<p>Stop killing yourself at the gym and eating horribly disgusting diet food. Forget all those New Year’s resolutions and “new you” nonsense. We at Bagogames think you’re awesome just the way you are. Besides, it’s (probably) a scientific fact that the most appropriate way to celebrate the new year is by telling the world what you’ve been playing lately, in haiku form.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-97454" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/04092236/maxresdefault-1.jpg" alt="maxresdefault (1)" width="1280" height="720" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Flatter, flee, or spare..</strong><br />
<strong> These are my combat options?</strong><br />
<strong> I guess I’ll play nice.</strong><br />
<em>Corey Atwood &#8211; Undertale</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-97452" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/04092307/gears-of-war-ultimate-edition-3456-1.jpg" alt="gears-of-war-ultimate-edition-3456-1" width="1920" height="1080" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Like remastered games</strong><br />
<strong> Gears of War is pretty now</strong><br />
<strong> Look out there’s a Grub</strong><br />
<em>Jerry Dobracki &#8211; Gears of War: Ultimate Edition</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Most underrated,</strong><br />
<strong> Great story, action, graphics</strong><br />
<strong> Batman at his best.</strong><br />
<em>Chris Penwell &#8211; Batman: Arkham Knight</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The world is empty</strong><br />
<strong> Save for a dark mystery.</strong><br />
<strong> The truth’s in the light.</strong><br />
<em>Logan Schultz &#8211; Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-97501" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/04091940/fallout-4-settlement-1.png" alt="fallout-4-settlement (1)" width="1280" height="720" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Questing sure is fun!</strong><br />
<strong> …I’ve built 7 settlements.</strong><br />
<strong> I don’t leave my house.</strong><br />
<em>Meg Humphries &#8211; Fallout 4</em></p>

Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – January 06, 2016
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By Corey Atwood

- Categories: Opinion
- Tags: Humpday HaikusUndertale
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