Gaming Urban Legends: Morbid Miyamoto

<p>Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s always been touted as the &&num;8220&semi;kiddie&&num;8221&semi; company – the one that doesn&&num;8217&semi;t care about hardcore gamers and the one that only wee children play&period; Now&comma; some of this may be true&period; Nintendo doesn&&num;8217&semi;t cater to hardcore online gamer&comma; or the one that loves it some gratuitous violence&comma; but they have a few skeletons in their closet&period; These are just three of the hugely morbid rumors that&&num;8217&semi;ve clung to some of Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s most major franchises&comma; each of them with just a bit too much of an eery truth to them&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>Luigi&&num;8217&semi;s Dead<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003647&sol;hqdefault&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"aligncenter wp-image-81620" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003647&sol;hqdefault&period;jpg" alt&equals;"morbid" width&equals;"750" height&equals;"563" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Originally launched for the Nintendo Gamecube&comma; Luigi&&num;8217&semi;s<em> Mansion<&sol;em> was pretty darn spooky for a Nintendo game&period; A frightened Luigi would wander around a haunted mansion and suck up ghosts&comma; money&comma; and jewels while trying to save a trapped Mario from a painting&period; After fighting Boos and getting farther and farther into the mansion by clearing rooms of their haunted residents&comma; you find yourself on the phone&period; While on the phone&comma; lightening&&num;8217&semi;s flashing through the windows and when the light appears there seems to be a shadow of Luigi hung from the rafters&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Some say this is a glitch in the game&&num;8217&semi;s lighting and that it was just meant to be a shadow on the ground of Luigi on the phone&period; Others say that Luigi has been dead the entire time in the game&comma; and that this mansion is some sort of purgatory for him&period; Which makes sense&comma; he&&num;8217&semi;s always in the shadow of his brother&comma; so why wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t he have to save him over and over much like the god Prometheus&comma; who&&num;8217&semi;s punishment for giving fire to man was to be chained to a rock and have his organs eaten and regrown every day for an eternity&period; No one knows why Luigi&&num;8217&semi;s hanging there&comma; but it adds a really creepy layer to one of Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s forgotten gems&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>Starfox<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003638&sol;20121203-104302&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"aligncenter size-full wp-image-81622" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003638&sol;20121203-104302&period;jpg" alt&equals;"morbid" width&equals;"400" height&equals;"300" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This legend&comma; while very true and rather scientific&comma; is probably the most honest-to-god gruesome for a Nintendo game&period; Fighter pilots have to wear a special G-suit that keeps them from becoming unconscious during flight because all the blood would rush to their legs due to the zero gravity&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If you take a look at the characters in <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;do-a-barrel-roll-in-3d-star-fox-64-3d-review&sol;"><em>Starfox<&sol;em><&sol;a> universe you&&num;8217&semi;ll notice that they all have nice shiny silver boots on right&quest; Wrong&period; They&&num;8217&semi;ve had their legs amputated so that the blood doesn&&num;8217&semi;t rush to their head while they are doing a barrel roll&period; Pretty morbid huh&quest; Not something you&&num;8217&semi;d expect from good &&num;8216&semi;ole Shigeru Miyamoto&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>Pikmin<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003628&sol;260311-Pikmin3Earth&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"aligncenter wp-image-81625" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003628&sol;260311-Pikmin3Earth&period;jpg" alt&equals;"morbid" width&equals;"750" height&equals;"422" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>PNF-404&&num;8217&semi;s the name of the uncivilized&comma; if not utterly familiar planet that you crash land on in <em>Pikmin<&sol;em>&period; The set-up&&num;8217&semi;s all there – the Pikmin find items for you that look like they&&num;8217&semi;ve fallen out of our timeframe onto this planet&&num;8230&semi;weird&comma; huh&quest; Then the end of <em>Pikmin 2<&sol;em> gives a hint to this mystery&period; Once you make it safely off planet&comma; you see a familiar blue orb in space – Earth&comma; maybe&quest; Thankfully&comma; <em>Pikmin 3<&sol;em> ends that debate&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>When you&&num;8217&semi;re in your ship&comma; you get to see the planet that you are trapped on&comma; one that looks strikingly similar to earth&period; The continents aren&&num;8217&semi;t in the correct place though&comma; so it must be a different planet in our huge universe&period; Right&quest; If you look closer&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ll notice that the position of those continents shows what earth would look like <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;latimes&period;com&sol;science&sol;sciencenow&sol;la-sci-sn-earth-day-2014-20140422-dto-htmlstory&period;html">250 million years from now<&sol;a> in the shape of what scientists believe was the ancient continent of Pangaea Ultima&period; Miyamoto must think we&&num;8217&semi;re doomed&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>The Legend of Zelda&colon; Majora&&num;8217&semi;s Mask<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003619&sol;maxresdefault2&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"aligncenter wp-image-81628" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003619&sol;maxresdefault2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"morbid" width&equals;"750" height&equals;"422" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Majora&&num;8217&semi;s Mask<&sol;em> has been one of the most divisive entries in the <em>Zelda<&sol;em> series&period; Some people love it&comma; some people hate it&comma; and some people have no idea what&&num;8217&semi;s going on&period; Everyone has their theories and one of them&&num;8217&semi;s  that Link&&num;8217&semi;s dead for the entire game from a snapped neck after falling off of Epona&period; Whether this is the case remains to be seen&comma; but what&&num;8217&semi;s certain is that the game strays from the usual path of any <em>Zelda<&sol;em> game&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>As you progress through the game&comma; you take Link &lpar;who may be dealing with his own death&rpar; through the stages of grief&comma; denial&comma; anger&comma; bargaining&comma; depression&comma; and acceptance according to popular theory&period; Grief keeps you in this endless cycle&comma; which is why Link must relive the three days&comma; until he finally accepts that he&&num;8217&semi;s dead and the game ends as does his three-day do overs&period; The transformation masks belong to deceased characters in the series&comma; the Goron mask is Darmani&comma; the Deku mask&&num;8217&semi;s the shriveled up tree you encounter in the beginning of the game and the Zora mask who is Mikau&comma; also dead&period; The Elegy of Emptyness&comma; a song that allows you to make a statue of your current form is another sign pointing to a dead Link&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>When you play it with a transformation mask on&comma; you create an effigy of sorts  – of Darmani&comma; Mikau and that Deku&comma; all of whom are dead&period; When you play the song as Link&comma; you get a statue of him&comma; so Link must be dead&period; Then there&&num;8217&semi;s the icing on the cake&comma; a line uttered almost as much as <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;the-force-awakens-again-with-a-look-at-han-solo&sol;">&&num;8220&semi;I&&num;8217&semi;ve got a bad feeling about this&period;&&num;8221&semi; <&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>When the Happy Mask Salesmen first meets you&comma; he says &&num;8220&semi;You&&num;8217&semi;ve met with a terrible fate&comma; haven&&num;8217&semi;t you&quest;&&num;8221&semi; which&comma; at the begining of the game makes you think that the terrible fate is turning into a Deku shrub&period; However&comma; whenever you allow the Moon to crash into Termina&comma; the game over line is that same&comma; accompanied by the laughter of the Happy Mask Salesman&comma; so why would Nintendo link &lpar;see what I did there&quest;&rpar; that phrase to death unless Link was dead&quest; I see no reason for Nintendo to do that at the time&comma; other than it&&num;8217&semi;s a pretty cool quotation&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So what say you&comma; faithful reader&quest; Are these theories just bedtime stories to scare little gamers&quest; Are Link and Luigi dead in some horrific Nintendo timeline&comma; or was it a graphics glitch and <em>Zelda<&sol;em> fans blowing things out of proportion&quest; I mean&comma; both of the dead characters names do start with &&num;8220&semi;L&&num;8221&semi;– wait&comma; is that another Gaming Urban Legend&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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