My Quarantine Diary: Adam’s Venture Origins

<p>We have <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;author&sol;jokerman27&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">A LOT of time<&sol;a> on our hands at the moment which has led me into looking at older games that I happened to download as part of one of the online services or was on sale at one point&period; As I clicked through my library on my PS4 I saw a game I downloaded a few years ago called <em>Adam&&num;8217&semi;s Venture Origins<&sol;em>&period; I remember playing for about ten minutes in the past and thought that the game played like the Uncharted games&period; Seeing as I&&num;8217&semi;ve beaten all the <em>Uncharted<&sol;em> games&comma; some more than once&comma; I decided to see what Adam was up to in his budget game&period; Well let me tell you it was nothing as epic as what Nathan Drake or even Lara Croft were doing&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>You start off in asleep in your father&&num;8217&semi;s library and you can literally do nothing and continue to sleep&period; The game actually rewards you for doing such&period; Once you get up off your ass you go find Dad&&num;8217&semi;s new hottie assistant and attempt to solve a puzzle&period; This is the first of MANY puzzles you will have to solve&comma; this game has NO combat and is basically a walking simulator with random weird puzzles thrown in&period; Some of the puzzles are so simple you laugh&comma; others you need to find a YouTube walkthrough because you really don&&num;8217&semi;t need to spend more than four hours playing this &&num;8220&semi;game&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;156338" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-156338" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-156338" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;04&sol;06032539&sol;adamsventureorigins1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-156338" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Adam&&num;8217&semi;s Venture Origins<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; Soedesco&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The graphics are good for a low budget PS3 game&comma; the animations are non existent and when you use the camera to look at your surroundings the digital tiling is insanely noticeable&period; The animations are terrible during what passes as a cut scene and there is no difference in the enemies you kill&period; The world is bland and you just want to get to the next checkpoint to finish this game&period; The voice acting is laughable at best&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s jarring and seems to have had the budget of only one take per line&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Story-wise the game isn&&num;8217&semi;t terrible&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re an adventurer in the early part of the 20th Centrury&comma; looking for Solomon&&num;8217&semi;s Mine&period; What makes the game cringeworthy is the lousy dialogue and weird self-awareness of this game&period; The only person who can be self-aware in games is Deadpool&comma; let&&num;8217&semi;s leave it at that&excl; Most of what Adam says is also insanely sexist&comma; now I&&num;8217&semi;m not a member of the &num;MeToo movement and like a few jokes here and there but man most of them were insanely out of line&period; This guy Adam thinks that by being demeaning to his counterpart will land him her love&comma; it is really strange really&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;156433" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-156433" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-156433" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;04&sol;06234939&sol;Building-Car&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-156433" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Adam&&num;8217&semi;s Venture Origins<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; Soedesco&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The controls are pretty rough as well&period; You mostly walk around an solve puzzles&comma; but sometimes you have to press Square and use your grapple to get across gaps and such&period; Since it isn&&num;8217&semi;t as responsive as most games you fall to your death a lot because the game doesn&&num;8217&semi;t read the prompt or your signal to press Square is so instantaneous you miss your window&period; Thankfully there is no combat in this game&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t think I would have put the time in to beat it if I was getting gunned down due to bad cover mechanics&period; There are stealth missions though&comma; which are laughably bad and annoying&period; If you can memorize a guard&&num;8217&semi;s movement&&num;8217&semi;s you should be good&period; They don&&num;8217&semi;t vary from certain paths so you can navigate them pretty well&period; Keep in mind Adam is slower than a sloth when he&&num;8217&semi;s crouched though&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I will be honest&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t like to bash games&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s obvious people put in their time and effort to create something they hope will be loved&period; The developers obviously believed in what they were doing because the game is playable&comma; it just isn&&num;8217&semi;t fun&period; Puzzles are boring or too damn hard&comma; the story really doesn&&num;8217&semi;t engage me&comma; and the dialogue is tripe&period; If you want an easy platinum or 1000 Gamerscore then grab this title&comma; if that isn&&num;8217&semi;t important to you then there are many other games this type that you can actually enjoy&period; Grab <em>Tomb Raider<&sol;em> or <em>Uncharted<&sol;em>&comma; they are much more enjoyable and worth your money&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; Adam&&num;039&semi;s Venture Origins&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;bad">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>Extra time means playing games that should never have found their way onto your harddrive&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> An easy game to Platinum Trophy<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> The mine cart sections are a brief bit of fun<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Controls are non responsive<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Puzzles are almost impossible without a walkthrough<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Game tiles when you spin around too fast<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> The writing couldn't be worse&comma; it's unfunny and insanely sexist<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Overall<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 50&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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