Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) – Movie Review

Transformers: The Last Knight, Paramount Pictures

<p>Well&comma; boys and girls&comma; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;transformers-5-may-directed-michael-bay&sol;">Michael Bay<&sol;a> has worked hard to give us something else we didn&&num;8217&semi;t ask for&comma; the fifth installment of the Transformers franchise&comma; Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&period; For those of you that wish to thank Bay for all his hard work&comma; why don&&num;8217&semi;t you wait until he&&num;8217&semi;s done with the franchise and give him one big thank you&quest; I know I plan to&excl; Now&comma; if everything goes to plan &lpar;fingers crossed&rpar; there will only be two more movies&period; A sequel to The Last Knight &lpar;no title yet&rpar; is set to be released June 2019 and a <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;digitalspy&period;com&sol;movies&sol;a26025795&sol;bumblebee-2-in-development-transformers-spin-off&sol;">Bumblebee spin-off<&sol;a> &lpar;starring Hailee Steinfeld and John Cena&rpar; with a working title of &&num;8220&semi;<em>Brighton Falls<&sol;em>&&num;8221&semi; is set to be released December 2018&period; All told that makes seven Transformers movies&period; Six that try &lpar;and fail&rpar; to tell one big story and a &lpar;money grabbing&rpar; spin-off&comma; because Bumblebee is that cool&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In case you haven&&num;8217&semi;t noticed it&comma; yeah&comma; I have some animosity towards Bay and what he&&num;8217&semi;s done to the Transformers&period; I grew up with the cartoons and played with the toys&comma; I loved the Transformers&period; When I heard about the first movie&comma; <em>Transformers<&sol;em> &lpar;2007&rpar;&comma; I tried to be happy&comma; but I knew it was gonna hurt to watch and&&num;8230&semi; it did&period; Bay has a way of taking things my inner child enjoyed&comma; twisting it to his own perverse images and then slowing crushing it under his boot&period; Disclaimer&colon; Those were the words of my inner child&comma; not mine&comma; but I do support what he said&period; What makes my inner child&&num;8217&semi;s tear-filled words somewhat true is the movies have gotten worse with each film and it&&num;8217&semi;s not just me that thinks this&period; The budget for The Last Knight was &dollar;217 million and its box office numbers are &lpar;worldwide&rpar; &dollar;605&period;4 million&period; Yeah&comma; I know that doesn&&num;8217&semi;t seem like a bad number&comma; but The Last Knight has the lowest debut of the franchise by &dollar;25 million&period; Those numbers show two things&period; One&comma; people&comma; in general&comma; are getting burned out on Transformers and two&comma; even the fans are getting tired of watching Bay&&num;8217&semi;s slow descent into Transformer madness play out on the big screen&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129967" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129967" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129967 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;27124453&sol;The-Transformers-The-Last-Knight-still-1-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129967" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&comma; Paramount Pictures<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Here&&num;8217&semi;s what they are trying to sell as Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&&num;8217&semi;s story&period; Optimus Prime travels back to Cybertron and finds out his homeworld is completely dead&comma; but that there is hope&period; There&&num;8217&semi;s a relic on Earth that could bring Cybertron back to life if he can find it&period; Meanwhile&comma; the leaderless Autobots are in hiding due to the Hong Kong battle three years ago and are considered outlaws&comma; all with Cade Yeager &lpar;Mark Wahlberg&rpar;&comma; by all the governments on Earth&period; What could make this movie more interesting&quest; There are giant metallic horns slowing popping up in different locations around the world&period; As doom slowly approaches Earth&comma; all seems lost&period; Yet&comma; if our heroes can find Merlin&&num;8217&semi;s staff &lpar;&&num;8230&semi; yeah&comma; Merlin&comma; knights of the round table and all that&rpar; Earth could be saved&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I&&num;8217&semi;m gonna start with the whole Merlin time period because with each movie it seems like the amount of time the Transformers have been on Earth gets longer and longer&period; Now&comma; apparently&comma; the Transformers have thrown on some chainmail and pulled up a seat next to King Arthur&comma; for the greater good&period; The storyline for this one is so choppy and incoherent it&&num;8217&semi;s not even funny&period; Then again neither were most of the jokes they tried to pull off&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s like they came up with several different ideas for the movie&comma; couldn&&num;8217&semi;t decide which one to use and said&colon; &&num;8220&semi;F&ast;&ast;&ast; it&comma; use &&num;8217&semi;em all&excl;&&num;8221&semi; Cause that&&num;8217&semi;s how it feels when watching it&period; There are so many plot holes in this one&comma; it actually hurt my head trying to get around them&period; Another thing that killed the movie for me was the attention-grabbing or pointless characters they threw into the story like Mohawk or Sqweeks&comma;for example&period; Then there are the random things they throw in that did nothing for the story like the &&num;8220&semi;baby&&num;8221&semi; Dinobots&period; Speaking of which&comma; where did the babies even come from&quest; Seriously&comma; if you can answer that question I would appreciate it because the movie doesn&&num;8217&semi;t explain it&period; I&&num;8217&semi;ve now seen this movie twice because I was thinking I missed something on the first viewing that answered questions and brought it all together&period; Well&comma; I was right on the missed a few things part&comma; but what I missed actually brought more questions by the time it was over&period; I now feel worse about the movie than I did before and I didn&&num;8217&semi;t think that was possible&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129968" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129968" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129968 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;27124540&sol;The-Transformers-The-Last-Knight-still-3-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129968" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&comma; Paramount Pictures<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>It has a hundred and fifty-five minute run time and I felt every one of those minutes being taken from me&period; While watching this movie I felt like Alex during the aversion therapy in <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;title&sol;tt0066921&sol;"><em>A Clockwork Orange<&sol;em><&sol;a> &lpar;1975&rpar;&&num;8230&semi; minus the straps&comma; eye drops&comma; and Beethoven&period; For those that haven&&num;8217&semi;t seen Clockwork&period; Alex is strapped to a chair and forced to watch horrible images&period; Afterwards&comma; any thoughts or acts of those images made him sick&period; Luckily&comma; my therapy wasn&&num;8217&semi;t as hardcore as Alex&&num;8217&semi;s but after watching this movie I&&num;8217&semi;m stuck with that same sick feeling anytime I think about Transformers&period; Bay&&num;8217&semi;s need for big and random explosions overrode any sense of story editing&period; Like let&&num;8217&semi;s make a giant Transformer pop up in the middle of the road&comma; cause some chaos &lpar;queue explosions&rpar; and then disappear&period; A hundred-foot-robot just came and went and everyone is more concerned with going after a human&quest; By the way&comma; that&&num;8217&semi;s the last time we see that Transformer in the movie&comma; it just left during a fight&period; Where to&quest; Who knows&comma; maybe to go get a giant robot size ice cream cone or something&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Some of the cast you&&num;8217&semi;ll see is Mark Wahlberg &lpar;<em>Lone Survivor<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Anthony Hopkins &lpar;<em>Silence of the Lambs<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Josh Duhamel &lpar;<em>Transformers<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Laura Haddock &lpar;<em>Guardians of the Galaxy<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Jerrod Carmichael &lpar;<em>Neighbors<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Gemma Chan &lpar;<em>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Isabela Moner &lpar;<em>Middle School&colon; The Worst Years of My Life<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Santiago Cabrera &lpar;<em>The Life of Fish<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; John Turturro &lpar;<em>O Brother&comma; Where Art Thou&quest;<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Stanley Tucci &lpar;<em>The Hunger Games<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; Glenn Morshower &lpar;<em>Transformers&colon; Dark of the Moon&rpar;<&sol;em> and the voice work was done by Peter Cullen &lpar;Optimus Prime&rpar;&comma; Erik Aadahl &lpar;Bumblebee&rpar;&comma; John Goodman &lpar;Hound&rpar;&comma; Ken Watanabe &lpar;Drift&rpar;&comma; John DiMaggio &lpar;Crosshairs&rpar;&comma; Jim Carter &lpar;Cogman&rpar;&comma; Omar Sy &lpar;Hot Rod&rpar;&comma; Reno Wilson &lpar;Sqweeks&rpar;&comma; Tom Kenny &lpar;Wheelie&rpar;&comma; Steve Buscemi &lpar;Daytrader&rpar;&comma; Frank Welker &lpar;Megatron&rpar;&comma; Jess Harnell &lpar;Barricade&rpar;&comma; Reno Wilson &lpar;Mohawk&rpar;&comma; John DiMaggio and Steven Barr &lpar;Nito Zeus&rpar;&period; As far as the cast goes&comma; everyone did as good of a job as they could&&num;8217&semi;ve with what they were given&period; I will same it was kind of hard taking Wahlberg&&num;8217&semi;s character serious though because they continue to stick with the same character formula for the main star&comma; which is one part bumbling idiot and one part superhuman&period; Now&comma; Hopkins is someone I&&num;8217&semi;ve always enjoyed watching in films&comma; but not in this one&period; While his character seemed to know and understand everything that was going on around him&comma; Hopkins seemed unsure in his scenes and came off like he was just lifelessly saying what was in the script&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129969" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129969" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129969 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;27124635&sol;The-Transformers-The-Last-Knight-still-2-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129969" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&comma; Paramount Pictures<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>As you can read&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t have a lot of good things to say about Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&comma; but I can say&comma; just like the past films&comma; that the special effects are eyeball frying awesome&period; If nothing else&comma; Bay keeps it constant by always making sure the effects are strong&period; The sets and scenery are some of the film&&num;8217&semi;s highlights&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Side note&colon; The film is rated PG-13 for violence and language&period; Sadly&comma; the language is what really bothers me about the Transformers movies&period; They could&&num;8217&semi;ve gone with more of a PG rating like the Star Wars movies did&comma; still kept the violence and been more kid-friendly&period; Instead&comma; like giggling school kids&comma; the writers like to try and slip in an F-bomb while trying to stop the world from blowing up&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;129970" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-129970" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption alignnone"><img class&equals;"wp-image-129970 size-large" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;09&sol;27124749&sol;The-Transformers-The-Last-Knight-still-4-1024x638&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"623" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-129970" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Transformers&colon; The Last Knight&comma; Paramount Pictures<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>For all you die-hard fans&comma; Transformers&colon; The Last Knight had a Blu-ray release on September 26th&comma; 2017 and here&&num;8217&semi;s the what you&&num;8217&semi;ll see in the bonus features&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&ast; Merging Mythologies&colon; A detailed look at how the film intersects with the Arthurian era and World War II&period; It includes narrative details&comma; crafting the ancient Transformers&comma; props and set pieces&comma; casting&comma; and more&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&ast; Climbing the Ranks&colon; This supplement examines the military characters who appear in the film and their role in the story&comma; actor preparations for the parts&comma; shooting intense action scenes&comma; working alongside real Navy SEALs&comma; filming locations&comma; and more&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&ast; The Royal Treatment&colon; Transformers in the UK&colon; An in-depth look at shooting key scenes in England&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s a broad&comma; all-encompassing piece that focuses on far more than filming locations and offers some interesting anecdotes&comma; such as how the crew had to be careful not to break any treasured antiquities at some of the locations&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&ast; Motors and Magic&colon; This piece takes a close look at several key characters&colon; Optimus Prime&comma; Bumblebee&comma; Hot Rod&comma; Hound&comma; Crosshairs&comma; Drift&comma; Cogman&comma; Sqweeks&comma; Day Trader&comma; Megatron&comma; Barricade&comma; and Mohawk&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&ast; Alien Landscape&colon; Cybertron&colon; A look at the role Quintessa and the Transformers&&num;8217&semi; homeworld play in the film&period;<br &sol;>&NewLine;One More Giant Effin&&num;8217&semi; Movie&colon; A rapid-fire look at the Bayhem on the set&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Overall&comma; as an adult&comma; this is the worst of the Transformers movies&comma; but the kids will like watching the giant robots bumping into each other&comma; even though neither of you will understand why they&&num;8217&semi;re doing it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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