London Has Fallen Review

London Has Fallen

<p>I could be wrong&comma; but I think in the entire duration of watching <em>London Has Fallen<&sol;em>&comma; I never once saw Mike Banning &lpar;Gerard Butler&rpar; kill a white man&period; Would it have been too confusing to have a multiracial terrorist group&quest; <em>Olympus Has Fallen<&sol;em>&comma; the prequel to this film&comma; had plenty of white people dying&period; So in a film that is blatantly racist&comma; and absolutely refuses to take its sights off of the Middle East&comma; why did I have so much fun watching Butler kill terrorist after terrorist&quest; The magic of <em>London Has Fallen <&sol;em>is that its gleeful racism makes it into an absurdity &&num;8211&semi; a shaken B-movie martini containing Republican fears and psychopathic violence&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Olympus Has Fallen <&sol;em>was big for me&period; It came out of nowhere and managed to have great action with hilariously bad one-liners&period; Its dialogue was the stuff you&&num;8217&semi;d find in parodies of action films&comma; but it wasn&&num;8217&semi;t a parody at all&period; It took itself so seriously<em> <&sol;em>unlike its competition for White-House-invasion-movie-of-the-year&comma; <em>White House Down<&sol;em>&period; <em>London Has Fallen <&sol;em>is no different from its predecessor&comma; and instead leans into its quirks even harder without ever batting an eyelash&period; Let&&num;8217&semi;s get right down to what people will want to know&comma; though&&num;8230&semi;how is this movie so offensive&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Well&comma; we can touch on that by focusing on the story&comma; which tries to justify its racism under a plot of vengeance&period; The American President said okay to a drone strike that killed Aamir Barkawi&&num;8217&semi;s &lpar;Alon Aboutboul&rpar; daughter&comma; as well as plenty of other innocent civilians&period; So in an act of vengeance&comma; Barkawi planned an elaborate assassination attempt that involved taking out many of the world&&num;8217&semi;s leaders at the funeral of the British Prime Minister&period; So I mean&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s some justification for many of the villains to be of Middle Eastern-descent&period; Few countries would probably want to jump into a war against the entire world&comma; so it makes some sense that Barkawi would gather an army of militias he knows&comma; which happen to all be located in Middle Eastern nations&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;101350" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-101350" style&equals;"width&colon; 1410px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-101350" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2016&sol;03&sol;03223918&sol;London-Has-Fallen-Movie-Review-Image-3&period;jpg" alt&equals;"London Has Fallen" width&equals;"1410" height&equals;"794" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-101350" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;London Has Fallen&comma; Millenium Films&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>What doesn&&num;8217&semi;t make sense is how a cold-blooded&comma; stone-faced&comma; racist killer like Mike Banning would be allowed to serve for a President without being called out on his actions&period; Take the line &&num;8220&semi;go back to Fuckhead-istan&&num;8221&semi; &lpar;I wish I was paraphrasing&rpar; where Banning establishes himself as extremely racist&period; Or the very abrasive final speech Banning gives to one of the major villains&comma; explaining America&&num;8217&semi;s perseverance through terrorist attacks&comma; which basically reads out &&num;8220&semi;Hell yeah&comma; America&excl;&&num;8221&semi; in the least subtle way possible&period; I&&num;8217&semi;ve told you now how offensive the film is&comma; but what I haven&&num;8217&semi;t told you yet is how much fun it ends up being&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Banning refuses to not use a knife in close-range combat&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s his &&num;8220&semi;thing&comma;&&num;8221&semi; and he isn&&num;8217&semi;t afraid who knows it&period; He swings a piece of wood at an unsuspecting enemy&comma; hitting him right in the throat causing him to writhe on the ground suffocating to death&period; &&num;8220&semi;I&&num;8217&semi;ve never seen a man suffocate to death before&&num;8221&semi; exclaims panicked President Asher &lpar;Aaron Eckhart&rpar;&comma; to which Banning retorts &&num;8220&semi;I didn&&num;8217&semi;t have my knife&period;&&num;8221&semi; He crawls out from under a burning car and stabs an enemy lying on the ground an excessive amount &&num;8211&semi; an enemy already suffering from a gunshot to the leg&period; When asked if slowly torturing a terrorist with his knife is necessary&comma; Banning simply replies &&num;8220&semi;No&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This kind of psychopathic nature will put off a lot of people&comma; but it works so well under the direction of Babak Najafi&period; Yes&comma; the violence is over-the-top and brutal&comma; but it never feels out of place from the already outlandish plot&period; <em>London Has Fallen <&sol;em>is a dark movie&comma; too&period; It somehow manages to keep a tone of savagery and devastation constantly in the background&comma; while Butler and Eckhart exchange terribly preposterous dialogue and kill people in ridiculously gruesome ways&period; It helps that because of Banning&&num;8217&semi;s psychotic violence and unstoppable nature&comma; the film gets to have a plethora of action scenes ranging from helicopter chases to car chases to a faux one-shot sequence involving Banning tactically removing terrorists while avoiding a barrage of enemy fire&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;101348" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-101348" style&equals;"width&colon; 620px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-101348" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2016&sol;03&sol;image&period;jpg" alt&equals;"London Has Fallen" width&equals;"620" height&equals;"349" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-101348" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;London Has Fallen&comma; Millenium Films&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Not all of the action is great&comma; though&period; The one-shot sequence doesn&&num;8217&semi;t quite have enough excitement to it&comma; which is unfortunate&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s a night-vision first-person scene that is jarring because it is constantly swapping between dark&comma; third-person camerawork to extremely green first-person action&period; It makes it difficult to track some of the action happening&comma; but it also highlights just how creative the action can become&period; My major issues with the film come from the beginning of the movie&&num;8217&semi;s severe lack of action&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s just a lot of Banning at home&comma; which I did not sign up for&period; I signed up for Morgan Freeman exclaiming &&num;8220&semi;London has fallen&excl;&&num;8221&semi; which I also didn&&num;8217&semi;t get&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s fine&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ve come to terms with the omission&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If you&&num;8217&semi;ve never seen a B-movie like this from the 80s or 90s&comma; then it is easy to see why <em>London Has Fallen <&sol;em>would not work for you&period; It doesn&&num;8217&semi;t look at the audience and knowingly wink&comma; but instead&comma; it seems to expect the audience to wink for them&period; And by god&comma; did I ever wink&period; I don&&num;8217&semi;t know how much of <em>London Has Fallen <&sol;em>was intentional&comma; but based on <em>Olympus Has Fallen <&sol;em>and why that movie was so great&comma; it seems like this film just decided to crank everything to 11&period; Sure&comma; you have to sit through roughly 20 minutes of set-up&comma; but once you get past that you get a lot of corny dialogue wrapped up in the warmest blanket of human entrails&period; It really is the greatest gift to action fans&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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