Remember that time you wished for a recurring feature where all the Bago writers told you what they’ve been playing lately in the form of a haiku? Remember? Ronald Reagan was there and Burt Reynolds was playing volleyball against a scorpion made of jelly. This is a thing that totally happened and definitely wasn’t a whiskey induced dream I had.
Well, either way, your wish has been granted! Here’s what we’ve been playing (in Haiku form)!
Mother Base survives
Big Boss awake and alive
Kept you waiting, huh?
Christopher Cross – Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Done With Witcher 3
Free PSN games for now
Rocket League so much
Corey Atwood – Witcher 3, Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, Lara Croft & The Temple of Osiris, Rocket League
I play as boss Snake
Saving young Chico and Paz
My chopper explodes
Jerry Dobracki – Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Persona 3 hard,
Keep dying a lot, sod it,
Metal Gear Solid.
Kailan May – Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Persona 3: Portable
Hunting monsters now,
next Deviljho sits on me,
good bye tomorrow
Eleni DiCarlo – Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
What’s your Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haiku? Let us know in the comments!