Starship Troopers Simulator 2015 – Helldivers Review

<p class&equals;"western">There&&num;8217&semi;s something weird about satires on the military&comma; I think&period; Usually&comma; at least when done by an edgy teenager who confuses satire for just creating a strawman home with strawman&comma; straw-partner&comma; and straw-children&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;ll get one side yelling with gritted teeth &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;YEAH&comma; THOSE GUYS FAIL AT LIFE ITSELF&excl;” and the other yelling &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;OH YEAH&quest;&excl; GO DRINK BLEACH&excl;” Military though&comma; no one feels the target oddly&period; The anti-military considers it a satire on warmongering patriotic people&comma; and the pro-military either thinks of it as not a satire but just straight comedy&comma; or targeted on people somehow more military-minded &lpar;as well as less intelligent and informed&rpar; than they are&period; Perhaps <em>Helldivers<&sol;em> is just merely having fun with a <em>Starship Troopers<&sol;em> &lpar;as well as a bit of <em>Warhammer 40k<&sol;em>&rpar; guise&quest; I have to say&comma; no matter its intentions&comma; it is very much co-op fun without messy things like an actual narrative&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western"><em><a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;arrowheadgamestudios&period;com&sol;games&sol;helldivers&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer"><strong>Helldivers<&sol;strong><&sol;a><&sol;em> is a PS4 &lbrack;reviewed on&rsqb;&comma; PS3&comma; and Vita &lpar;fortunately with cross-buy and cross-saves&excl;&rpar; top-down co-op shooter for up to four players by <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;arrowheadgamestudios&period;com&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Arrowhead Games Studios<&sol;a>&period; You play as <del>space marines<&sol;del> Helldivers who are sent to various planets to combat either cyborgs&comma; bugs&comma; or enlightened aliens&comma; hopefully pushing the xenos back to their home planet and wiping out their homeland <del>because they are heretical<&sol;del>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">There isn&&num;8217&semi;t much of a narrative beyond what&&num;8217&semi;s talked about above&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s bits here and there that emerge&comma; like a news feed saying someone has been executed for sympathizing with The Illuminate&comma; but most of the story comes more in the form of watching the multiplayer mode progress&period; Slowly&comma; piece by piece&comma; the collaborative work of thousands upon thousands of players doing missions will slowly bring the fighting to the enemy&&num;8217&semi;s planet&comma; with a final shove to wipe them out&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;91186" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-91186" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04180610&sol;Helldivers1&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-91186 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04180610&sol;Helldivers1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Helldivers1" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-91186" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Helldivers&comma; Sony Computer Entertainment&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Alternatively&comma; failing to defend against attacks by the enemy on your own planets will lead to losing land until they take the fight to you&comma; potentially crushing Super Earth &lpar;seriously&rpar; under their claw&sol;boot&sol;fantastical-energy technology&period; After Super Earth or all the enemies have been crushed&comma; the board is swiped clean and everyone starts again &lpar;well&comma; the individual characters stay the same&comma; the war simply starts anew&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">While there is this meta-narrative that persists over the course of the game&comma; it is fortunately loose and light-hearted enough that players can just pick up and play&period; There are minor impactful things dotted around &lpar;e&period;g&period; sometimes a place will be attacked that perhaps you should go help defend&rpar;&comma; but these feel more like an extension of gameplay rather instead of a chore&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Each level asks you to do a collection of objectives&semi; usually you trigger X thing on the field while fending off creatures&period; Fortunately&comma; it strays from that formula sometimes &lpar;e&period;g&period; collect macguffin and deliver to the macguffin-factory&rpar;&period; These concepts are all simple to understand and they &&num;8212&semi; at their most complex &&num;8212&semi; just ask you to press buttons in an order&period; This adds to an arcade-y pick-up-and-play system that is easy to understand&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Where the difficulty comes in and leaps on your head for sport is the enemies&period; Each faction has their own enemies that function very differently that&comma; if you&&num;8217&semi;re under-prepared&comma; can leave you drowning in your own liquefied internal organs&period; These vary from bugs with thick armour that requires flanking&comma; to Illuminates that can sniper your head off from a long distance away&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">With this difficulty in mind&comma; I guess now is a good time to mention that while you <em>CAN<&sol;em> try to play this game solo&comma; this will likely lead you to being dragged into a dark hole and having a nest vomited into your lungs&period; You will die &&num;8212&semi; a lot&period; You&&num;8217&semi;ll die even with teammates&comma; and humorously&comma; sometimes you&&num;8217&semi;ll die by teammates because of friendly fire&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure style&equals;"width&colon; 1920px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;psmedia&period;playstation&period;com&sol;is&sol;image&sol;psmedia&sol;helldivers-masters-of-the-galaxy-screen-01-us-06jul15&quest;&dollar;MediaCarousel&lowbar;Original&dollar;" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1920" height&equals;"1080" &sol;><figcaption class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Helldivers&comma; Sony Computer Entertainment&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">With that said&comma; it is fortunate that you have a large amount of equipment that includes being able to call things in like a respawner&comma; so your death doesn&&num;8217&semi;t lead to you watching everyone else have fun for the next half an hour&period; You can also call in other things such as bombing runs&comma; weapons&comma; and turrets&period; This means that even if you&&num;8217&semi;re not equipped to deal with an enemy that suddenly makes an appearance&comma; you can call in a fix &lpar;including just dropping your reinforcing squad onto its head&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">How do you get such wonderfully nefarious things to wipe out an entire race with&quest; Not only through normal levelling&comma; but also by completing some missions you can unlock guns&comma; passive perks&comma; costumes &lpar;which sadly doesn&&num;8217&semi;t include colour changes&comma; making it a bit more difficult to find yourself on the battlefield&rpar; and things to call in&period; Each of these can be upgraded by finding samples on the field&comma; ten of which will get you a research point that often makes more of a difference to something than a flat stat increase&period; The large amount of variation allows you to pick what draws your attention rather than a winning combination and adds another dimension to what could have been basic XP grinding&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">The main part of <em>Helldivers<&sol;em> that can feel like hell with the player is the camera&period; The screen limits all up-to-four players to a single screen&period; If communication is poor&comma; this can lead to the team being stuck at a place as 2&plus; groups of players keep trying to go in different directions&period; It can also mean the screen can get incredibly messy&comma; as you get killed by something you can&&num;8217&semi;t even seen &lpar;if it even is on screen&comma; as you can be pinged off by something off-screen&rpar;&period; If there was not unlimited respawns as long as someone can call in the respawner&comma; the messy nature of the camera would have been a death-knell to the game&period; Instead&comma; it makes death more likely and a bit more frustrating than it could have been&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;91187" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-91187" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04180555&sol;Helldivers2&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-91187 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;09&sol;04180555&sol;Helldivers2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Helldivers2" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-91187" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Helldivers&comma; Sony Computer Entertainment&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">There is also the other problem that comes in the form of &&num;8220&semi;OH GOD&comma; ALL THAT DLC&period;&&num;8221&semi; If&comma; like me&comma; you were too eager or too dim to not get the Super Ultimate Edition &lpar;seriously&rpar; that comes with everything&comma; expect to pay for 12 pieces of DLC that can be bought in small groups or even as a singular &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Mega Bundle” that costs more than the game&period; After all&comma; some of the DLC weaponry could help you an incredible amount &lpar;e&period;g&period; a particularly nice sniper rifle&comma; or the option for a heavy-hitting revolver instead of the normal side-arm&rpar;&period; I am surprised there is this much DLC for a game released earlier this year&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Although despite those grumbles&comma; <em>Helldivers<&sol;em> is a great game&period; It is silly&comma; light-hearted&comma; and yet it&&num;8217&semi;s surprisingly tactical and intense&period; Despite the lack of couch co-op&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;d still easily recommend it as a title to kill time with friends or even just alone&comma; as even if a player doesn&&num;8217&semi;t know which end of their gun is the shooty end&comma; you can usually get through the mission alive&period; Underneath its simplistic presentation is a game with a surprising amount of personal tactics and unlocking&comma; if you should bring a one-handed weapon so you can help carry the case while hitting like a train&comma; or a sniper rifle so you can ping off heavy-hitting xenos&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Plus it is another addition to the somewhat-lacking Vita library &&num;8212&semi; especially in the field of Western multiplayer &&num;8212&semi; that can transfer to your PS3 or PS4 when you want&period; Just try not to be that guy who holds the group up by not following or leading them&semi; movement is key when you can hear the twisted malformed blood-curdling screams of the aliens&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Join the Army” they said&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Meet interesting people they said&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;See the Galaxy” they said&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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