Uncharted Review – An Average Adventure But Ultimately Forgettable

Sony's adventure game gets a ho-hum film.

Mark Wahlberg and Tom Holland in Uncharted

<p>I thought about playing the <em>Uncharted<&sol;em> video games before seeing the movie but decided against it&period; After all&comma; this isn&&num;8217&semi;t a franchise with some heavy lore akin to <em>Warcraft<&sol;em> or <em>Resident Evil&period;<&sol;em> It&&num;8217&semi;s an adventure game series and would seem to be the most serviceable of genres for the film&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The keyword is serviceable&period; <em>Uncharted<&sol;em> is one of those games where you look at it and can imagine it as a movie&period; Not a good movie but a movie all the same&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Perhaps someone thought it would make a good movie but not when compared to the other adventure movies of this crowded genre&period; In this arena&comma; <em>Uncharted<&sol;em> comes off like a typical adventure picture&period; It doesn&&num;8217&semi;t make it terrible but it does make for a film that is certainly not going to be a highlight among the likes of <em>Indiana Jones<&sol;em> or <em>National Treasure<&sol;em>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;176747" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-176747" style&equals;"width&colon; 930px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-176747" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2022&sol;02&sol;25140800&sol;2693&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"930" height&equals;"558" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-176747" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Mark Wahlberg and Tom Holland in Uncharted<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Young Adventurer<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Fans of the games will no doubt cite the failures of such a picture lie within the choices&period; Exhibit A would most likely be casting <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm4043618&sol;">Tom Holland<&sol;a> in the role of Nathan Drake&period; Given that Holland doesn&&num;8217&semi;t look as tall or gruff&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s a bit hard to buy him in the role&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In fact&comma; Holland&&num;8217&semi;s physique becomes a running gag of the picture&period; Whether it&&num;8217&semi;s someone commenting on his height or failing to land a kick&comma; the filmmakers seem keenly aware that Holland is not a rough-and-tumble adventurer&period; He also can&&num;8217&semi;t muster much of a New Yorker accent that he struggles to adopt but the film really wants us to believe he can pull it off&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Anyway&comma; Nathan is established as someone who grew up loving history and artifacts&period; As an adult&comma; he becomes a bartender who specializes in stealing from people&period; So it&&num;8217&semi;s only a matter of time to become a fortune seeker&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Experienced Adventurer<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Taking note of Nathan&&num;8217&semi;s talents are Sully &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000242&sol;">Mark Wahlberg<&sol;a>&rpar;&comma; a man who has been swiping valuable artifacts for quite some time&period; Nathan isn&&num;8217&semi;t interested in his offer for a globe-trotting treasure hunt until Sully reveals he&&num;8217&semi;s looking for the Magellan expedition ships&period; Since that&&num;8217&semi;s someone his brother was originally looking for&comma; Nathan takes on this adventure&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The two become mismatched buddy duo who venture around the globe&period; Or at least that&&num;8217&semi;s what the film wants us to believe&period; The truth is that Holland and Wahlberg just don&&num;8217&semi;t have much of a dynamic charm&period; They try to have some comradery in their banter but their charm is just dead in the water&period; The flat jokes between them are incredibly awkward&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;176748" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-176748" style&equals;"width&colon; 1920px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-176748" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2022&sol;02&sol;25140822&sol;YJtbJnpHbE9ZLwka8Jz9PW&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1920" height&equals;"1080" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-176748" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Sophia Ali and Tom Holland in Uncharted<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Typical Tropes<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>There are some supporting characters but they do little more than snugly fit the adventure format tropes and little more&period; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000104&sol;">Antonio Banderas<&sol;a> is our greedy villain who feels he&&num;8217&semi;s entitled to the treasure&period; Not a whole lot more to his character than that and Banderas is so used to these villain roles I doubt he had to prepare much for such a performance&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1496115&sol;">Sophia Ali<&sol;a> plays the deceiving love interest for Sully who will happily betray him if there&&num;8217&semi;s a fortune for herself&period; That deception may be twisty but not when her character&&num;8217&semi;s traits become so paint-by-numbers&period; Her performance also feels rather standard but is at least more physical&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>But the most physical of all performances and best performances are overall is from <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm6616259&sol;">Tati Gabrielle<&sol;a>&period; She plays the mercenary Jo Braddock and she&&num;8217&semi;s a lot of fun as the villain&period; Whether it&&num;8217&semi;s because she never cracks lackluster one-liners or because she&&num;8217&semi;s fierce in her fights&comma; she&&num;8217&semi;s a highlight&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Decent Action<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Where <em>Uncharted<&sol;em> fails in its characters&comma; it almost makes up for with fast-paced action sequences&period; During the scene in Barcelona&comma; there&&num;8217&semi;s a moment where Nathan has to infiltrate an underground bar&period; He does so by showcasing his impressive bar skills while also combatting the competition&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The many fight scenes get quite thrilling with Wahlberg smashing into glass and Holland dangling from light fixtures on high ceilings&period; Even the climax is pretty pleasing to the eyes with old ships dangling in the sky&comma; crashing into each other&period; If only that sequence wasn&&num;8217&semi;t ruined by Holland trying to crack some lukewarm pirate jokes&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">The Cameo<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>What perplexed me about such a picture is the inclusion of the cameo by Nolan North&period; Fans of the game will know him as the voice of Nathan Drake&period; But do the filmmakers expect general audiences to catch the reference&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And&comma; yes&comma; you do need to know this to get the joke&period; The film stops so North can hear about Holland&&num;8217&semi;s plane stunt and amid &&num;8220&semi;I think that happened to me once&period;&&num;8221&semi; Fans may smirk but most audiences will be raising eyebrows&comma; asking who this is and why he is in this picture&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;176746" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-176746" style&equals;"width&colon; 1088px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-176746" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2022&sol;02&sol;25140737&sol;Uncharted01&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"1088" height&equals;"612" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-176746" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Mark Wahlberg and Tom Holland in Uncharted<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center">Conclusion&colon; <em>Uncharted<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Maybe it&&num;8217&semi;s just because I&&num;8217&semi;m not all that big a fan of the games&comma; but <em>Uncharted<&sol;em> is just passive and forgettable rather than being a travesty of a picture&period; As an adventure film&comma; is it&&num;8217&semi;s okay&period; The action sequences are big and exciting but the crucial buddy dynamic is mostly dead in the water&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>There&&num;8217&semi;s just not a lot here to either praise or punish&comma; existing in this mediocre white space of movies that deliver on the barebones of the genre and make for a numb experience&period; To channel the quotation of Bison from the <em>Street Fighter<&sol;em> movie&comma; to fans&comma; this movie probably seemed like the worst video game movie ever made for tarnishing such a franchise&period; But to me&comma; it was just another adventure film&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>Did you see <&sol;strong><&sol;em><strong>Uncharted <&sol;strong><em><strong>in theaters&quest; Was it faithful to the games&quest; How does it stack up next to other video game movies&quest; Is it better than <&sol;strong><&sol;em><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;jungle-cruise-review-a-fairly-fun-summer-adventure-flick&sol;"><strong>Jungle Cruise<&sol;strong><&sol;a><em><strong> as an adventure picture&quest; Let us know in the comments below&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; Uncharted&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;bad">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">4<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>A lukewarm adventure film for the popular video game franchise&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Strong action sequences&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Decent special effects and stunts&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Lacking in character chemistry&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Archetypes too standard&period;<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Humor that falls flat&period;<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Final Score<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">4<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 40&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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