A Story Without Soul – Minecraft Story Mode Ep. 2 Review

<p class&equals;"western">Usually it is easy to work out who a game is designed for at a moment&&num;8217&semi;s glance&period; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Oh&comma; this zombie game is for adults who gleefully grin at the splattering of blood and flesh&period;” &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;This grand strategy title is for those who enjoy scheming intricately like a nefarious genius&period;” &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;<em>Big Rigs&colon; Over the Road Racing<&sol;em> is for no-one&comma; ever&period;” Usually you know a game is great when it is able to reach out from its core target audience and then wrap onlookers in a warm damp hug like an overly friendly uncle&semi; or that it is bad as it even some how alienates the group of people they were targeting in the first place&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Then <em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;telltalegames&period;com&sol;minecraftstorymode&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Minecraft Story Mode<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em> appears&comma; developed by <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;telltalegames&period;com&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Telltale Games<&sol;a>&comma; and I genuinely can&&num;8217&semi;t work out who it is designed for&period; Children&quest; <em>Minecraft<&sol;em> fans&quest; People who enjoy Telltale&&num;8217&semi;s previous library&quest; Not that it is so bad as to shove everyone away just&&num;8230&semi; Who was it made for&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western"><em><strong>&lbrack;There will not be any spoilers of Minecraft Story Mode – Episode 2&colon; Assembly Required&comma; but I may end up discussing Minecraft Story Mode – Episode 1&colon; the Order of the Stone as well as the review of it &lpar;which you can find <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;minecraft-story-mode-episode-1-order-stone&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">here<&sol;a>&rpar;&period; Although the rating at the bottom will be spoiler-free if you wish to skip there&period;&rsqb;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">I may as well give a quick summary of Episode 1 to those who blacked it out for whatever reason or take spoiler-warnings as a challenge&period; Once upon a time&comma; you &lpar;your character that you get to choose&rpar; and your three friends &lpar;including Reuben the pig with eyebrows&rpar; entered a building competition&period; After saving your pig from the wildy wilds&comma; you help Petra with a deal she&&num;8217&semi;s making&comma; trading a skull for a diamond &lpar;no&comma; it isn&&num;8217&semi;t any less creppy in context&rpar;&period; After getting ripped off&comma; you find said person who conned her &lpar;the unknown 5<sup>th<&sol;sup> member of the Order of the Stone&comma; a group from a legendary tale&rpar; finishing the construction of a world-ending monster&period; So now you&&num;8217&semi;re tasked with uniting the order to work out how to destroy the monster&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So the story picks off straight after the first episode&comma; which ended with being asked who I&&num;8217&semi;d like to help first between the engineer or the rogue&period; Off I went on the speeding cart towards the base of the engineer&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;94552" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-94552" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04115203&sol;Minecraft-Story-Mode-ep-2-2&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-94552 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04115203&sol;Minecraft-Story-Mode-ep-2-2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Minecraft Story Mode ep 2 2" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-94552" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Minecraft&colon; Story Mode&comma; Telltale Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Very quickly the first problem with the narrative stumbles out the gate with unfocused eyes and alcohol on its breath&period; Perhaps it is more a problem with me&comma; but I dislike characters who are just comedy vehicles&semi; a two-dimensional character who&&num;8217&semi;s entire existence is a joke&period; On the other more dramatic side&comma; I also really don&&num;8217&semi;t like characters who purely serve to extend the plot and nothing more&period; <em>Minecraft Story Mode<&sol;em> is absolutely chock filled with both categories&comma; including members of the order who I thought would have an ounce of depth&comma; considering their importance to the plot&period; Instead&comma; either they purposely do not understand <em>THERE IS A WORLD-DESTROYING MONSTER<&sol;em> or decide to try to turn your frown upside down with caricatures&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Although speaking of characters&comma; the conversations by them are sometimes incredibly sloppy&period; Occasionally I&&num;8217&semi;d pick a dialogue option that would be a question or an opening to a topic&comma; and the conversation would end at that moment with the abruption of a power-cut during a film&period; Other times characters would seem like they&&num;8217&semi;re about to explain something&comma; and instead just shuffle off&period; I even noticed one time when someone referred to my female character as a guy&period; Although the most awe-inspiring moment of heavy-handedness came in the form of a character interrogation for my reasons behind a few of my actions&comma; something they couldn&&num;8217&semi;t pile on &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;THIS CHOICE WILL LIKELY MATTER LATER” harder if they tried&period; It really feels like the characterization was simply rushed out the door without proof-reading&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Another area that obviously needed more proof-reading was the story&period; The length of it is just absolutely abysmal&comma; as I had to double-take when I had finished the episode&period; While I can not fully state the length of this episode &lpar;I sadly didn&&num;8217&semi;t time it&rpar;&comma; the fact my Steam says that two episodes took 2&period;9 hours to play through is embarrassing&period; It should be two hours per episode considering the &dollar;24&period;99&sol;£18&period;99 price point for five episodes&period; I would have happily waited the month or two of development time for the extra content&period; On top of this is the various amounts of plot holes gaping in size&comma; such as following a character down a tunnel only for them to inexplicably disappear&&num;8211&semi;The script definitely needed another proof-reading or just more time&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Probably the only gem in this grimy dusty delivery is the music&comma; which in superb in Episode 2&period; I admit that I don&&num;8217&semi;t usually notice the music in the background of games&comma; which to be fair is one of the ways you can tell it has worked&period; When you do notice it&comma; it is either because it is poor or because it is excellent&period; Fortunately&comma; the music falls into the latter category&period; Two scenes &lpar;with their awkward script stumbling attempts at tension and drama&rpar; actually had the gravity of the situation carried solely by music I&&num;8217&semi;d compare to In the House In A Heartbeat &lpar;from <em>28 Days Later<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Adagio In D Minor &lpar;from <em>Sunshine<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; both by John Murphy&comma; or No Sun by Machine Vandals &lpar;from <em>Burn Notice<&sol;em>&rpar;&period; I really felt ice cold water crawl up my spine and my heart-beat running faster hearing the music suggest something diabolical&comma; serious&comma; and intense was occurring&&num;8211&semi;Something the script just never managed to and instead had to be carried by the tense music&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;94553" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-94553" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04115149&sol;Story-Mode-Ep-2-1&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-94553 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04115149&sol;Story-Mode-Ep-2-1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Story Mode Ep 2 1" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-94553" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Minecraft&colon; Story Mode&comma; Telltale Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So&comma; what better score to give to a very short episode characterized by rushed&comma; sloppy writing than a 5&sol;10&quest; It is saved from full-on being declared bad at a 4 by a soundtrack that did what the script could not&colon; Generate drama and build suspense&period; At this point&comma; I seriously can not work out who this is even designed for&period; Its humour that continues to reach for low branches and weak narrative suggest it isn&&num;8217&semi;t necessarily for adults &lpar;who&&num;8217&semi;s spot the flaws easily&rpar;&comma; but certification boards declare the game as not for children either &lpar;in case you&&num;8217&semi;re curious&comma; 12&plus; PEGI rating&rpar;&period; Maybe teenagers&comma; possibly&quest; It isn&&num;8217&semi;t for <em>Minecraft<&sol;em> fans&comma; since while there is some interaction with the game&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t think it is quite enough to get fans to over-look flaws&period; Nor is it an advertisement for the game since it requires awareness of the lore in it to understand what is going on&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">At this point&comma; it feels like Telltale is losing a lot of good will they had built up over the years&period; I really hope they don&&num;8217&semi;t continue the fall&comma; as I genuinely liked Telltale&&num;8217&semi;s previous work a lot&comma; but <em>Minecraft Story Mode<&sol;em> seems to be a story no one wants to or should hear&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>A PC code for Minecraft&colon; Story Mode was provided by Telltale Games for the purpose of this review<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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