Jurassic World is the Worst Family Vacation Ever

<p>Yes&comma; people are still sending their kids to Jurassic Park after all three movies of folks getting eaten by them&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s this same crazy &lpar;Jurassic&rpar; world in which <em>Guardians of the Galaxy<&sol;em> and <em>Parks and Recreation<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s Chris Pratt works with Bryce Dallas Howard&&num;8217&semi;s Claire &lpar;just Claire&comma; apparently&rpar; as a park keeper twenty-two years after Jeff Goldblum taught how bad of an idea it really was&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Now&comma; Isla Nublar&&num;8217&semi;s most infamous dinosaur keep is a full-blow theme park attraction for irresponsible parents and man-eating lizards alike&comma; run exclusively by the Masrani Corporation&period; Owen &lpar;Chris Pratt&rpar; is charged with conducting &&num;8220&semi;behavioral research&&num;8221&semi; on the Velociraptors&comma; which no doubt turns great results when he&&num;8217&semi;s inevitably running for his life from them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And yes&comma; things do in fact go awry it&&num;8217&semi;d seem from the trailer officially released by Universal Pictures below when a genetically modified dinosaur gets loose in the park that must be hunted down and destroyed&period; Whoever did that is probably expecting a pink slip coming their way&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Jurassic World<&sol;em> is the second film in the franchise to move beyond the 1990&&num;8217&semi;s literary duology of Michael Crichton&&num;8217&semi;s since 2001&&num;8217&semi;s <em>Jurassic Park 3 <&sol;em>and intends to build a new series story arc since the events of the originals&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><amp-youtube layout&equals;"responsive" width&equals;"500" height&equals;"281" data-videoid&equals;"RFinNxS5KN4" title&equals;"Jurassic World - Official Trailer &lpar;HD&rpar;"><a placeholder href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;youtube&period;com&sol;watch&quest;v&equals;RFinNxS5KN4"><img src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;i&period;ytimg&period;com&sol;vi&sol;RFinNxS5KN4&sol;hqdefault&period;jpg" layout&equals;"fill" object-fit&equals;"cover" alt&equals;"Jurassic World - Official Trailer &lpar;HD&rpar;"><&sol;a><&sol;amp-youtube><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Directed by Colin Trevorrow&comma; <em>Jurassic World<&sol;em> premieres <strong>June 12th&comma; 2015<&sol;strong>&period; Starring alongside Pratt and Howard are Daredevil&&num;8217&semi;s soon-to-be Kingpin&comma; Vincent D&&num;8217&semi;Onofrio&period; The film also stars Nick Robinson&comma; Ty Simpkins&comma; BD Wong&comma; Jake Johnson&comma; Lauren Lapkus&comma; and a bunch of other actors that most likely play dinosaur chow&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Via <&sol;strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;youtube&period;com&sol;watch&quest;v&equals;RFinNxS5KN4">Universal on YouTube<&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;