Brave and the Bold 2.0 – The Flash: ‘All Star Team Up’ Review

<p><em>Arrow <&sol;em>and <em>The Flash <&sol;em>seem to have found a winning formula&comma; running in parallel to one another with the occasional intersection in their paths to remind us of their shared universe&period;  &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;All Star Team Up” marks another crossover&comma; but not with the characters you may expect…and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t work better for it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>We start off the episode with a high-speed chase between the CCPD and some bank robbers&comma; but with the Flash now working in tandem with Eddie and Joe&comma; the trio make quick work of the crooks&period;  The streets are safer&comma; but a new threat emerges&comma; as a young woman enters her car&comma; only to be attacked by a swarm of bees that pour out of every crevice of the vehicle&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The woman’s name&comma; we learn&comma; is Lindsay Kang&comma; and the cause of her demise&quest;  &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Death by apotoxin&comma;” aka a toxin that induces anaphylaxis &lpar;she died from bee stings&rpar;&period;  Back at the lab&comma; the team theorizes that a new metahuman may have emerged that can control bees &lpar;aka the most random power one can get in a show where metahumans can control electricity or turn into metal&rpar;&comma; but their discussion is interrupted by the arrival of Felicity Smoak&period;  She asks the team to go outside so they can meet the real reason she’s in Central City&colon; Ray Palmer needing the scientific expertise of S&period;T&period;A&period;R&period; Labs to upgrade his A&period;T&period;O&period;M&period; suit&period;  Oh dear&comma; my period key is going to wear out&comma; isn’t it&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>We then see Eddie and Iris talking about the greatly reduced crime rate in Central City&comma; which Eddie chalks up to dumb luck&period;  Iris isn’t buying that&comma; however&comma; and she thinks Eddie is hiding something&period;  It wouldn’t be a CW show without that interpersonal drama&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05002303&sol;All-Star-Team-Up-2&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-81927 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05002303&sol;All-Star-Team-Up-2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Flash 1" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"159" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Barry and Felicity have a coffee at Jitters&comma; where Barry vaguely expressing his concerns to Felicity&period;  Eddie interrupts&comma; telling Barry that he’s having difficulty lying to Iris about the whole Flash thing&period;  He and Felicity hit it off&comma; however&comma; and the whole thing winds up turning into a double date&comma; with poor Barry bemoaning being &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;the fifth wheel” in a group that consists of 50&percnt; former love interests&period;  Yep&comma; that’s the CW&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Across town&comma; we see a portly executive entering the lobby of Folston Tech&comma; when a mysterious blonde whispers to a buzzing bee in her hand&period;  &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Tell your sisters it’s time&comma;” she coos&comma; directing her attention to the aforementioned man&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Back at the lab&comma; Ray and Cisco talk about possible enhancements to the A&period;T&period;O&period;M&period; suit&comma; when Cisco theorizes that Ray could prevent his power supply from overheating by using a ceramic jacket&period;  &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;You really are quite clever&comma; Cisco&comma;” Ray comments&comma; which suddenly gives Cisco a flashback of his death at the hands of Harrison Wells…a death that Barry prevented by altering the timeline when he went back through the past&period;  His waking nightmare is interrupted by an alarm&comma; signaling that the bees are attacking again&period;  Cisco sends the Flash to Folston Tech&comma; but it’s too late&colon; the man in the suit slumps back in his chair&comma; dead&period;  Unfortunately for Barry&comma; his killers are still close by&comma; swarming out of the corpse’s mouth and straight into our nightmares&period;  Thanks&comma; CW&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Barry tries to outrun the bees&comma; but he’s trapped in the building with them&period;  They sting him mercilessly&comma; and he collapses&period;  The team gets the diagnostic from Barry’s suit&colon; he’s going into cardiac arrest&period;  Joe arrives on the scene and attempts to give Barry CPR&comma; but the rest of the team tells him to stand back so they can activate a defibrillator built into the suit&period;  They shock Barry back to life &lpar;although that’s not how defibrillators work&comma; but <em>every show <&sol;em>does this&comma; so whatever&rpar; and he returns to the lab surprisingly not doing too bad for a man who was literally almost stung to death…but it seems the Flash suit had a tiny stowaway&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Barry&comma; Ray&comma; Felicity&comma; Iris&comma; and Eddie show up at a fancy French restaurant&comma; where Iris asks how Ray managed to get reservations when the waiting list is months out&period;  Ray’s answer&colon; he bought the restaurant&period;  Oh&comma; you billionaires&comma; just buying random things so you can get your way&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Cisco shows up at the CCPD to talk to Joe and fill him in about the victim at Rolston Tech&colon; the man was trying to beef up the company’s robotics division&period;  He also voices his concerns to Joe about Barry’s behavior as of late&comma; which Joe covers for&period;  Joe tells Cisco that Barry’s worried about the inevitable return of the Reverse Flash&comma; which triggers another flashback for Cisco&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Back at dinner&comma; Barry leaves the room and Felicity follows&comma; where Barry finally opens up about Harrison Wells&period;  Iris finally snaps&comma; telling Eddie that she doesn’t like how he’s hiding something from her&comma; and the whole dinner dissolves in a matter of moments&period;  That’s our CW&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It all works out for the best&comma; as the bee that hid in Barry’s suit is now terrorizing the lab&period;  It hovers in front of Wells&comma; who <em>almost <&sol;em>gets up out of his wheelchair &lpar;which would blow his cover&rpar;&comma; but Barry races in and captures the bee&period;  A closer look reveals that it’s not an organic bee&comma; but a tiny robot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The team does further research on the two victims&comma; and find out that they both worked at Mercury Labs where the robotic bees were being developed by one Brie Larvan &lpar;you can’t make this up&comma; folks&rpar;&comma; who was fired when it was found out that she was trying to weaponize the robotic bees&period;  The two victims were the people that turned her in&period;  Wait&comma; <em>what&quest;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>OK&comma; so Brie Larvan was trying to make robotic bees as weapons that she could sell to the highest bidder&period;  This got her fired from her job&period;  She still has the bees&comma; <em>which she can sell<&sol;em>&period;  Why bother with the vendetta&comma; when she has the inventory and no boss&quest;  She could be the sole proprietor of her own business&excl;  I wouldn’t be plotting revenge&semi; I’d be applying for an LLC&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Felicity confronts Barry about how he hasn’t gone to Caitlin or Cisco about Wells&period;  Barry is afraid that if he tells Cisco and Caitlin what he thinks about Wells&comma; it will backfire and he’ll be ostracized from the group&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Also&comma; Iris is worried that Eddie is cheating on her&comma; but I really don’t care because Iris is awful&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The bee back at S&period;T&period;A&period;R&period; Labs suddenly reactivates&comma; meaning that Larvan is sending her swarm to take out another victim&period;  They trace the signal to Mercury Labs&comma; which means that Larvan is going to kill her old boss Tina McGee&excl;  With little time to waste&comma; Cisco and Ray dub Larvan…wait for it…<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>The Bug-Eyed Bandit<&sol;em>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05002252&sol;All-Star-Team-Up-3&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-81928 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05002252&sol;All-Star-Team-Up-3&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Flash 2" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"158" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>OK&comma; I know that the Bug-Eyed Bandit was an actual Flash villain from the Silver Age &lpar;hence the lame-ass name&rpar;&comma; but that’s the best supervillain name that <em>two geniuses <&sol;em>can come up with&quest;  You’ve got a woman who uses robotic bees&comma; who sits at a computer console in the middle of a hive &lpar;complete with smokers&rpar;&comma; and who has honeycomb stitched right into her wardrobe&period;  She’s got the whole bee theme down to an art&comma; and you go with &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Bug-Eyed Bandit&period;”  You could call her Queen Bee &lpar;or not&comma; that’s a different DC villain&rpar;&comma; or you could use any number of painful bee puns for a name&period;  Call her the Pollinatrix&comma; Bumblebeast&comma; whatever&period;  Bug-eyed Bandit…give me a damn break&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Ray offers to run interference on the swarm and provide a distraction while Flash confronts Larvan in her hive&period;  She sends her remaining drones after Barry&comma; but Felicity uses her hacking skills to take control of the swarm&period;  Ray tries to shake his own swarm&comma; but he has no choice but to take a dunk in the ocean so that the saltwater can fry the bees’ electrical systems&period;  Unfortunately&comma; the water has the same effect on his A&period;T&period;O&period;M&period; suit&comma; giving him mere moments to try and land in the S&period;T&period;A&period;R&period; Labs van&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Then&comma; because this episode wasn’t ridiculous enough as it was&comma; Larvan and Felicity engage in an honest-to-god hack-off&comma; with each vying for control of the swarm&period;  Felicity out-hacks Larvan and disables the swarm&comma; saving Barry&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Unfortunately&comma; a lone bee hitched a ride on the A&period;T&period;O&period;M&period; suit &lpar;seriously&comma; again&quest;&rpar; and Cisco takes the sting for Ray&period;  He quickly goes into shock&comma; but Barry races to the scene and defibrillates Cisco in the nick of time&comma; where both Ray and Barry declare him a hero&period;  By that logic&comma; Macaulay Culkin in <em>My Girl <&sol;em>is like Oskar Schindler&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Barry talks to the now-safe Tina McGee&comma; who reveals that there is a lot of tension between her and Wells&period;  She explains that Wells &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;changed” after the accident &lpar;did he ever&rpar;&comma; and that change drove a wedge between them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Ray and Felicity head back to Starling City&comma; where Ray will use the technology in Larvan’s bees to enhance his suit&period;  Iris leaves Eddie&comma; but I don’t really care&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Barry finally calls Caitlin and Cisco to the CCPD&comma; where he confides in them that he believes Harrison Wells is not the man that they think he is…<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>There was a lot of buzz over <em>The Walking Dead<&sol;em>’s Emily Kinney showing up on <em>The Flash <&sol;em>to play the Bug-Eyed Bandit &lpar;especially given the gender-swapping&rpar;&comma; but I would go so far as to say that she was wasted&period;  She was given maybe 3 lines across the entire episode&comma; and she certainly wasn’t built up enough as a character for her to become an ongoing threat&period;  It stinks that she’s been reduced to little more than a casualty of the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;freak of the week” format&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The episode wasn’t all bad&comma; however&period;  Seeing Ray and Cisco play off of each other was incredibly charming&comma; even if it was also used as an impetus for some painful &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;flashbacks” for Cisco&period;  In fact&comma; that raises some <em>huge <&sol;em>questions for the character&comma; as we’re not sure what’s going to happen to him in the wake of Barry muddling with the timeline&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Catch new episodes of The Flash Tuesdays at 8&sol;7c on The CW<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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