The Magnificent Seven (2016) Review

Magnificent Seven 3

(The Magnificent Seven, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer & Columbia Pictures)

<p>Antoine Fuqua always feels far away from making a truly great film&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s been 15 years since he made <em>Training Day&comma; <&sol;em>a film that feels just a little dated&period; Some of us here at Bago Games find that his 2013 White House action film&comma; <em>Olympus Has Fallen<&sol;em>&comma; is really entertaining&comma; maybe even good&period; <em>The Magnificent Seven <&sol;em>isn&&num;8217&semi;t going to change anyone&&num;8217&semi;s minds on the director&period; In fact&comma; it solidified my opinion that he doesn&&num;8217&semi;t know what goes into making a good film&comma; and a good movie this is not&period; Especially when you compare it to two of the greatest films within their respective genres&comma; <em>Seven Samurai <&sol;em>and <em>The Magnificent Seven &lpar;1960&rpar;&period; <&sol;em>But is there anything redeeming about this version&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;113636" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-113636" style&equals;"width&colon; 800px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-113636 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;27204655&sol;MV5BMjM4NDM1MTAyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDExMzg2ODE&percnt;40&period;&lowbar;V1&lowbar;&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Magnificent Seven" width&equals;"800" height&equals;"533" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-113636" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>The Magnificent Seven<&sol;em>&comma; Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer &amp&semi; Columbia Pictures&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>In case you&&num;8217&semi;re not familiar with the 1960 Western of the same name&comma; <em>The Magnificent Seven<&sol;em> is about the efforts of seven men to rescue a town from the corrupt oilman&comma; Bartholomew Bogue &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0765597&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t9">Peter Sarsgaard<&sol;a>&rpar;&period; After her husband is murdered by Bogue&comma; Emma Cullen &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm2247245&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t8">Haley Bennett<&sol;a>&rpar; asks for the help of bounty hunter Sam Chisolm &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000243&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t1">Denzel Washington<&sol;a>&rpar;&period; From that point&comma; the two work to find the remaining six to help rid the town of Bogue&&num;8217&semi;s men&period; Among the Seven is &ast;deep breath&ast; the gambling drunk&comma; part time magician&comma; and racist Josh Faraday &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0695435&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t2">Chris Pratt<&sol;a>&rpar;&semi; the angel of death and master sharpshooter&comma; Goodnight Robicheaux &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000160&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t3">Ethan Hawke<&sol;a>&rpar;&semi; Goodnight&&num;8217&semi;s sword-friendly buddy&comma; Billy Rocks &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0496932&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t5">Byung-hun Lee<&sol;a>&rpar;&semi; the bear like tracker&comma; Jack Horne &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000352&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t4">Vincent D&&num;8217&semi;Onofrio<&sol;a>&rpar;&semi; Comanche warrior&comma; Red Harvest &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm2936232&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t7">Martin Sensmeier<&sol;a>&rpar;&semi; and the Mexican outlaw&comma; Vasquez &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm2636310&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t6">Manuel Garcia-Rulfo<&sol;a>&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This version of the film takes few liberties with the prior source material and that&&num;8217&semi;s a real shame&period; The idea of flipping the races of most of the seven adds a timeliness to the proceedings that&&num;8217&semi;s never followed through with&period; As refreshing as it is for minority characters to not be explicitly defined by their race&comma; the film still doesn&&num;8217&semi;t bother trying to flesh <span style&equals;"text-decoration&colon; underline&semi;">any<&sol;span> of the characters out&period; That&&num;8217&semi;s truly a shame in this case when there are so many fun actors oozing charisma&period; Lee and Hawke are&comma; by far&comma; the highlights in terms of acting&period; With their characters connection and brotherly camaraderie&comma; the two skilled actors are able to kick ass &lpar;Lee mostly&rpar; and feel like real people&period; Unfortunately&comma; that can&&num;8217&semi;t be said for the rest of the cast&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The script by <em>True Detective<&sol;em> creator Nic Pizzolatto and bad action movie scribe Richard Wenk&comma; does little to help these actors bring their characters to life and give them knowable purpose&period; A couple characters are given last minute motivations&semi; it&&num;8217&semi;s too little too late at that point&period; With the script comes useless scenes that Fuqua and editor John Refoua don&&num;8217&semi;t know what to do with&period; At an unnecessary 133 minutes&comma; <em>The Magnificent Seven<&sol;em> drags along collecting character after character for what must have been half the film&period; And when that part is over&comma; we get to the action which is good&comma; just good&period; Never is there a moment where I could feel a true emotion that wasn&&num;8217&semi;t laughter at the incompetence in front of me&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;113637" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-113637" style&equals;"width&colon; 850px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-113637 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;27204802&sol;MV5BMzNkY2ZiMmUtOWMyNC00ZTNmLWE4NTQtMGFiNGE3NmY4YzdjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUwNzk3NDc&percnt;40&period;&lowbar;V1&lowbar;&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Magnificent Seven 2" width&equals;"850" height&equals;"326" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-113637" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>The Magnificent Seven<&sol;em>&comma; Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer &amp&semi; Columbia Pictures&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>I don&&num;8217&semi;t want to put blame on any of the actors despite how absurd some of their performances were&period; Sarsgaard really got to enjoy playing hammy late 19th Century industrialist&comma; while D&&num;8217&semi;Onofrio thought he was playing late era Orson Welles until he was called on this and spoke in one of the most bizarre accents I&&num;8217&semi;ve heard in recent memory&period; The tone here just doesn&&num;8217&semi;t meld itself into something that feels like a complete and fully realized film&period; <em>The Magnificent Seven <&sol;em>feels like a giant misguided effort that never had the time to find out what direction it was going&period; No matter how admirable the intentions of updating this film were&comma; Fuqua fails to make anything substantial of it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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