‘Til Death – The Last Man on Earth: ‘Screw The Moon’ Review

<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s been a long time since Phil &&num;8220&semi;Tandy&&num;8221&semi; Miller was the last man on earth and longer still since he had any hopes of getting lucky with a lady&period; Two&&num;8217&semi;s a party&comma; three&&num;8217&semi;s a crowd&comma; and I guess any more than that&&num;8217&semi;s where we are now in <em>The &lpar;not-so&rpar; Last Man on Earth<&sol;em>&period; Six people and maybe six million lies later&comma; the Phil <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;the-last-man-on-earth-series-premiere-review&sol;">I came to know<&sol;a> and <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;last-man-earth-raisinballs-wedding-bells-review&sol;">even love<&sol;a> in his debut&&num;8217&semi;s seemed to disappear with his beard hairs&period; As <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;hobbit-battle-five-armies-movie-video-review&sol;">a wise wizard<&sol;a> once said&comma; not all who wander are lost and so is our once loved Phil T&comma; nor our still lovable Todd&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Spoilers Follow<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Last time we saw our two womanless gentlemen in question&comma; they were were sitting around a campfire plotting girlfriend-nabbing Other Phil Miller&&num;8217&semi;s doom&period; Wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t you know that a lack of imagination and a lack of guts left them to do exactly what you would&&num;8217&semi;ve guessed&colon; nada&period; Worse&comma; in the process of their outlandishly murderous brainstorming&comma; Todd finally gets the inkling of just what Phil T&period; meant by <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;loserville-last-man-on-earth-she-drives-me-crazy-review&sol;">desert-ditching him<&sol;a> that other episode&period; Suddenly partnerless <em>and <&sol;em>unfashionably single&comma; a rather revealing roundtable discussion with his now <em>very <&sol;em>pissed-off neighbors earns Phil T&period; the unthinkable&colon; actual exile from the cul-de-sac&period; Of course&comma; no one&&num;8217&semi;s exiling former President Phil Tandy Miller without some grief&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The entire debacle largely leaves us with the same picture we&&num;8217&semi;ve seen since the show&&num;8217&semi;s fourth episode&period; Phil T&period; lands himself in some hot water&comma; jealous of some guy or horny for some girl&period; Then he weasels his way out in some ridiculously ridiculous way and repeat the cycle&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s a note that the show&&num;8217&semi;s played all too often and I honestly would&&num;8217&semi;ve expected nothing less from <em>Screw the Moon <&sol;em>– and to some degree&comma; that&&num;8217&semi;s exactly what it gives&period; Barricaded into his own bedroom and drunk on his own self-pity&comma; Phil T&period; is in awfully familiar place by his standards&comma; minus the hors d&&num;8217&semi;oeuvres of toothpaste and &lpar;ugh&rpar; Carol&&num;8217&semi;s raisin balls&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;05&sol;04234720&sol;Last-Man-on-Earth-S1-Screw-The-Moon-Condom-Conundrum-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-82708 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;05&sol;04234720&sol;Last-Man-on-Earth-S1-Screw-The-Moon-Condom-Conundrum-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Last Man on Earth S1 'Screw The Moon' Condom Conundrum BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"152" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Ever since their mouth-to-mouth first meeting&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s always been Carol&&num;8217&semi;s name that the show&&num;8217&semi;s real heart has hinged on and maybe it&&num;8217&semi;s no surprise that its her voice that cures Phil T&period; case of the mega-mopey&period; For the better half of the series&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s been both their struggle to realize what they want and if their relationship&&num;8217&semi;s meant anything&comma; what they want is what they can&&num;8217&semi;t have&period; If Carol was the little girl we saw painting poodles into Monéts&comma; than Phil&&num;8217&semi;s the little boy locked in his room promising never to come out&period; In their own ways&comma; they need each other&comma; but <em>Screw the Moon<&sol;em> might&&num;8217&semi;ve finally convinced me – and maybe Phil T&period; too&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Of the times we&&num;8217&semi;ve seen Phil T&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;phil-vs-phil-the-last-man-on-earth-moved-to-tampa-review&sol;">a ladder away from death<&sol;a>&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s a Road to Damascus revelation courtesy of a dead-serious Other Phil that finally scares the fear of God and dieting into him&period; The sight of an empty Cheetos bag is enough to frighten any man&comma; I know&comma; but for the first time&comma; Phil&&num;8217&semi;s been truly alone&period; Maybe it&&num;8217&semi;s the irony of being betrayed by his own namesake that brings a sense of morbid irony to show&&num;8217&semi;s season finale&comma; but somehow&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s the poignancy that the show&&num;8217&semi;s deserved&period; After episodes of laughs&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s nice that the season end on a heartfelt smile&comma; its odd couple driving off into the sunset and all&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I can&&num;8217&semi;t think about<em> Screw the Moon<&sol;em> without reservations&period; That Carol can&&num;8217&semi;t be with a man who would leave another man in the desert is something I&&num;8217&semi;d expect from the character&comma; but that the show should simply demand she choose between Phils feels more scripted than the show&&num;8217&semi;s original intent&period; Yet <em>Last Man<&sol;em> seems to make the effort to have both of them pick each other up as they have – equal opportunity and all that&period; And I can&&num;8217&semi;t help but wonder how long we can really trust Phil T&period;&&num;8217&semi;s eyes not to wander to another hot woman or grit his teeth at another hot man&period; I can only hope Will Forte&&num;8217&semi;s sad song was as much the pathetic proof of his conversion as I liked to believe&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;05&sol;04234710&sol;Last-Man-on-Earth-S1-Screw-the-Moon-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-82709 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;05&sol;04234710&sol;Last-Man-on-Earth-S1-Screw-the-Moon-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Last Man on Earth S1 'Screw the Moon' BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"169" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s all the better <em>Last Man<&sol;em> not close its first season without some amount of closure and questions&period; Todd and Melissa patching things up was nice to see &lpar;crumb shirts and all&rpar; and the series&&num;8217&semi; sci-fi twist leaves me thinking a weightless Jason Sudeikis&&num;8217&semi;s trip back to Earth is going to be an interesting one&period; Still&comma; it feels like the show couldn&&num;8217&semi;t do anything more than wipe the slate clean of all its loose ends&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m not anymore excited to revisit Gale and Erica&&num;8217&semi;s woefully underwritten subplots or Other Phil&&num;8217&semi;s characterless existence&period; Nevertheless&comma; if rebooting itself was essentially the only thing left for <em>Last Man<&sol;em> to do&comma; then so be it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>For all the twists and turns <em>Last Man<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s given us&comma; it feels like a fitting end that the series should end the way it began&period; Reboot or not&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s <em>Screw the Moon<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s last moments that truly felt that the series was found itself again – even at the expense of retreading old ground to get there&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s painful to think that we&&num;8217&semi;ll have to wait another year to know more about the Miller family&comma; or where our zombies are&comma; but for the first time in a while&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m pleased to say that I want more of this post-apocalypse&period; And I really want more Good Phil&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<hr &sol;>&NewLine;<p><em>The Last Man on Earth<&sol;em> will be back for another season next year&period; Until then&comma; check out any series reviews <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;tag&sol;the-last-man-on-earth&sol;">you might&&num;8217&semi;ve missed<&sol;a> and stick around for more about your favorite games&comma; movies&comma; TV shows&comma; animé&comma; and comics here at <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com">BagoGames<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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