Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku – September 23, 2015

Have you been dying to both read some short, original, gaming-themed poetry and know what the Bago staff has been playing lately? If so, this is the greatest internet article you’ll read all day. If not, what’s the matter with you?

Freemode Events, cool
Now, lots of ways to make cash
Loading screens still suck.
Corey Atwood – GTA: Online

 

Take a combat nap,
Sleep heals all the combat wounds
Metal Geee-aaar, noooooo!
Kailan May – Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

 

Armor is heavy
You Died Over and Over
Need Better Armor
Jerry Dobracki – Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin

 

Everything was fine
darkness came to our island
we found Kairi’s heart
Eleni DiCarlo – Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix

 

Ow, ow, ow, my leg
Archeology sure hurts
Am I still Alive?!
Tim Gruver – Tomb Raider

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