<p>Since you&#8217;re reading this right now, we know you play video games. Also, since you&#8217;re reading a post about video game haikus, we know that you have a good sense of humor. Furthermore, since you are clearly an avid Bagogames reader, we know that you have good taste and are probably extremely good-looking. So tell us, what are all the good-looking people playing lately Let us know (in haiku form, obviously)!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what we&#8217;ve been playing:</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-102079" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/03215517/ark-survival-evolved-0512-02-1280x720-1024x576.jpg" alt="ark-survival-evolved-0512-02-1280x720" width="710" height="399" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I am exhausted</strong><br />
<strong> Crafting late into the night</strong><br />
<strong> Damn, I need some sleep</strong><br />
<em>Corey Atwood &#8211; ARK: Survival Evolved</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-102082" src="https://bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hitman-screen-online__1_-1024x576.jpg" alt="hitman-screen-online__1_" width="710" height="399" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I am the Hitman,</strong><br />
<strong> an unstoppable force of</strong><br />
<strong> nature and violence.</strong><br />
<em>Logan Schultz &#8211; Hitman</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-102165" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/03215013/Tiltagon-1024x576.jpg" alt="Tiltagon" width="710" height="399" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Take Control of Sphere</strong><br />
<strong> Manuever it to the goal</strong><br />
<strong> Watch out… Obstacles</strong><br />
<em>Josh Nichols &#8211; Tiltagon</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-102167" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/03214955/11-16masseffect-image35_2_l-1024x576.jpg" alt="11-16masseffect-image35_2_l" width="710" height="399" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>A mission gone wrong</strong><br />
<strong> A forgotten foe awakes</strong><br />
<strong> In the stars we fight</strong><br />
<em>Emma Harris &#8211; Mass Effect</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-102168" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/03214937/2998288-dn-1024x576.jpg" alt="2998288-dn" width="710" height="399" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>They took all the Babes?</strong><br />
<strong> Gonna rip &#8217;em a new one!</strong><br />
<strong> Come get some, baby.</strong><br />
<em>Meg Humphries &#8211; Duke Nukem 3D</em></p>

Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – March 16, 2016
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By Corey Atwood

- Categories: Opinion
- Tags: ARK seriesDuke NukemHitmanHumpday HaikusMass EffectXbox
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