F9 Review – Fast, Furious, and Too Familiar

The ninth Fast & Furious film is essentially more of the same, for better and worse.

<p>You don’t make nine movies without running out of gas&period; It’s honestly impressive that <em>Fast &amp&semi; Furious<&sol;em> has made it this far on its frenetic absurdity&period; While this latest entry delivers more of the same&comma; that familiar component is the greatest asset and disappointment&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;171913" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-171913" style&equals;"width&colon; 1544px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-171913" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;07&sol;12160454&sol;Screen-Shot-2021-04-14-at-11&period;02&period;02-AM&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1544" height&equals;"790" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-171913" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Vin Diesel in F9&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">More Family<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The running jokes of the saga have been the blunt theme of family&period; The ensemble of street racers and hackers always ends up together in the end&period; <em>F9<&sol;em> has the appearance of being the most family of this family-focused action franchise&period; After all&comma; it involves the quarrel of estranged brothers&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But this aspect plays more like a soap opera than it should&period; Dominic Toretto &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0004874&sol;">Vin Diesel<&sol;a>&rpar; has just run into his brother&comma; Jakob &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1078479&sol;">John Cena<&sol;a>&rpar;&period; When questioned about this mysterious racer&sol;terrorist&comma; Dom reveals the dark history of how his brother murdered their father&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Jakob also shaped Dom’s life of crime and constant fleeing from bad guys who want him dead&period; This would be an interesting aspect worth exploring but the film rarely goes this far&period; We all know that Cena will be added to this cast as an ally because it’s John Cena&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;171914" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-171914" style&equals;"width&colon; 2000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-171914" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;07&sol;12160516&sol;F9-Vin-Diesel-and-John-Cena&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"2000" height&equals;"1333" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-171914" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;from left&rpar; Dom &lpar;Vin Diesel&rpar;&comma; Otto &lpar;Thue Ersted Rasmussen&rpar; and Jakob &lpar;John Cena&rpar; with additional cast members in F9&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Less Family<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Remember Dom’s baby from Fate of the Furious&quest; Well&comma; he’s grown up a bit since that film&period; However&comma; Dom Junior is reduced to little more than a bookend placement of a cuteness than a character worth caring for&period; Dom Junior is instructed to hide whenever visitors come to their remote home and it’s never answered just where he stays when Dom leaves for a mission&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This aspect of the picture bothers me because family is such an exaggerated and blunt theme to these films&period; Previous entries always found a way to make that focus on family present in some form&comma; where there’s a danger placed on everyone&period; No danger for Dom Junior&comma; however&comma; because he safely placed off to the side&&num;8230&semi;somewhere…&period;maybe&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Same Old Action<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Yeah&comma; okay&comma; so the family is not as strong but what about the action&quest; Frenetic car chases are the bigger draw here considering how jokingly family becomes for the films in conversation&period; Does <em>F9<&sol;em> still deliver on the big and loud action&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Well&comma; yes&comma; there’s still plenty of big car chases but that should come as no surprise&period; A ridiculous magnet system turns cars into gravity-defying projectiles&period; A landmine field makes speed a crucial factor in cars speeding fast enough to avoid explosions&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But these stunts are pretty par for the course&period; The magnet scenes are neat but it bears a striking resemblance to the zombie cars of <em>Fate of the Furious<&sol;em>&period; The vine-swinging car sequence is silly but something similar already happened in <em>Hobbes &amp&semi; Shaw<&sol;em>&period; This series is starting to repeat itself&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;171916" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-171916" style&equals;"width&colon; 2000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-171916" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;07&sol;12160556&sol;fast-3&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"2000" height&equals;"1125" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-171916" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;from left&rpar; Ramsey &lpar;Nathalie Emmanuel&rpar; and Dom &lpar;Vin Diesel&rpar; in F9&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Going To Space<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Consider that after <em>The Fate of the Furious<&sol;em> there was much speculation about the series heading into space&period; It seemed like the next logical wall to break in this absurd saga&period; Indeed&comma; <em>F9<&sol;em> does feature cars ascending into outer space for a crucial part of the mission&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But how exciting can such a move be when you can see it coming&quest; The first mention of cars with rockets and the mind immediately jumps to space cars&period; This sequence is decent but also doesn’t contain many surprises&comma; especially with an awkward commentary that goes unaddressed&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Immortal Racers<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The reactive Roman Pearce &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0879085&sol;">Tyrese Gibson<&sol;a>&rpar; brings up something that has been bothering him&period; After surviving both a landmine and armored car nearly crushing him&comma; Roman theorizes that their gang might be immortal&period; This is the closest the film comes to breaking the fourth wall of the absurd stunts&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Tej &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0524839&sol;">Chris &&num;8220&semi;Ludacris&&num;8221&semi; Bridges<&sol;a>&rpar;&comma; however&comma; laughs off this notion that Roman keeps bringing up&period; Of course&comma; this subject could be proven wrong by having one of the members die&period; This would not only make Roman realize they’re not indestructible people but take their job a little more seriously&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But <em>F9<&sol;em> doubles down on this trait by bringing back fan-favorite Han &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0437646&sol;">Sung Kang<&sol;a>&rpar; from the dead&period; His return is rather clunky&comma; however&comma; and requires a lot of soap-opera style writing to get back into the series&period; There’s some cleverness to it but also a lot of other questions&comma; like what role Shaw played in Han’s supposed death in Furious 7&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;171915" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-171915" style&equals;"width&colon; 1200px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-171915" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;07&sol;12160537&sol;f9-movie-review-2021&period;jpeg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1200" height&equals;"475" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-171915" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Michelle Rodriguez and Vin Diesel in F9&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Too Many Racers on the Track<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Another major problem for F9 is that it simply can’t sustain the glut of characters it has built up&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000234&sol;">Charlize Theron<&sol;a> returns as the terrorist mastermind Cipher but does little more than hang back and watch the less-interesting billionaire antagonist take the controls&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000621&sol;">Kurt Russell<&sol;a> comes back as Mr&period; Nobody but is spoken of only in flashbacks and mission debriefings&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Remember <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000545&sol;">Helen Mirren<&sol;a> as Shaw’s mother&quest; She’s present for a very brief yet fun robbery&period; Remember <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm2812026&sol;">Nathalie Emmanuel<&sol;a> as the expert hacker added to the team&quest; Enjoy her 30 seconds on screen in the finale as the film forgets about her&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>There’s so little time to develop any character that it honestly didn’t surprise me <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm8054799&sol;">Cardi B<&sol;a>’s cameo was awkward and dead&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0735442&sol;">Michelle Rodriguez<&sol;a> also doesn’t get much of any development past being more of a moving beacon for Dom’s support&period; Also&comma; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0740264&sol;">Michael Rooker<&sol;a> is present for exposition&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;171917" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-171917" style&equals;"width&colon; 1166px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-171917" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;07&sol;12160616&sol;f9-01&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1166" height&equals;"716" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-171917" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">F9 cast&period;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Conclusion&colon; <em>F9<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><em>F9<&sol;em> proves that <em>Fast &amp&semi; Furious<&sol;em> hasn’t crashed but it’s not exactly zooming with innovation&period; It’s more like it’s coasting on its own success and notoriety&period; Audiences will pay to see a <em>Fast &amp&semi; Furious<&sol;em> movie and <em>F9<&sol;em> gives them more or less what they paid for&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But when a series becomes so predictable and expected&comma; how much worth does it have to continue forward&quest; The series producers have stated that this series is nearing its end with the final films in development&period; That’s a good move considering that the series is currently running on fumes and needs to end soon before it&&num;8217&semi;s dead in the water&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>Did you see <&sol;strong><&sol;em><strong>F9<&sol;strong><em><strong>&quest; Was it exciting or is the series past its prime&quest; How does it compare to something like <&sol;strong><&sol;em><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;black-widow-review-a-spy-adventure-worth-the-wait&sol;"><strong>Black Widow<&sol;strong><&sol;a><em><strong>&quest; Let us know in the comments&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; F9&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;bad">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>There&&num;039&semi;s very little gas left in the tank for this ho-hum continuation of car chases and family&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Absurd car chases&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Some cunning commentary&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Fun cast&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Too many characters&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Car stunts are starting to losing their absurdity&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Lesser aspects of family<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Final Score<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 50&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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