Hot Air | Gotham Episode 3 ‘Balloon Man’ Review

<p>After decidedly less of its eponymous heroine than &&num;8220&semi;<em>Selina Kyle<&sol;em>&&num;8220&semi;<em> <&sol;em>would imply last week&comma; <em>Gotham<&sol;em> returned with &&num;8220&semi;<em>The Balloonman<&sol;em>&&num;8221&semi; with more spooks than grit&period; A rather broad-stroked mess more liable to wink at its far-flung future than look it dead in the eye&comma; <em>Gotham&&num;8217&semi;s <&sol;em>third round made for a preciously raucous time in its infancy while seemingly stunting its own growth&period; We know winged vigilantes  flying over Gotham City will be all the rage in roughly a decade&comma; but as it turns out&comma; Gotham will be the last to know&comma; what with all the weather balloons blocking their view&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In <em>Gotham<&sol;em>&comma; there are two people&colon; the cops and the mobsters&period; Then there&&num;8217&semi;s apparently this guy&colon; a masked vigilante tying people&comma; &&num;8220&semi;bad&&num;8221&semi; people&comma; to weather balloons to die at 30&comma;000 feet&period; In what can only be described as conceptually terrifying and outrageously cartoonish mustache-twirling&comma; our very own &&num;8220&semi;balloon man&&num;8221&semi; sets out to destroy the mob alone as Jim Gordon and partner Harvey Bullock keep up their fruitless investigation of the infamous Wayne murders&period; And everywhere in between we have David Zayas debuting on the mob scene as Sal Maroni&comma; Jim&&num;8217&semi;s wife wandering around her apartment&comma; and the Oswald Cobblepot getting his grimy hands even dirtier&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;10&sol;05070154&sol;Gotham-Fish-Mooney-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-67635 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;10&sol;05070154&sol;Gotham-Fish-Mooney-BagoGames-300x183&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham Fish Mooney BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"183" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Gotham<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s cops won&&num;8217&semi;t clean up the mess as far as the city&&num;8217&semi;s Harvey Bullocks are unconcerned&period; Donal Logue continues to sell Harvey Bullock as his sleazy self&comma; sweet-talking hookers&comma; beating snitches&comma; and eating free street cart food&comma; is virtually everything we loathe from the GCPD&&num;8217&semi;s scummiest&period; Even a simple murder can&&num;8217&semi;t be bothered with when it&&num;8217&semi;s a crooked businessman in the fray&comma; but a cheese danish can&period; As Bullock stands in for and more of the majority&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s not hard to wonder why<em> Gotham<&sol;em> has a police force at all the minute they shrug a shoulder at beating homeless children&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>At least Gordon has the decency to tell us&comma; and his evidently ditzy fiancé Barbara&comma; about just how bad things are&period; But this isn&&num;8217&semi;t even bad so much as terrible&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s just detectives Montoya and Allen that lazily allude to the few cops who keep their noses clean&period; &&num;8220&semi;Everyone has to matter or nobody matters&comma;&&num;8221&semi; Gordon tells us&comma; because &&num;8220&semi;Otherwise people lose faith&period; That&&num;8217&semi;s when you get vigilantes&period;&&num;8221&semi; It looks like Gotham lost that faith a long time ago&comma; and there&&num;8217&semi;s hardly any suspense in it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The real war brewing is as it always has between two mobs&comma; Falcone&&num;8217&semi;s and Maroni&&num;8217&semi;s&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s excitement&&num;8217&semi;s seemed to cool for now as far as Jada Pinkett Smith&&num;8217&semi;s Fish Moony is concerned&period; A bit more collected this week&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s not much more to her routine than ordering the death of Falcone&&num;8217&semi;s main squeeze amidst her smoke filled rooms&comma; though you can&&num;8217&semi;t help but wonder how long her devilish smile will hide the real action behind the scenes&period; And apparently Fish&&num;8217&semi;s decorating is living up to her name all of a sudden&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;10&sol;05070253&sol;Gotham-BalloonMan-Selina-Gordon-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-67610 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;10&sol;05070253&sol;Gotham-BalloonMan-Selina-Gordon-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham BalloonMan Selina Gordon BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"207" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Falcone preaches balance&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s difficult seeing any yet&period; It&&num;8217&semi;d probably be in Falcone&comma; Fish&comma; and Maroni&&num;8217&semi;s best interests if the police gave somewhat of a crap about their jobs&comma; right&quest; Because right now the worst criminal element in Gotham are the cops in what&&num;8217&semi;s the cartoon land of crooks that Cobblepot steps off the bus from&period; Beyond words&comma; Gotham&&num;8217&semi;s &&num;8220&semi;bad areas&&num;8221&semi; don&&num;8217&semi;t seem uniquely so&comma; nor are its &&num;8220&semi;good areas&&num;8221&semi; any more than Wiley Coyotte making off with sacks of cash from an Acme bank&period; Carmen Bicondova&&num;8217&semi;s Catwoman may remain the only smart crook left&comma; stealing everything but the show in what precious glimpses the show purloins from us&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>To Gotham&comma; what crime it has is an even worse contrast between saturday morning cartoons and the grim stock imagery we see from every dark alley&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s hard to think how many times Cobblepot&&num;8217&semi;s knifing no-names will numb us to it as much as he is&comma; either for squashing snitches or dressing for a job interview&period; There are roughly&comma; err&comma; a million alley people living in Gotham&comma; and Cobblepot&&num;8217&semi;s bent on killing at least half of them&period; For vigilantes&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s more motive behind the stardom &lpar;or moral right&rpar; to change things for arguably better&period; The fact that we&&num;8217&semi;re already witnessing a Gotham so bloodthirsty for justice that they idolize a guy who outright murders people in the air&comma; though&comma; paints a nasty picture of the normal citizenry too&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;10&sol;05070305&sol;Gotham-Balloonman-BagoGames&period;png"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-67609 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2014&sol;10&sol;05070305&sol;Gotham-Balloonman-BagoGames-300x154&period;png" alt&equals;"Gotham Balloonman BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"154" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>A string of comedy beats hit their irreverent&comma; if not infrequent stride&comma; like Harvey getting tossed around an apartment by a woman he probably figured he could easily overpower and then one of the Balloon Man&&num;8217&semi;s victims crashing down to the ground&&num;8211&semi;splattering an old woman in the process&period; Also&comma; there seemed to be a few Easter Eggs hidden about&&num;8211&semi;like a mask echoing Professor Pyg and a guy named Lamont killing a guy named Cranston&comma; DC Comics&&num;8217&semi; &&num;8220&semi;Shadow&comma;&&num;8221&semi; who the killer also seemed to dress up like when he &&num;8220&semi;ballooned&&num;8221&semi; Cranston&period; And Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s apartment is looking strangely like a clock tower all of a sudden&comma; maybe for the baby bump her fiancé seems to be implying&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So&comma; as per the show&comma; our Balloon Man was the first guy&comma; pre-Batman&comma; to take the law into his own hands and dish out &&num;8220&semi;justice&period;&&num;8221&semi; And because the series can&&num;8217&semi;t let anything sit and resonate on its own&comma; we had to hear the killer say the line &&num;8220&semi;There will be more like me&comma; Detective&period;&&num;8221&semi; Then an actual news reporter saying&comma; on TV&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Now that the Balloonman is gone who will defend the people of Gotham&quest;&comma;&&num;8221&semi; which young Bruce&comma; naturally&comma; took heed of alongside Sean Pertwee&&num;8217&semi;s rather rude Alfred&period; Not that the Balloon killer was actually defending Gothamites&comma; but rather murdering wrongdoers after the fact&period; Perhaps the show&&num;8217&semi;s promised Harvey Dent&&num;8217&semi;s what&&num;8217&semi;s needed to present some semblance of law and order&&num;8230&semi;and someone other than Gordon who realizes how sick the city really is&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;<em>The Balloonman<&sol;em>&&num;8221&semi; is just about as two-sided as Two-Face&&num;8217&semi;s future coin&period; It might very well prove why villains may be the beating heart of the show just as much as heroes are providing little pulse&period; All Gordon can do right now is nag and then try to solve cases no one wants solved&period; And even if we&&num;8217&semi;re teased a show we&&num;8217&semi;ll never get&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s fascinating to think about how a man dressed as a bat will seem like no big deal to a city full of balloon men&period; This city&&num;8217&semi;s reserving a seat in the mad house sooner rather than later&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&lbrack;divider&rsqb;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Gotham<&sol;em> airs Monday nights at 8&sol;7c on Fox&period; Catch all the latest episodes on <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;fox&period;com">FOX&period;com<&sol;a>&comma; FOX Now&comma; or FOX on Demand and Hulu&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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