Best Poultry In Video Games

<p>Thanksgiving is right around the corner&comma; and we all know what that means&colon; Turkey everything&excl; Turkey dinner&comma; hot turkey sandwiches&comma; turkey pot pie&comma; and so on&period; With poultry and turkey on the mind&comma; we at BagoGames found the best poultry in video games&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>5&rpar; <em>Angry Birds<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95280" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95280" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04111429&sol;Angry-Birds-angry-birds-friends-31283667-1191-670&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95280 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04111429&sol;Angry-Birds-angry-birds-friends-31283667-1191-670&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Poultry" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95280" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Angry Birds&comma; Rovio Entertainment&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Everyone&&num;8217&semi;s favorite and the most overdone fowl in gaming are definitely the birds from <em>Angry Birds<&sol;em>&period; These birds are everywhere&&num;8211&semi;on shirts&comma; greeting cards&comma; and they&&num;8217&semi;re even getting a CGI movie&period; That&&num;8217&semi;s pretty amazing for a simple mobile game that pits fowl against swine&period; These birds&comma; of course would make horrible dinners&comma; rolling off plates or exploding on you&semi; that&&num;8217&semi;s a good way to ruin a holiday&period; They do&comma; however&comma; give us ample amounts of pork products like delicious bacon and ham steaks&comma; so at least we&&num;8217&semi;ll have a nice cholesterol filled breakfast on Thanksgiving&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>4&rpar; Kazooie<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95218" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95218" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04111955&sol;banjo-kazooie&period;png"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95218 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04111955&sol;banjo-kazooie&period;png" alt&equals;"poultry" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"484" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95218" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Banjo Kazooie&comma; Microsoft&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Kazooie is the <span class&equals;"st">red-crested breegull<&sol;span> that stole our hearts in the <em>Banjo-Kazooie<&sol;em> games&period; She lives in her best friend&&num;8217&semi;s backpack and has helped him and his family out on several occasions&period; Not only does she have a lovey voice and can help Banjo jump up and get to those tough Jiggys&comma; but she&&num;8217&semi;s one of our favorite fowl in gaming&period; Fans of the N64 know her well&comma; but thankfully Microsoft brought her to a new generation in <em>Rare Replay<&sol;em>&comma; and we can all spend our Thanksgiving with a fair feathered foul we don&&num;8217&semi;t have to cook&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>3&rpar; <em>South Park<&sol;em> Turkeys<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 886px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;i&period;gyazo&period;com&sol;75051cb12caeed3df6360cd30f6eb1dd&period;png" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"886" height&equals;"557" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;South Park&comma; Acclaim Entertainment&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Mutant Turkeys have invaded the small&comma; quiet town of <em>South Park<&sol;em> in the titular Playstation and N64 game&comma; and it is up to the boys to save the day&period; With the help of Chef&comma; they learn of the terrible Tank Turkeys that birth the Mutant Turkeys and they all must be stopped&period; These turkeys are vicious and want to end the boys&&num;8217&semi; Thanksgiving&comma; but they defeat the turkeys with snowballs and more&comma; and they make it back to town in time to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner with their families&period; It is lucky those brave four boys saved us from utter turkey annihilation&period; When you&&num;8217&semi;re feasting on your stuffed turkey this year&comma; make sure to raise a drum up for Kenny and mumble something incoherently&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>2&rpar; <em>Final Fight<&sol;em> Chicken<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;93896" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-93896" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;10&sol;04122022&sol;untitled1&period;png"><img class&equals;"wp-image-93896 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;10&sol;04122022&sol;untitled1&period;png" alt&equals;"Poultry" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"451" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-93896" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Final Fight&comma; Capcom&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Sometimes after beating in the heads of hundreds of degenerates in the inner city&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re feeling a bit hungry&period; And nothing will satisfy that hunger more than a garbage can or phone booth chicken&period; It has to be tasty as you wipe the blood of your enemies off your hands and grab a juicy chicken leg from which you know not where it came&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m sure that if I was in a dingy&comma; filth filled alleyway beating on some thugs I would totally want to eat a chicken that I found in the garbage&semi; it would have to taste like sweet&comma; sweet victory&period; I doubt it tastes as good as my mother&&num;8217&semi;s chicken&comma; but I think it&&num;8217&semi;s the heat of the battle that makes a floor chicken taste so scrumptious&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>1&rpar;  Cuccos<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;93892" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-93892" style&equals;"width&colon; 589px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;10&sol;04122034&sol;cucco&period;png"><img class&equals;"wp-image-93892" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;10&sol;04122034&sol;cucco&period;png" alt&equals;"poultry" width&equals;"589" height&equals;"515" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-93892" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;The Legend Of Zelda&colon; A Link To The Past&comma; Nintendo&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>These deadly creatures lurk in the over world of <em>The Legend of Zelda<&sol;em> games&period; One is smart to never mess with them because if you do&comma; you will be ganged up on by a gaggle of chickens&period; The only thing you can really do with them is grab them to fly for a little bit&comma; but never <em>ever<&sol;em> attack them&period; If you are sloppy with your swordplay or if you&&num;8217&semi;re just vindictive and happen to hit one of them&comma; you will be attacked by the Cucco Revenge Squad&period; Much like <em>Dark Souls&comma;<&sol;em> you will die quickly and the cuccos will feast on your corpse&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What are some of your favorite video game fowl&quest; Let us know in the comments&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;