Ghostbusters: Afterlife Review – Can’t Be Revived

One of the worst uses of Ghostbusters to date

<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s easy to gaze from afar at the vast sequels&comma; reboots&comma; and revival films with depression&period; The big movies can feel like a cultural wasteland for a marquee of the familiar&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s a mixed bag though when considering what has been capable of continuing pictures&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Any idea can be done right&comma; even a <em>Ghostbusters<&sol;em> film that wants to be more Amblin than Second City&period; <em>Ghostbusters&colon; Afterlife<&sol;em> is a perfect example of not doing it right&period; Oh&comma; how it tries to be something different yet never takes off as its own film&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174636" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174636" style&equals;"width&colon; 1100px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-174636 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;18132358&sol;210727123115-ghostbusters-afterlife-trailer-super-tease&period;jpg" alt&equals;"The Ecto-1 in Ghostbusters Afterlife" width&equals;"1100" height&equals;"619" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174636" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">The Ecto-1 in Ghostbusters Afterlife<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">A New Town<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>There&&num;8217&semi;s at least a change of scenery&period; Taken out of New York City&comma; the Ghostbusters lore shifts to the small town of Summerville&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s such a sleepy place with miles of Midwest nothing that may hold a dark secret&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Exploring this town are the newcomers of the descendants of a Ghostbuster&period; The family includes the single-mother Callie &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm4689420&sol;">Carrie Coon<&sol;a>&rpar; and her two teen kids Phoebe &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm5085683&sol;">Mckenna Grace<&sol;a>&rpar; and Trevor &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm6016511&sol;">Finn Wolfhard<&sol;a>&rpar;&period; They all have their issues&semi; Callie is bad with money&comma; Phoebe is an awkward nerd&comma; and Trevor is a stumbling fool discovering girls&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Their experience of coming to a new town is kinda&&num;8230&semi;dull&period; Even meeting the summer school teacher of Gary &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0748620&sol;">Paul Rudd<&sol;a>&rpar; feels like a restrained experience&period; We know that Rudd can be funny and watching him keep his jokes low-key is just painful in this film&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Ghosts of the Past<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The film relies on a lot of Ghostbusters lore and callbacks to the previous film for the bulk of its story and humor&period; Sorry&comma; did I say bulk&quest; I meant all&comma; considering the entire film spends more time recreating scenes from the first film than ever making something unique with the premise&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s nearly impossible to talk about how much it relates to the first <em>Ghostbusters<&sol;em> movie without unloading some massive spoilers&period; If for some reason you&&num;8217&semi;re still willing to give the film a shot&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ll spare you the spoilers&period; What I will say is that the script finds little to explore with its return to all the notable Ghostbusters elements&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This makes the movie feel like some kid-centered adventure and more like wandering through a Ghostbusters museum&period; You&&num;8217&semi;ll get your proton packs&comma; ghost traps&comma; Stay-Puft references&comma; and so on&period; Don&&num;8217&semi;t touch the displays&comma; though&comma; and don&&num;8217&semi;t you dare try to rework such a sacred film into something more than it already was&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174640" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174640" style&equals;"width&colon; 1200px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174640" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;18132530&sol;ghostbustersafterlife&period;jpg" alt&equals;"A ghost in Ghostbusters Afterlife" width&equals;"1200" height&equals;"800" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174640" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">A ghost in Ghostbusters Afterlife<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Some Neat Tech<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Perhaps the only good element of this film is its technical aspects&period; The proton packs and ghost traps are still fun&period; There are even some notable upgrades that lead to one of the best scenes in the film involving the Ecto-1 chasing a ghost&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The highlight of the picture is how the Ecto-1 has a gunner seat&period; Phoebe discovers this and starts firing at a fleeing ghost as Trevor drives wildly all over town&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s a good scene in an otherwise boring picture that finds little else to explore&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">No Chemistry<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The real crime of this picture is that the characters just don&&num;8217&semi;t work&period; The sloppy editing and dreary dialogue leave little room to get to know and love the characters&period; This makes their exchanges that struggle for laughs feel all the more boring and painful to watch&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Trevor attempts to get a job at a diner to impress a girl but fails at every turn&comma; rarely getting a moment or romance&period; Phoebe connects with a dorky podcaster called Podcast &lpar;Logan Kim&rpar; but their relationship feels more convenient than genuine&period; The romance between Callie and Gary also feels so off in connection that it&&num;8217&semi;s incredibly hard to swallow their love&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It doesn&&num;8217&semi;t help that there&&num;8217&semi;s a slew of cameos from previous characters who worked so well&period; Even when saddled with such a lackluster script&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s an essence to them that feels more genuine&period; Then again&comma; it could just be my longing for the original film&comma; which this picture constantly leads back towards&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174641" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174641" style&equals;"width&colon; 1200px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174641" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;18132552&sol;GhostbustersAfterlife&period;jpeg" alt&equals;"A trio of teens become Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters Afterlife" width&equals;"1200" height&equals;"675" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174641" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">A trio of teens become Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters Afterlife<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Did You Get The Reference&quest; Well&comma; Did You&quest;<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>By the director&&num;8217&semi;s own admission&comma; this movie is a glorified Easter Egg hunt&period; I suppose it must be as that&&num;8217&semi;s the only way I could ever enjoy such a picture&period; Think of it like a Sega CD FMV game where you need to spot the Ghostbusters reference&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The references&comma; however&comma; feel like lifeless citations of a Ready Player One passage&period; Gary is posed as the Ghostbusters dork who knows all about them&period; All he can say when finds the proton packs and ghost traps unearthed is to say that they look cool and little else&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The referential humor goes two ways&period; Either you&&num;8217&semi;re watching a familiar scene with a mild twist or you&&num;8217&semi;re just spotting familiar props&period; The film really wants the audience to get a laugh out of a Twinkie being found in the Ecto-1 without a word uttered about its placement&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Tacky Tackling Of Ghostbusters<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>I still don&&num;8217&semi;t care for 2016&&num;8217&semi;s <em>Ghostbusters<&sol;em> reboot but I&&num;8217&semi;m starting to retroactively appreciate it far more&period; Sure&comma; it wasn&&num;8217&semi;t funny and the editing was choppy&period; But&comma; wow&comma; does it have truckloads more ambition than anything that&&num;8217&semi;s present in <em>Afterlife<&sol;em>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Everything that <em>Ghostbusters<&sol;em> 2016 did terribly with the familiar characters and world is even worse in this film&period; If you thought the cameos in 2016 were thoughtless&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ll be amazed how far your jaw drops at the balls <em>Afterlife<&sol;em> had for the finale&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s an emotional climax meant to be heartfelt but just feels gross for how it was assembled&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;174638" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-174638" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-174638" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2021&sol;11&sol;18132445&sol;ghostbusters-trailer-e1585684007345&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Paul Rudd in Ghostbusters Afterlife" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"563" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-174638" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Paul Rudd in Ghostbusters Afterlife<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Conclusion&colon; <em>Ghostbusters&colon; Afterlife<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>This is such a depressing turn for <em>Ghostbusters<&sol;em>&period; Every fear you may have had for what this franchise will become is delivered in this picture&period; It offers nothing new to return&comma; nothing original to inspire&comma; and ultimately nothing funny or meaningful to its Amblin-style take on the movie series&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The film is just soulless&period; All the charm and heart of the original Ghostbusters is dead and buried&period; The fact that this film felt the need to dig the original out of the grave&comma; trotting it along like a puppet&comma; is in incredibly poor taste&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The afterlife is exactly where this Ghostbusters movie should belong&period; Hopefully&comma; it can stay in its tomb and only resurrect for sales of Ecto Cooler and Ghostbusters video games&period; That may be the only path left of dignity for a series that just can&&num;8217&semi;t find a way to stay relevant in the 21st century&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>Did you see <&sol;strong><&sol;em><strong>Ghostbusters&colon; Afterlife&quest;<&sol;strong><em><strong> How does it stack up against other Ghostbusters movies&quest; Was it better than <&sol;strong><&sol;em><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;the-eternals-review-a-messy-marvel-ensemble&sol;"><strong>The Eternals<&sol;strong><&sol;a><em><strong>&quest; Let us know in the comments below&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; Ghostbusters&colon; Afterlife&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;bad">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">2<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>A tired and lifeless retread of Ghostbusters that offers nothing new or interesting for the franchise&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Decent casting&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Okay special effects&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Solid adventure soundtrack&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Little to no chemistry&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Banks hard on nostalgia to carry the humor and story&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Tacky usage of Ghostbusters characters&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Final Score<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">2<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 20&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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