<p>Scientifically speaking, the haiku is, hands down, the most efficient and entertaining way to produce a “What we’ve been playing” article. Trust us, it’s science, and science doesn’t lie.</p>
<p>So, here is some video game poetry, scientifically proven to be better than anything else you’ll read today.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124908/battlefront3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-93132" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124908/battlefront3.jpg" alt="battlefront3" width="970" height="546" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Beta, please come back</strong><br />
<strong> The power of the Dark Side</strong><br />
<strong> Rebel scum must die!</strong><br />
<em>Corey Atwood &#8211; Star Wars Battlefront Beta</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124957/17717751-mmmain.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-93129" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124957/17717751-mmmain.jpg" alt="17717751-mmmain" width="620" height="334" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>New Tony Hawk Game</strong><br />
<strong> bought because of nostalgia</strong><br />
<strong> older games better</strong><br />
<em>Jerry Dobracki &#8211; Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124945/maxresdefault-1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-93130" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124945/maxresdefault-1.jpg" alt="maxresdefault (1)" width="1920" height="1080" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>A crowd of monsters</strong><br />
<strong> Made an interesting game</strong><br />
<strong> Try Blues and Bullets</strong><br />
<em>Mike Mahoney &#8211; Blues and Bullets</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124840/maxresdefault-2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-93144" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/04124840/maxresdefault-2.jpg" alt="maxresdefault (2)" width="1280" height="720" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Oh MGS V</strong><br />
<strong> Stealth, action, graphics sublime</strong><br />
<strong> How will I have the time?</strong><br />
<em>Chris Penwell &#8211; Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain</em></p>

Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – October 14, 2015
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By Corey Atwood

- Categories: Opinion
- Tags: Humpday HaikusStar WarsTony Hawk's Pro Skater
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