Baywatch 2017 Film Review

Baywatch, Seven Bucks Productions

<p>Back in 1989&comma; there was a television show that became iconic for slo-mo running&comma; red swim suits and&&num;8230&semi; David Hasselhoff&period; That show was called&comma; <em>Baywatch<&sol;em>&excl; Now&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m not sure how big it&&num;8217&semi;s fan base was or how many viewers it had per episode&comma; but apparently&comma; it was enough because <em>Baywatch<&sol;em> ran for 11 seasons&period; Fast forward to 2017 and  the series gets a big screen movie&period; Now&comma; before fans go and dig out their red swim trunks and make plans to hit the beach&comma; you must be warned&&num;8230&semi; this is not the <em>Baywatch<&sol;em> you remember watching on television&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129462" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129462" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129462 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;07022740&sol;baywatch-still-1-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129462" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Baywatch&comma; Seven Bucks Productions<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>What&&num;8217&semi;s <em>Baywatch<&sol;em> about&quest; &lpar;cue theme music&rpar; In Emerald Bay&comma; Florida&comma; Mitch Buchannon and his team of lifeguards are preparing for the lifeguard tryouts&comma; where new recruits will be hand picked to join the lifeguard team&period; Unfotantly&comma; Mitch&&num;8217&semi;s boss&comma; Captian Thorpe&comma; has already picked one of the winners&comma; Olympic gold medalist Matt Brody&period; Come to find out Brody needs to serve some community service hours and Mitch&&num;8217&semi;s boss thinks Brody&&num;8217&semi;s fame will do the Bay some good&period; Problem is&comma; Brody isn&&num;8217&semi;t really a team player and thinks he can do anything when it comes to the water&period; As if Mitch doesn&&num;8217&semi;t already have his hands full with the tryouts&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s also a new designer street drug floating around the beach&period; So&comma; Mitch makes it his mission to find and stop the drug from getting any more of a hold&comma; then it already has&comma; on his beach&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Now&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m gonna stop right here and take a second to warn you&period; <em>Baywatch<&sol;em>&comma; with a running time of hundred and twenty-one minutes&comma; is filled with low brow humor&period; Its baseline of humor is built on visual inappropriate gags and gross out gags that fits perfectly in the college humor section of laughs&period; Also&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s rated R for language&comma; violence&comma; and nudity&period; Now&comma; with that in mind&comma; I laughed my butt off&period; Once you realize the level of humor you&&num;8217&semi;re dealing with and are able to separate the movie from the show&comma; you might enjoy it&period; They took the movie in a different direction from the show&period; As they have with a few of the old television shows lately&comma; like <em>CHIPS<&sol;em> &lpar;2017&rpar; and <em>21 Jump Street<&sol;em> &lpar;2012&rpar;&period; They took a serious show and turned it upside down and filled it with laughs and gags&period; Now&comma; that&&num;8217&semi;s not to say the movie wasn&&num;8217&semi;t good because&comma; in its own Special ED kind of way&comma; it was&period; The story is a bit unbelievable but does the job to give plenty of reasons for laughs and cool life-saving scenes&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129463" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129463" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129463 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;07022844&sol;baywatch-still-2-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129463" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Baywatch&comma; Seven Bucks Productions<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The playthrough was enjoyable and the movie keeps a fairly good pace all the way through&period; I&&num;8217&semi;d say about fifteen-minutes in and you&&num;8217&semi;ll decide if this is a movie for you&period; If you stick around and you&&num;8217&semi;ll be laughing the entire time&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s a sit back and turn off the brain kind of movie&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I thought the cast&comma; which was Dwayne Johnson &lpar;<em>Central Intelligence<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Zac Efron &lpar;<em>Neighbors<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Alexandra Daddario &lpar;<em>San Andreas<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Kelly Rohrbach &lpar;<em>Cafe Society<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Ilfenesh Hadera &lpar;<em>Chi‑Raq<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Jon Bass &lpar;<em>Loving<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Yahya Abul-Mateen II &lpar;<em>The Get Down<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Hannibal Buress &lpar;<em>The Secret Life of Pets<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Rob Huebel &lpar;<em>Keanu<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Amin Joseph &lpar;<em>Dope<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Jack Kesy &lpar;<em>Intruders<&sol;em>&rpar; and Priyanka Chopra &lpar;<em>Barfi&excl;<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; did a great job&period; Out of everyone&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;d have to say my favorite characters were Mitch&comma; Brody&comma; and Ronnie&period; The chemistry between Johnson &lpar;Mitch&rpar; and Efron &lpar;Brody&rpar; was great and those two pulled off some hilarious scenes together&period; The next person that brings the most laughs would be Bass&comma; who played Ronnie&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>As far as the special effects go&comma; I wasn&&num;8217&semi;t really impressed by them&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s a big boat fire scene that looks like it should be cool&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s like they tried to hard to make it look cool&period; It doesn&&num;8217&semi;t blend in very well and at times has a 3-D sort of effect going on during it&period; Luckily&comma; the boat fire was the worse of the spots and everything else looked a lot better in comparison&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129464" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129464" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129464 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;07022958&sol;baywatch-still-3-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129464" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Baywatch&comma; Seven Bucks Productions<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>On August 29th&comma; 2017 the Blu-ray was released and here are the special features you&&num;8217&semi;ll find floating around on it&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>-Meet the Lifeguards&colon; A detailed examination of the cast and characters and the qualities the actors brought to the roles&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;-Continuing the Legacy&colon; A look at the TV show&&num;8217&semi;s success and legacy and the importance of recreating it in the right way&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;-Stunts &amp&semi; Training&colon; As the title suggests&comma; this supplement looks at the actors&&num;8217&semi; physical preparations for the parts and executing the necessary scenes                     and stunts&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;-Deleted &amp&semi; Extended Scenes&colon; CJ Messes with Stephanie&comma; Coffee and Doughnuts&comma; Where Could I Score&quest;&comma; Bathroom Misunderstanding&comma; Directions to the              Morgue&comma; and Brody and Captain Thorpe&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Overall&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s not the <em>Baywatch<&sol;em> you&&num;8217&semi;ll remember&comma; but if you&&num;8217&semi;re in a laid back mood and looking for some laughs&comma; then give it a watch&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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