Once Upon a Time: ‘The Darkness on the Edge of Town’ Review

<p>You can’t go home again – that is&comma; not if you’re Mr&period; Gold&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s been six weeks since Frozen left our lives and Belle booted out everyone’s favorite dealmaker from Storybrooke&period; <em>The Darkness on the Edge of Town <&sol;em>reset the board with new players and new secrets&comma; but also made sure to show us just how together Rumple is compared to his peers&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Some Spoilers Follow<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>First things first – yes&comma; we got more Mr&period;Gold&sol;Rumplestiltskin this episode and dare I say&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s about time&period; Sitting out a nauseating half-season of <em>Frozen<&sol;em> might&&num;8217&semi;ve left him better off&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s hurt to see the show&&num;8217&semi;s most valuable player out the limelight and albeit strangely&period; So be it that for the first time in the present day&comma; Rumple&&num;8217&semi;s finally accepted his fate because an evil Rumple&&num;8217&semi;s long been the best Rumple&period; On the lam from Storybrooke&&num;8217&semi;s crowd&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s Ursula&&num;8217&semi;s Manhattan apartment that we find him sulking in a bowl of ramen and along with her fish tank &lpar;Little Mermaid references and all that&rpar;&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s up to him to get off his butt and round up a gang of only the very best fairy tale femme fatales to take back the town – Ursula&comma; Cruella de Ville&comma; minus the present-day&&num;8217&semi;s Maleficent&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Darkness-at-the-Edge-of-Town-Mr&period;-Gold-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-78590 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Darkness-at-the-Edge-of-Town-Mr&period;-Gold-BagoGames-300x188&period;jpg" alt&equals;"OUAT S4 'Darkness at the Edge of Town' Mr&period; Gold BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"188" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s nothing but a smart story arc putting Rumple on the edge and watching him build his way up to his golden pedestal than the ease with which he&&num;8217&semi;s dominated this series thus far&period; Robert Carlyle&&num;8217&semi;s best when he&&num;8217&semi;s spinning language and his door-to-door super villainess pitches to each of his evil dearies made for quite an amusing montage&period; He&&num;8217&semi;s certainly the best motivational speaker here and we can thank Disney for being the one studio that&&num;8217&semi;d ever dare to show such a thing as a &&num;8220&semi;Devil&&num;8221&semi; license plate for a certain dog-hating villainess&comma; much less include a sheepish-looking Rumple at a drive-thru on the way back home&period; Hil-ar-i-ous&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;Why can&&num;8217&semi;t we be friends&quest;&&num;8221&semi; might very well have been the theme of our episode&comma; than it weirds me out about just how <em>chummy<&sol;em> Emma and Regina have gotten in episodes past&period; Guess enduring <em>Frozen<&sol;em> with the person you hate does that to anyone&period; Even Lana Parrilla and Jennifer Morrison seem more comfortable with each other&comma; whether they&&num;8217&semi;re joking about food or battling demons&period; At the very least&comma; it doesn&&num;8217&semi;t hurt that Parrilla gets the best lines admits the show&&num;8217&semi;s notoriously bad dialogue&period; You can always count on Regina to wonder just what&&num;8217&semi;s  destroying property values week after week in her usual deadpan delivery&period; There aren&&num;8217&semi;t many shows where someone could get away with the &&num;8220&semi;E-word&&num;8221&semi; joke&comma; and Parilla nails it every time&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Darkness-at-the-Edge-of-Town-Emma-Regina-BagoGames&period;png"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-78534 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;03&sol;OUAT-S4-Darkness-at-the-Edge-of-Town-Emma-Regina-BagoGames-300x188&period;png" alt&equals;"OUAT S4 'Darkness at the Edge of Town' Emma &amp&semi; Regina BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"188" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Fantasia hasn&&num;8217&semi;t left <em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em> yet and this episode finally brought us a Chernabog&period; Like last season&&num;8217&semi;s dabbling with the Sorcerer&&num;8217&semi;s Hat&comma; the surprise appearance was worth its weight in fan-service and a decent excuse for an action sequence&period; And it paved a silky smooth distraction to let Cruella&comma; Ursula&comma; and Rumple a backdoor into Storybrooke&period; If it was darkness the thing was looking for&comma; though&comma; I for one can never believe that it&&num;8217&semi;s in Emma&&num;8217&semi;s baleful eyes&period; Let it go Disney&comma; we all know it&&num;8217&semi;s always been – and always will be – Regina&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s true that we haven&&num;8217&semi;t really seen Emma tempted by her dark side much so far in the series &lpar;or at all&comma; honestly and I&&num;8217&semi;m wracking my brain to know what it could be to throw her over the edge and join Rumple&&num;8217&semi;s &&num;8220&semi;Queens of Darkness&&num;8221&semi; or whatever half-baked name they took out of a hat&period; Could it be something to do with whatever secret Snow and Charming are super paranoid about keeping hush-hush&quest; Or Snow or Charming dying this season&quest; I know I&&num;8217&semi;m a bad person for hoping it&&num;8217&semi;s both&comma; because Neil really needs some real&comma; observant parental figures right about now&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Storybrooke&&num;8217&semi;s gotten to be achingly familiar after four seasons and at the cost of sparing us any more Grumpy or Pinnochio stories for a change&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ll admit that Rumple&&num;8217&semi;s Not-So-Angels feel like fresh faces&period; <span style&equals;"line-height&colon; 1&period;5&semi;">Victoria Smurfit&&num;8217&semi;s arguably given Glenn Close a run for her money as Cruella de Ville as the haughty&comma; smoky-eyed devil in a &lpar;canine&quest;&rpar; coat everyone&&num;8217&semi;s loved to hate since<em> 101 Dalmatians<&sol;em>&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s difficult picturing her in a past Enchanted Forest and even harder still to believe the show makers did manage to give her a superpower&comma; odd as it is&period; <&sol;span>And Ursula&&num;8217&semi;s just there for her Doc Ock arms&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;ll be interesting to see them undo Storybrooke from within with Rumple as their ringleader and of course&comma; which of them can inevitably be redeemed&period; Based on track record alone&comma; my bet&&num;8217&semi;s on Cruella – even Glenn Close&&num;8217&semi;s Cruella got reformed for ten minutes by the time of <em>102 Dalmatians<&sol;em>&period; But nobody&&num;8217&semi;s ever static for too long in <em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em>&comma; especially Hook&comma; who I&&num;8217&semi;ve never decided whether I think he&&num;8217&semi;s just here to creep on Emma or legitimately graduated from a Goth-pirate rehab facility&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>The Darkness at the Edge of Town <&sol;em>was nothing amazing and nothing terrible – at best it was something of a menial start to a promising back end to a rocky fourths season for <em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em>&period; Whereas I found myself impressed with where<em> Frozen&&num;8217&semi;s <&sol;em>arc was leading to and so very soon was disappointed with the places where it didn&&num;8217&semi;t go&comma; I see potential in the arc here&comma; even if it&&num;8217&semi;s as rough around the edges as it is&period; If there&&num;8217&semi;s anything I like&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s a Rumple led season&comma; and knowing the actor behind him&comma; that can&&num;8217&semi;t be all bad&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Once Upon a Time<&sol;em> airs Sunday nights on ABC at 8&sol;7 Central&period; Catch all the latest episodes at <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;abc&period;go&period;com&sol;shows&sol;once-upon-a-time">ABC&period;com<&sol;a> and all the latest reviews here at <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com">BagoGames<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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