<p>Have you been dying to both read some short, original, gaming-themed poetry and know what the Bago staff has been playing lately? If so, this is the greatest internet article you&#8217;ll read all day. If not, what&#8217;s the matter with you?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04133041/gta_online_freemode-660x330.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-92144" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04133041/gta_online_freemode-660x330.jpg" alt="gta_online_freemode-660x330" width="660" height="330" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Freemode Events, cool</strong><br />
<strong> Now, lots of ways to make cash</strong><br />
<strong> Loading screens still suck.</strong><br />
<em>Corey Atwood &#8211; GTA: Online</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04133031/B002BS47TE.05.lg_.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-92145" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04133031/B002BS47TE.05.lg_.jpg" alt="B002BS47TE.05.lg" width="800" height="453" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Take a combat nap,</strong><br />
<strong> Sleep heals all the combat wounds</strong><br />
<strong> Metal Geee-aaar, noooooo!</strong><br />
<em>Kailan May &#8211; Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04133017/2839074-darksoulsrip-2-1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-92146" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04133017/2839074-darksoulsrip-2-1.jpg" alt="DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin_20150325143737" width="1920" height="1080" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Armor is heavy</strong><br />
<strong> You Died Over and Over</strong><br />
<strong> Need Better Armor</strong><br />
<em>Jerry Dobracki &#8211; Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04132845/18fqj8pw2ssyupng-1.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-92171" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04132845/18fqj8pw2ssyupng-1.png" alt="18fqj8pw2ssyupng (1)" width="640" height="360" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Everything was fine</strong><br />
<strong> darkness came to our island</strong><br />
<strong> we found Kairi’s heart</strong><br />
<em>Eleni DiCarlo &#8211; Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04132830/tomb-raider-2013-screen-11.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-92172" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04132830/tomb-raider-2013-screen-11.jpg" alt="tomb-raider-2013-screen-11" width="1920" height="1080" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Ow, ow, ow, my leg</strong><br />
<strong> Archeology sure hurts</strong><br />
<strong> Am I still Alive?!</strong><br />
<em>Tim Gruver &#8211; Tomb Raider</em></p>

Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – September 23, 2015
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By Corey Atwood

- Categories: Opinion
- Tags: Dark SoulsGTA OnlineHumpday HaikusMetal Gear Solid
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