Oh, Baby – Once Upon a Time: ‘Best Laid Plans’ Review

<p>The path to hell&comma; as it&&num;8217&semi;s said&comma; is paved with good intentions&period; I can only assume the road to Storybrooke&&num;8217&semi;s paved with them twice over by now&period; Maleficent&comma; The Author&comma; the Charmings&&num;8217&semi; big secret – all the pieces came together and all thanks to Henry and his magical QR skills&period; Just about every question got its answer this episode&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s just a shame that even <em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s <em>Best Laid Plans<&sol;em> didn&&num;8217&semi;t know what to do with&comma; well&comma; any of them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If you didn&&num;8217&semi;t think that you could dislike Snow White and Prince Charming any more than you could possibly bare before&comma; than your mind probably won&&num;8217&semi;t be changed much here&period; We&&num;8217&semi;ve been led to wonder for a while now just what their deal was with Maleficent&period; It turns out that&comma; just as suspected&comma; the Charmings did something mega-stupid&comma; as is their tendency&comma; and our favorite almost-mommy dragon was none too happy about the empty crib &lpar;err&comma; rock crevice&quest;&rpar; they left behind&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s all as predictably dramatic as you&&num;8217&semi;d expect from a Disney show and about as easy for <em>Once<&sol;em> to explain away&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Even after her <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;upon-time-enter-dragon-review&sol;">cheer-me-up sob story with Regina<&sol;a>&comma; Bauer van Straten&&num;8217&semi;s Maleficent still hasn&&num;8217&semi;t rubbed me the same way as her villainous peers&period; She&&num;8217&semi;s arguably the most powerful next to Rumple and probably the most damaged&comma; but whether it&&num;8217&semi;s Straten&&num;8217&semi;s stony-faced portrayal or terribly generic script&comma; it all can&&num;8217&semi;t help but feel like she&&num;8217&semi;s just a part of a big &&num;8220&semi;insert tragic backstory&period;&&num;8221&semi; It&&num;8217&semi;s nice enough that the character might have some renewed maternal investment in the real world now too given one particular revelation&period; But I still have yet to cross the threshold of thinking of her as &&num;8220&semi;We couldn&&num;8217&semi;t get Angelina Jolie&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Best-Laid-Plans-Unicorn-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-80378 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Best-Laid-Plans-Unicorn-BagoGames-300x174&period;jpg" alt&equals;"OUAT S4 'Best Laid Plans' Unicorn BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s nigh impossible to ignore that it all comes down to&comma; once again&comma; to Snow and Charming&comma; as the two worst casualties of the series&&num;8217&semi; writing&period; Whether their obnoxiously positive or obnoxiously negative&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s just plain exhausting watching them be just that&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s been seasons since we&&num;8217&semi;ve seen either of them act on much more than impulse and rarely have I seen them struggle so hard to formulate a thought in the territory of&comma; &&num;8220&semi;What do you think &&num;8216&semi;NO&excl; My baby&excl;&&num;8217&semi; means&quest;&&num;8221&semi; While I similarly struggle to know how far a rustic wizard&&num;8217&semi;s authority should reasonably stretch&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s ridiculous to think of the two as committing infanticide just based on a tip&comma; much less NOT know what dragon offspring come from&period; Hint&colon; you make omelets out of them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Best Laid Plans<&sol;em>&comma; it seems&comma; is all about good intentions as much as a mother&&num;8217&semi;s broken heart – something not so easily mended when a kid is a part of the equation&period; While flashbacks have amounted more as filler in this past season&comma; a handy unicorn&&num;8217&semi;s horn offered both of our parents an interesting glimpse into Emma&&num;8217&semi;s murky future then and now&period; I would&&num;8217&semi;ve guessed Charming can&&num;8217&semi;t imagine much more than the sunshine and rainbows&comma; but it was insightful to see Snow get the bad end of it&period; Daddies mean fun&comma; after all – mommies mean business&period; Don&&num;8217&semi;t they&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The modern day provided every opportunity&comma; then&comma; for the Charmings to be the best worst liars I&&num;8217&semi;ve seen&period; It should be telling that their grandson&&num;8217&semi;s the only one following the Author mystery and at the very least&comma; it was refreshing to see Snow finally admit where her darkness finally started&period; With baby killing&quest; Big yup&period; Have courage and be kind&comma; Snow&period; And Cinderella&period; Speaking of which&comma; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;cinderella-film-review-become-enchanted&sol;">where is she<&sol;a> in this series&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>That all of our Snow&sol;Charming tomfoolery should come to a head with Emma&&num;8217&semi;s about darn time and something of a deal-breaker for their already impossibly awkward parent&sol;child dynamic with their now 30-something kid&period; If the series creators aren&&num;8217&semi;t lying through their teeth&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s going to be hard to believe Emma&&num;8217&semi;s not already on her way to dark-ville&comma; much less without taking the Charmings with her&period; On that note&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s curious how distant she and Henry have become in the episodes since the premiere&comma; almost suspiciously so since Regina&&num;8217&semi;s undercover operation&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s no wonder when his voice is chaining and he&&num;8217&semi;s still called &&num;8220&semi;kid&&num;8221&semi; too&comma; though&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Best-Laid-Plans-Beside-Chat-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-80377 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Best-Laid-Plans-Beside-Chat-BagoGames-300x174&period;jpg" alt&equals;"OUAT S4 'Best Laid Plans' Beside Chat BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Of course&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s the storybook that&&num;8217&semi;s been the apple of this season&&num;8217&semi;s eye and door inside of it&period; In an all-too epic draw-up&comma; Patrick Fischler&&num;8217&semi;s nonchalant cameo pops up out of thin-air as the overwhelmingly empty answer to what&&num;8217&semi;s ultimately made this half-season so intriguing&period; A suitable match for Rumplestiltskin and a powerful wizard to boot seems like all too fantastic of a character to introduce to this season&&num;8217&semi;s magical ranks&period; That he&&num;8217&semi;s not Henry is something of a disappointment&comma; but that he&&num;8217&semi;s not&comma; well&comma; anyone in particular is a blatant disservice to August&&num;8217&semi;s poor nose&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What could&&num;8217&semi;ve been is the only mantra I&&num;8217&semi;d find fitting to describe <em>Best Laid Plans<&sol;em>&period; We could&&num;8217&semi;ve learned something about Snow and Charming&comma; we would&&num;8217&semi;ve gotten a moving Maleficent backstory if not for lack of trying&comma; and we should&&num;8217&semi;ve gotten an Author that wrapped everything in a nice&comma; little bow&period; Alas&comma; <em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em> is just going to be Once Upon a Time sometimes&period; We can at least thank the high heavens for Rumplestiltskin&comma; because at this rate&comma; he&&num;8217&semi;s going to be an evil solo act before long – that is&comma; if we can&&num;8217&semi;t count on one very wicked witch&&num;8217&semi;s assistance next week&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em> airs Sunday nights at 8&sol;7 Central on ABC&period; Catch all the latest episodes at <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;abc&period;go&period;com&sol;shows&sol;once-upon-a-time">ABC&period;com<&sol;a> and all the latest reviews here at <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;knight-living-dead-dark-souls-prepare-die-edition-review&sol;">BagoGames<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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