Boobs, Vampires, and Blood, Oh My! – Onechanbara Z2: Chaos Review

<p><em>Onechanabra<&sol;em> is much-loved series in Japan that has seen nearly a dozen releases with only a few ever making it stateside&period; <em>Onechanbara <&sol;em>apparently translates &&num;8212&semi; roughly &&num;8212&semi; to &&num;8220&semi;Young Adult Woman Sword Fighting&period;&&num;8221&semi; Combine that right there with the fact that this game couldn&&num;8217&semi;t be more Japanese even if it tried and you&&num;8217&semi;ve already got a good sense of what&&num;8217&semi;s happening here&period; <em>Onechanabra Z2 &colon; Chaos <&sol;em>is the insanely bright and loud fantasy of a Japanese business man who is into vampires and stayed up all night playing <em>Dynasty Warriors<&sol;em>&period; Yeah&period; You might get the impression that this game is hot trash from that little diatribe&period; While it&&num;8217&semi;s not a masterpiece&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m sure that I&&num;8217&semi;m not the only newcomer to this series who ended up liking it a bit more than they expected&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 1287px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;i&period;ytimg&period;com&sol;vi&sol;NbX3ssDxtL0&sol;maxresdefault&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1287" height&equals;"724" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>If I was judging this game from a purely ethical viewpoint&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s little contest&semi; it&&num;8217&semi;s the most hyper-sexualized game I&&num;8217&semi;ve literally ever seen in my life&comma; and I play a lot of games&period; There are outfits in this game that leave so little to the imagination that the character select screen leans closer to softcore pornography than videogame&period; The combat is surprisingly smooth and fun to control but throws in more obligatory upskirt shots mid-combo than the entirety of that Zack Snyder movie&comma; <em>Sucker Punch&period; <&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The game is actually similar to that movie&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s teeming with profuse mediocrity with just enough stylistic merit to keep you pushing through&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s a degree of perversion that is downright embarrassing to participate in&comma; but the game is still kind of fun&period; Then again&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m not reviewing the game on a metric of political correctness or the IQ of the intellectual property it&&num;8217&semi;s built on &&num;8212&semi; I&&num;8217&semi;m just reviewing it as a game&period; When you get past the boob physics and dental floss attire&comma; the game itself is &&num;8212&semi; interestingly enough &&num;8212&semi; fun to play&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>As I mentioned&comma; <em>Onechanbara<&sol;em> plays a lot like the <em>Dynasty Warriors <&sol;em>games&period; You control one of four vampire sisters and play through very linear arena-like levels&period; All the while&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re hacking and slashing your way through hoards of constantly respawning zombies and demon-like monsters&period; While there is a story in<em> Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos<&sol;em>&comma; I won&&num;8217&semi;t be talking much about it because it&&num;8217&semi;s overly convoluted and complex<em>&period; <&sol;em>All you need to know about the story is that a mysterious woman with green hair has evil plans involving zombies overtaking the world&comma; and you&&num;8217&semi;re going to fight her eventually&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 1278px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"" src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;operationrainfall&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;06&sol;OZ2&lowbar;02&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1278" height&equals;"719" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The combat is where <em>Onechanbara <&sol;em>really shines&comma; and it&&num;8217&semi;s surprisingly a lot of fun&period; It consists primarily of square&sol;triangle button mashing and timing elements with jump&comma; dodge&comma; and projectile actions thrown in for good measure&period; Fighting game veterans will be able to pull off some truly epic combos but even a total fighter newbie like myself can mash their way to victory in style&period; There are special meters which allow you to pull off some particularly strong area of effect attacks&period; Each character also has a separate meter that&comma; once filled&comma; lets you transform into a powerful demon version of yourself&period; You can also bring in up to three of your vampire friends for a truly chaotic experience&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>While the game lives up to its subtitle of &&num;8220&semi;chaos&&num;8221&semi; well&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s not always a good thing&period; You&&num;8217&semi;ll often have no idea what you or the enemies are doing &lpar;especially when all four characters are on screen at once&rpar; during the most hectic of moments&period; This results in a truly confusing and exhausting button mash-athon where all you really see are pretty flashing colors and splattering blood&period; This &&num;8220&semi;chaos&&num;8221&semi; bleeds a little too much into the rest of the game&&num;8217&semi;s design in other ways&colon; there were close to a dozen instances in which I sprinted around &&num;8212&semi; listening to the adrenaline pumping J-pop soundtrack &&num;8212&semi; an empty area unable to find the last enemy&period; I would usually find them glitched out or hiding in some out of the way corner&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 1242px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;i&period;gyazo&period;com&sol;ca04e5e4e5667e21c64a9e42da93d115&period;png" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1242" height&equals;"697" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Even when that didn&&num;8217&semi;t happen&comma; there were times when I got downright lost&period; Other times I spent too much time butchering infinitely spawning enemies only to realize that I needed to move a few feet to the side in order to advance&period; These flaws in the design&comma; the overall bland environments&comma; the repetitive enemies&comma; and the hyper&comma; non-stop pace of the game can really wear down both your resolve and your thumbs&period; I&&num;8217&semi;ve never experienced soreness in my thumbs this extreme with any other game before&period; Maybe if you&&num;8217&semi;re used to playing <em>Dynasty Warriors<&sol;em> this isn&&num;8217&semi;t as heavy of a blow&comma; but I can&&num;8217&semi;t remember the last time I physically required a break from game after less than an hour of playing&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>While a lot of the fighting has a really cool &&num;8212&semi; albeit hyper-sexualized &&num;8212&semi; style to it&comma; most of the game looks only passable&period; The environments are bland and look more like they&&num;8217&semi;re out of games from the last two generations rather than anything recent&period; The combat and gameplay are clearly the focus here&comma; and while those are certainly the game&&num;8217&semi;s strengths&comma; they&&num;8217&semi;re still far from perfect&period; I imagine this game performs a lot of fan service and is received much better to fans of the series or genre&period; However&comma; to anyone objective&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s clunky in much of its execution and not exceptionally welcoming&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>For instance&comma; there is a mechanic that was never explained during the in-game tutorials &lpar;which consists of several long pages of written instructions all at once upon starting the game&rpar;&period; During a boss fight&comma; a quick time event will show a blue arrow on the screen&semi; you must swipe in that direction on the touchpad to proceed&period; Since I didn&&num;8217&semi;t know about this&comma; it took me a dozen attempts of guesswork to figure out what the game wanted me to do&period; &&num;8220&semi;What do you want me to do&quest;&excl;&&num;8221&semi; is an exclamation I blurted out more times throughout this game than I have for any other in a while&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 1278px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"" src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;siliconera&period;com&sol;wordpress&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;09&sol;0036&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1278" height&equals;"719" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos&comma; XSEED&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p><em>Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos <&sol;em>is not a perfect game&period; In fact&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s far from it&period; However&comma; if you like this style of game or this series in particular&comma; you can have a surprising amount of fun slashing your way through countless zombies and monsters until your bloodied thumbs are begging for rest&period; Fans of the series will be excited about the bevvy of customization options&period; These include a variety of outfits and accessories &lpar;some of which can be fine-tuned down to the minutiae of size and degree of rotation&rpar; to a significant repertoire of weapons and additional combo skills that can be bought or earned&period; While these points were an interesting touch&comma; it would have made more sense to upgrade your weapons as you go&period; Every new weapon is just a slightly stronger type of the same thing that you&&num;8217&semi;ve been using&comma; which you then must buy and equip&period; Even with that&comma; I beat the game without unlocking a third of the weapons&comma; items&comma; and skills in the game&period; If this is the type of game you&&num;8217&semi;re willing to replay&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s surely plenty of goodies to sweeten the pot&comma; but you&&num;8217&semi;ve got to really appreciate the combat to repeat the lackluster story experience more than once&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong><em>A PS4 code for Onechanbara Z2&colon; Chaos was provided by XSEED for this review<&sol;em><&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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