Scientifically speaking, the haiku is, hands down, the most efficient and entertaining way to produce a “What we’ve been playing” article. Trust us, it’s science, and science doesn’t lie.
So, here is some video game poetry, scientifically proven to be better than anything else you’ll read today.
Beta, please come back
The power of the Dark Side
Rebel scum must die!
Corey Atwood – Star Wars Battlefront Beta
New Tony Hawk Game
bought because of nostalgia
older games better
Jerry Dobracki – Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5
A crowd of monsters
Made an interesting game
Try Blues and Bullets
Mike Mahoney – Blues and Bullets
Oh MGS V
Stealth, action, graphics sublime
How will I have the time?
Chris Penwell – Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain