Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – August 10, 2016

To infinity and beyond, Bagogamers! Did you succumb to the No Man’s Sky hype? Did you drink from Sony’s intergalactic kool-aid? Some of us here at the office have, while others simply refuse! If you’ve been playing it, what do you think? If you decided to pass on it, what are playing instead? Let us know, in haiku form!

Here’s what we’ve been playing:

Waited forever
Predownload clock ticking down
Now I’m Spaceman Spiff!
Corey Atwood – No Man’s Sky

 

Driving ‘round my Drone,
Killed a Rhino with C4.
Suddenly, Tigers!
Meg Humphries – Far Cry 4

 

Tiddy’s Quest For North
Whining about felling god
Sportsball Too Easy
Kailan May – Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster

 

This mushroom looks strange
Oh god, it’s attacking me
I’ll name it “Bad Trip”
Christopher Cross – No Man’s Sky

 

Into the TV.
Anime was a mistake.
This game is my life.
Harry Martin – Persona 4 Golden

 

Am I a Time Lord?
My dagger, it rewinds time
oh look a spike pit
Jerry Dobracki – Prince of Persia Trilogy HD

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