Holy Cow! – The Last Man on Earth: ‘Mooovin In’ Review

<p>When we begin our episode&comma; we learn that Todd&&num;8217&semi;s been trying his hand at sculpting&comma; producing not one&comma; not two&comma; but four of the ugliest clay figurines of our <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;threes-crowd-last-man-earth-dunk-skunk-review&sol;">last quartet on earth<&sol;a>&period; Of course&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s our last jerk on earth&comma; Phil Miller&comma; that knocks them over with suspicious glee&comma; breaking none other than his miniaturized self&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s on that note that Carol muses&comma; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;It actually looks good without the Phil&period;” It&&num;8217&semi;s this ominous foreshadowing that <em>The Last Man on Earth <&sol;em>promises big things to come for Phil – moving in with his own wife&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Last-Man-On-Earth-Mooovin-In-Phil-Cow-Sabotage-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-81394 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Last-Man-On-Earth-Mooovin-In-Phil-Cow-Sabotage-BagoGames-300x174&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Phil lets the cow go free out of spite&period;" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>That Phil&&num;8217&semi;s broken &lpar;or nonexistent&rpar; marriage isn&&num;8217&semi;t plain enough by the state of his living arrangements&comma; it echoes the touchy topic that the series has been avoiding as long as Phil has&period; <em>Last Man&&num;8217&semi;<&sol;em>s been needing a narrative boost and some of us got our hopes up that this was the episode that might spice things up again&comma; either with another character&comma; communication with the outside world&comma; or just give us some zombies&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But instead&comma; we get a cow&excl; Our heaven sent bovine might be the best thing since the end of the world as far as everyone&&num;8217&semi;s stomachs are concerned&period; Milk&comma; butter&comma; cheese&comma; ice cream&comma; milkshakes – a natural bounty of all of life&&num;8217&semi;s little luxuries&period; And of course&comma; it turns out good old Todd has spent time on a dairy farm and knows how to make all of these things happen&period; Because&comma; you know&comma; he’s Todd&excl; And of course Phil&&num;8217&semi;s the least concerned about preserving a longterm food supply&period; Hamburgers aren&&num;8217&semi;t shelf food&comma; Phil&period; Speaking of which&comma; how long <em>have <&sol;em>they all been eating Spaghetti O&&num;8217&semi;s&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Last-Man-On-Earth-Mooovin-In-Todd-and-Cow-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-81396 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Last-Man-On-Earth-Mooovin-In-Todd-and-Cow-BagoGames-300x174&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Last Man On Earth 'Mooovin In' Todd and Cow BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Ms&period; Cow&&num;8217&semi;s appearance does give us some insight into the world our characters must live in too&period; That they didn&&num;8217&semi;t even expect an animal within driving distance tells us that <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;the-last-man-on-earth-series-premiere-review&sol;">the virus<&sol;a> must&&num;8217&semi;ve wiped out the wildlife too&period; How far does this go&quest; Are the insects all gone&quest; What&&num;8217&semi;s happening to the plant life&quest; Humanity&&num;8217&semi;s extinction would&&num;8217&semi;t matter much in the grand scheme of things&comma; but the death of all animal life would be a different matter entirely… and that&&num;8217&semi;d be pretty bad news for our characters&&num;8217&semi; plans for&comma; you know&comma; repopulation&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Back to Phil&comma; the group&&num;8217&semi;s new source of livestock is just another excuse for Phil to cow-tow his silly schoolboy crush on Melissa and his petty <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;loserville-last-man-on-earth-she-drives-me-crazy-review&sol;">jealousy of Todd&comma;<&sol;a> kidnapping and hiding the poor thing just so that he can be the hero once he &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;finds” it&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s the kind of move we expect from him at this point&comma; but it also had me wondering when exactly Phil shifted from a funny average joe to a deprecatingly evil jerk&period; Was he really this self-centered all along when I wasn&&num;8217&semi;t looking&quest; Maybe being the comedian without an audience automatically makes you funnier&period; That&&num;8217&semi;d explain the cow utter&sol;male prostitute joke&period; Yeah&comma; that happened&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Last-Man-On-Earth-Mooovin-In-Carol-and-Phil-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-81392 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;Last-Man-On-Earth-Mooovin-In-Carol-and-Phil-BagoGames-300x174&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Last Man On Earth 'Mooovin In' Carol and Phil BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I suppose his unhappiness stems from being forced into marriage with Carol&comma; but at this point if that’s such an unbearable situation for him&comma; he needs to just put an end to their unholy matrimony&period; Instead&comma; through Carol’s own amusing brand of trickery &lpar;DVRs matter&comma; Phil&rpar;&comma; they wind up living together by the end of the episode&period; This doesn&&num;8217&semi;t exactly put Carol in any better of a light either&comma; because at some point you have to wonder why she’s so blind to Phil&&num;8217&semi;s tomfoolery&comma; if not for a very depressing amount of misplaced affection&period; You know&comma; there really <em>is <&sol;em>no reason for Phil anymore thanks to Todd&period; A wife swap is a possibility if not for Carol&&num;8217&semi;s fiercely monogamous devotion&period; Because at some point Phil has got to outlive his usefulness&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If <em>The Last Man on Earth<&sol;em> got me wondering just where the animals of the world went&comma; it definitely gave me plenty to wonder about Phil&&num;8217&semi;s sanity in all this&period; Watching Phil get burned on a weekly basis is funny enough and probably what he&&num;8217&semi;s earned by this point in his not-so-last manhood&comma; but how long the series can milk that routine is still a mystery&period; Maybe I&&num;8217&semi;ve yet to accept that the series will simply never be like it used to be&period; Maybe it&&num;8217&semi;s about time that viewers let the past be the past and start mooov&&num;8217&semi;in on too&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>The Last Man on Earth<&sol;em> airs Sunday nights on FOX at 9&sol;8 Central&period; Catch all the latest episodes at <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;fox&period;com&sol;the-last-man-on-earth&sol;the-last-man-on-earth&sol;full-episodes">FOX&period;com <&sol;a>and all the latest reviews here at <a href&equals;"I&percnt;20had no problem with Fish back in Gotham&period; I didn't like the plan she eventually wound up trying to hatch in the midseason finale&comma; but she was usually a fine way to draw us over into the underworld&period; That fact that we're still so heavily following her &lpar;combined with the need to constantly check up on people we don't need to&rpar; is an indication that the show doesn't exactly have a firm handle on what works and what doesn't&period; And a huge sign that&comma; overall&comma; there's just not a lot of non-wheel spinning story to explore here&period; I didn't care who Fish betrayed in that hospital or down in the caverns below&period; Or whether or not Dollmaker caught her trying to escape&period; None of it meant anything&period; All of it's been created under the assumption that viewers are somehow actively invested in Fish's survival&period; And in her inevitable return to Gotham to reclaim her spot&period;">BagoGames<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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