;8217&semi;s biggest and most powerful characters clashing in a 3-D battle arena sounds thrilling&excl; However&comma; the game&&num;8217&semi;s presentation and mechanics looked appalling to me&period; Characters looked and moved like plastic toys that have rusty joints&period; The gameplay looked like it incorporated the sacred ancient art of button mashing&period; So&comma; I decided to be patient and wait for a sales price&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>A huge sale was happening on the Playstation Store that lowered Jump Force&&num;8217&semi;s price to be 20&dollar;&period; Setting my expectations to floor level&semi; I purchased the game&comma; then immediately regretted my purchase within the first hour of the game&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"wp-image-160722 size-full aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;07&sol;15171305&sol;terrible&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Why does Vegeta look like a plastic toy&quest;" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h3> Review Summary<&sol;h3>&NewLine;<p><strong>Pros<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<ul>&NewLine;<li>None exist in this reality&period;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<&sol;ul>&NewLine;<p><strong>Negative<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<ul>&NewLine;<li>The game looks cheap<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Character models are horrid<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Music is bland and forgettable<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>The story contains no passion or care&period; Only contains lazy writing<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Some story beats jump off a cliff and to be never heard of again<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>So many plot holes<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Character interactions are bland and forgettable<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Character personalities are absent&comma; a single trait stretch into oblivion&comma; or entirely wrong&period;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>The gameplay is nothing more than button mashing<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>The gameplay never evolves or improves<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Repetition is the key and main ingredient for all its missions<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Power buffs are essentially useless<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>All five fighting styles play the same&period; The only difference is the animations<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>The A&period;I blew in from stupid town<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Characters repeat their one-liner all the time when using a special move<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Character animations look awkward and stiff<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Bullcrap DLC characters&comma; characters that are in the game&comma; but excluded&comma; so they can sell them later<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Online content is bare bones<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>Customization feels limited<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>The hub world unbelievably generic looking<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li>U&period;I has no personality to it<&sol;li>&NewLine;<&sol;ul>&NewLine;<p><strong>Rating&colon;<&sol;strong> 1&sol;10 &lpar;Just buy Xenoverse one or two&rpar;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Platforms&colon; <&sol;strong>PS4&comma; Xbox One&comma; Switch&comma; &amp&semi; Steam<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Kick back&comma; relax&comma; and grab some popcorn&period; Enjoy the podcast&excl; Keep in mind&comma; everything said here is our thoughts and feelings&period; We do not represent the entirety of BagoGames&period; If you disagree with anything&comma; then please leave it down in the comment section below&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Check out our other content&excl; Including previous <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;podcasts&sol;">podcast episodes<&sol;a> and the latest <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;reviews&sol;">game reviews<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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