Review: Commander 85

Commander 85 - The Moonwalls

<p>I still believe that I was lucky enough to have grown up during the best time for Saturday morning cartoon&comma; movies&comma; comic books and video games&period; I am a <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;80snostalgia&period;com&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">child of the 80<&sol;a>&&num;8216&semi;s&comma; in fact when <em>Commander 85<&sol;em> takes place&comma; I would have been 4 years old and enjoying my <em>Transformers<&sol;em> and <em>G&period;I&period; Joe<&sol;em>&excl; So when I boot up my download of the game I am hit with huge wafts of nostalgia&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>The Story<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;163976" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-163976" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-163976 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;10&sol;01002107&sol;Commander-85-02-press-material&period;&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-163976" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Commander 85<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; The Moonwalls&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The year is 1984&comma; you play as a young high schooler with a nice state of the art computer named&comma; Commander 85&semi; which was given to you for your birthday&period; We first see you getting scolded by your mother for truancy at school&period; Your computer offers to help you by hacking into the school&&num;8217&semi;s database and fixing your attendance records&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>What you don&&num;8217&semi;t know is that this computer is part of a government study&comma; kind of like the video game urban legend <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;gaming-urban-legends&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer"><em>Polybius<&sol;em><&sol;a>&period; A van that leaves a suicide crime scene with the Commander 85 in tow suddenly appears in front of your house&period; Unfortunately you are not aware of the situation&comma; but the gamer is&period; All seems to be going well until your computer gets hacked and is overtaken by a malevolent virus&period; This virus begins to slowly lock down the current operating system in your Commander 85 and it really isn&&num;8217&semi;t up to any good&period; Your computer implores you to stop this virus before it completely overruns it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>When you leave the computer you have to appease your pregnant mother who obviously doesn&&num;8217&semi;t understand that if you don&&num;8217&semi;t stop the hack into the computer there will be thermonuclear war&comma; but she&&num;8217&semi;d rather bother you every ten seconds so you can read a book or walk the dog&period; This gets so aggravating because she will talk to you&comma; then a tenth of a second later she spouts out&comma; &&num;8220&semi;Look at me when I&&num;8217&semi;m talking to you&period;&&num;8221&semi; And you&&num;8217&semi;ve not even been given a second to fucking turn around&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>The Controls<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;164098" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-164098" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-164098" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;10&sol;03015010&sol;c5dfc22f-22fd-4f77-a1f1-072a2ebad2b0&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-164098" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Commander 85<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; The Moonwalls&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>This plays very much like an early point and click adventure from the 90&&num;8217&semi;s&period; They could have really gone all 80&&num;8217&semi;s and done a text adventure instead&comma; like <em>Zork<&sol;em>&period; You highlight things around you and Right Click to interact&period; You spend a good chunk of time on the Commander 85 and you&&num;8217&semi;re basically using antiquated computer speak&period; I was getting stuck because I forgot how my old Apple IIe use to work&period; Once i remembered how to computer 1980&&num;8217&semi;s style I was more successful as a hacker&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Most of the controls happen while on the computer or in the computer&period; When your mother is bothering you to pedantic things the game takes control of where you must go&period; However&comma; there was one point in my room where I needed to pick up a walkie talkie&comma; yet I couldn&&num;8217&semi;t see the damn thing in the room much less find it because there is no option to wander around your room and search&period; My friend&comma; must think I&&num;8217&semi;m dead because I just shut off the game at that point&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>When you&&num;8217&semi;re unsuccessfully attempting to stop the hacking of your computer&comma; there will be times when you are sucked into the computer to play a game&period; This is a huge homage to <em>Tron<&sol;em> and our old 80&&num;8217&semi;s games&period; You use the arrows the move and Space Bar to jump&period; The first game I encountered was basically <em>Donkey Kong<&sol;em> versus the final <em>Tron<&sol;em> boss&period; So while the awesome pop culture nods were there&comma; the gameplay to get to them and enjoy them were not&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>The Look<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;164099" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-164099" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-164099" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;10&sol;03015131&sol;ss&lowbar;da8ffbf29f05e6786f2baad55bd0baf3a814c8cf&period;1920x1080&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-164099" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Commander 85<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; The Moonwalls&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>I enjoyed the barebones look of this game&period; The brief cut scenes looked nice and the bedroom you spend most of the time in reminds me of mine from the 80&&num;8217&semi;s&period; At least seventy percent of your time will be on the computer&comma; so you&&num;8217&semi;ll see the computer screen with a reflection of you&comma; who NEVER blinks&excl; The screen has the greenish tint that I grew up with&comma; but when you&&num;8217&semi;re hacking or playing a game you&&num;8217&semi;re given some nice color games&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The retro games that you play on the PC once you are sucked into the computer are pretty fun to see&period; These are the game I grew up on and played in the actual arcade&period; The nostalgia is strong with the game&comma; I just wish I could have enjoyed it more&period; Being interrupted constantly really took me out of the experience&period; My parents watched over me&comma; but by Gods&comma; they left me alone from time to time&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2>Overall<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;164100" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-164100" style&equals;"width&colon; 640px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-164100" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;10&sol;03015345&sol;e86d985233299863a85eb8ce3395d4b0-1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"360" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-164100" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>Commander 85<&sol;em> &&num;8211&semi; The Moonwalls&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>I always hate to give a less than positive review&comma; but Commander 85 was just not my cup of tea&period; The game looked good&comma; played reasonably well while in Retro Game mode&comma; and had a great soundtrack&period; This game bleeds of my childhood and I give it mad props for that&comma; however it also played like a game from my childhood&comma; poorly&period; Had they made the interface with the computer simpler&comma; even with the &&num;8220&semi;hint&&num;8221&semi; pamphlet&comma; it was still difficult&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The constant bothers from your mother made the game almost infuriating&period; That would just make me stop playing the game&comma; once in a while was fine&comma; but she kept bugging you constantly&period; If you&&num;8217&semi;re a fan of retro games&comma; pop culture and poor mechanics in parts of the game&comma; then download <em>Commander 85<&sol;em>&period; You&&num;8217&semi;ll enjoy it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>This review is based on a press copy provided by the developers<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; Commander 85&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;avg">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">6<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>A retro game with some great pop culture references and nods just doesn&&num;039&semi;t hit the mark with me gameplay wise&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> The 80's nostalgia is beautiful&period; <&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Lots of pop culture jokes<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> The mini games inside the computer are fun&comma; but far too rare for my liking&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Controls are difficult to grasp when certain things are bothering you to pick them up and you can't navigate the room like a normal person<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Your mother's incessant nagging will have you exiting the game and letting the world end&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Overall<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">6<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 60&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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