Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – March 16, 2016

Since you’re reading this right now, we know you play video games. Also, since you’re reading a post about video game haikus, we know that you have a good sense of humor. Furthermore, since you are clearly an avid Bagogames reader, we know that you have good taste and are probably extremely good-looking. So tell us, what are all the good-looking people playing lately Let us know (in haiku form, obviously)!

Here’s what we’ve been playing:

I am exhausted
Crafting late into the night
Damn, I need some sleep
Corey Atwood – ARK: Survival Evolved

 

I am the Hitman,
an unstoppable force of
nature and violence.
Logan Schultz – Hitman

 

Take Control of Sphere
Manuever it to the goal
Watch out… Obstacles
Josh Nichols – Tiltagon

 

A mission gone wrong
A forgotten foe awakes
In the stars we fight
Emma Harris – Mass Effect

 

They took all the Babes?
Gonna rip ’em a new one!
Come get some, baby.
Meg Humphries – Duke Nukem 3D

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