Moonfall Review – Over-The-Top Disaster At Its Most Absurd

Big, dumb, and full of fun movie about the moon's love affair with Earth.

<p><em>Moonfall<&sol;em> is a disaster epic by director Roland Emmerich&period; Emmerich&&num;8217&semi;s work includes <em>Independence Day&comma; Godzilla<&sol;em> &lpar;the terrible 1990s American version&rpar;&comma; and <em>The Day After Tomorrow<&sol;em>&period; Based on his resume&comma; you should have an idea of what to expect from this sci-fi blockbuster&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Because&comma; yes&comma; the premise of the moon slamming into the Earth is dumb&period; It is very&comma; very dumb&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s also so dumb that it&&num;8217&semi;s absolutely hilarious&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"alignnone size-full wp-image-176873" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2022&sol;02&sol;28154708&sol;moonfall-intro&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1600" height&equals;"896" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Moon is Falling&excl;<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>This is a picture that requires a ludicrously high level of disbelief to accept the very story being told&period; The moon is thrown off its orbit and is headed directly towards Earth&period; Perhaps it&&num;8217&semi;s not a moon at all but rather a mega-structure of alien origin&excl; And in an Emmerich movie&comma; it very much is that&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Yes&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s ridiculous&period; Yes&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s a setup for a lot of big and loud sequences of explosions and action in space&period; Does that make it a bad movie&quest; Well&comma; that all depends on how numb you&&num;8217&semi;ve grown to the Emmerich formula&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It should be noted that the truth about the moon is relayed by <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000661&sol;">Donald Sutherland<&sol;a>&period; If you&&num;8217&semi;re familiar with the actor&comma; you pretty much know the role he plays&period; If you don&&num;8217&semi;t&comma; think of every film you&&num;8217&semi;ve ever seen him in and why he is usually present&comma; especially in action-oriented pictures&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Usual Tropes<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>If you&&num;8217&semi;re familiar with Emmerich-style characters&comma; the ensemble on display will be pretty par for the course&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0933940&sol;">Patrick Wilson<&sol;a> plays a disgraced astronaut who swore he saw an alien creature kill his partner on a space mission&period; He has since struggled with divorce and trying to keep his teenage son out of jail&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000932&sol;">Halle Berry<&sol;a> plays a NASA director who isn&&num;8217&semi;t believed by the brass until it&&num;8217&semi;s too late&period; She is also divorced but has a son who is more adorable&period; He asks such cute and innocent questions during this tough time as &&num;8220&semi;Are we all going to die&quest;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And then there&&num;8217&semi;s <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm4263213&sol;">John Bradley<&sol;a> as the loser conspiracy theorist who is proven right&period; He&&num;8217&semi;s struggled with both work and social acceptance but is finally able to become a hero&period; Of course&comma; he&&num;8217&semi;ll still be awkward about it and make everything weird by mentioning his bodily functions when suiting up for the big mission to the stars&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-176875 aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2022&sol;02&sol;28154757&sol;Moonfall-trio&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"780" height&equals;"438" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Overblown Special Effects<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The film itself is a laugh riot for how overblown it becomes&period; As the moon draws closer&comma; the destruction mounts higher&period; Cities flood&comma; buildings topple&comma; gravity lessens&comma; and oxygen leaves the planet&period; This leads to a lot of warped fast-and-loose disaster sequences&comma; where space shuttles take off underwater and cars try to outrun the moon&&num;8217&semi;s gravity distortion&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>These scenes are intense&comma; sure&comma; but also incredibly laughable for how they&&num;8217&semi;re staged&period; The wild nature of how physics is treated is enough to make any science professor cackle at the ridiculousness of it all&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s also just a lot of fun watching Emmerich once more turn the Earth into a playground of destruction on a grand scale&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Silly Twist<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><em>Moonfall<&sol;em> comes with an incredibly silly twist that I&&num;8217&semi;m tempted not to reveal despite how much the trailers have already spoiled&period; What I will say is that it involves aliens&comma; artificial intelligence&comma; and lots of fancy technology encased within the moon&period; Watching it all unfold is such a hoot&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I think what I love most is that all the exposition for why the moon is the way it is comes delivered from a child hologram&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s something about making such a laughable third-act twist delivered by a kid that much more enduring&period; It feels like your offspring trying to spin a tale and make it up as they go along&comma; making last-minute reveals and surprises&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-176877 aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2022&sol;02&sol;28154840&sol;Moonfall-patrick&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1400" height&equals;"700" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">It&&num;8217&semi;s All Silly<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>There&&num;8217&semi;s a very reassuring moment in such a movie that lets you know it&&num;8217&semi;s not so much trying to make you laugh&period; In two scenes&comma; John Bradley will praise Elon Musk and a disapproving groan washed over the theater&period; That&&num;8217&semi;s a moment of comedy that fell so flat on its face&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But think about it&excl; If that scene failed&comma; how many other scenes of great thrills do you think failed at being nail-biters instead of humorous&quest; It&&num;8217&semi;s that little reassurance that makes me love this trainwreck of a disaster picture all the more&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Is it a guilty pleasure&quest; That all depends on your definition and I don&&num;8217&semi;t exactly consider that makes me enjoy myself a guilty experience&period; I had some of the biggest laughs in the theater at such absurdity and I hope there&&num;8217&semi;s a midnight screening of this movie in the future for everyone else to share in the hilarity again&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Conclusion&colon; <em>Moonfall<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p><em>Moonfall<&sol;em> is a very&comma; very&comma; very&comma; very dumb and silly movie&period; And I love it&excl; It&&num;8217&semi;s an uproarious&comma; big-budget&comma; overblown&comma; poorly-acted&comma; ridiculously-staged sci-fi disaster flick that is perfect for popcorn chomping&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The cries of the movie being stupid are irrelevant&excl; If a film like this can make me belly-laugh hard and nearly fall out of my seat&comma; that&&num;8217&semi;s a winning formula in my book&period; What a fun Emmerich movie&comma; proving that the director still has the right stuff to make the right movie that hits all the sweet spots of his filmmaking madness&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>Did you see <&sol;strong><&sol;em><strong>Moonfall <&sol;strong><em><strong>in the theater&quest; Was it absurd enough to be a comedy&quest; How does it stack up next to other sci-fi films such as <&sol;strong><&sol;em><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;the-matrix-resurrections-review-a-perfectly-meta-sequel&sol;"><strong>The Matrix Resurrections<&sol;strong><&sol;a><em><strong>&quest; Let us know in the comments below&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; Moonfall&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;bad">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>An absurd sci-fi disaster picture that is a lot of fun in an unintentional way&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Absurd writing and situations&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Grand special effects sequences&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> So bad it's good&excl;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Terrible acting&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Elon Musk jokes are terrible&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Final Score<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 50&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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