Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haikus – December 14, 2016

Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix

How are you holding up? Are you Ok? Did you make it through the politically charged, Thanksgiving dinner conversation with with your drunk relatives? Did you manage to avoid being trampled by the Black Friday hordes? If you’re still standing, join us as we pour one out for those who didn’t make it. The holiday season is halfway over, so take care. Now relax and go play some games! What have you been playing while you take shelter from the holiday storm? Let us know, in haiku form! (Hey, that kinda rhymed!)

Here’s what we’ve been playing:

Splatoon, Nintendo

Inking up the place
Staying fresh with the squid kids
Wait, water kills them?
Corey Atwood – Splatoon

 

Bulletstorm, Electronic Arts

Cliffy B is great
Under the radar this is
Soon the remaster
Jerry Dobracki – Bulletstorm

 

Dying Light, Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment

Leap from ledge to ledge
Dropkick the walking undead
Boss fight QTE
Kailan May – Dying Light

 

Mass Effect 2, Electronic Arts

Shepard and the crew
Is dark matter a plot point?
Scrap it! New Ending!
Josh Nichols – Mass Effect 2

 

Monster Hunter Generations, Capcom

I hear stream gurgling
Soft sounds are calming until
Screams warn of danger
Eleni DiCarlo – Monster Hunter Generations

 

Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix

The World of Eos
Four Friends Journey Together
Searching for the Truth
Alexx Aplin – Final Fantasy XV

 

Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix

It’s exam season
And there’s a brand new FF
Just what I needed
Chris Penwell – Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix

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