Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haikus – March 08, 2017

<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s been a big week in the industry with the launch of not just one&comma; but two highly anticipated action RPGs&period; So have you been overriding robots in Guerrilla Games&&num;8217&semi; gorgeous new IP&comma; or have you been solving Hyrulian shrine puzzles with your Sheikah Slate in Nintendo&&num;8217&semi;s flagship launch title for the Switch&quest; Both games are not only being fawned over by critics&comma; but they both are said to be 50&plus; hours in length&comma; so if you&&num;8217&semi;re trying to play both&comma; don&&num;8217&semi;t forget to occasionally eat and sleep in real life&excl; If neither of these mega releases tickle your fancy&comma; perhaps you&&num;8217&semi;ve been playing the <em>Ghost Recon&colon; Wildlands<&sol;em> beta&quest; Let us know&comma; in haiku form&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Here&&num;8217&semi;s what we&&num;8217&semi;ve been playing&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;120881" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-120881" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-large wp-image-120881" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;03&sol;08143642&sol;resident&lowbar;evil&lowbar;5&lowbar;large&lowbar;1-1024x576&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Resident Evil 5&comma; Capcom" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"563" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-120881" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Resident Evil 5&comma; Capcom<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>Redfield sure is jacked<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Uroboros is nasty<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Sheva sure wastes health<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<em>Jerry Dobracki &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;twitter&period;com&sol;Superjerry13">&commat;Superjerry13<&sol;a>&rpar; &&num;8211&semi; Resident Evil 5<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;120885" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-120885" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-large wp-image-120885" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;03&sol;08144504&sol;Zelda-Bokoblin-1024x576&period;jpg" alt&equals;"The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&comma; Nintendo" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"563" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-120885" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&comma; Nintendo<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>Bokoblins fear me<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Backflips&comma; flurries&comma; slash them up<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Uh oh&comma; my sword broke…<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<em>Corey Atwood <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;twitter&period;com&sol;catwo0d">&lpar;&commat;catwo0d&rpar;<&sol;a> &&num;8211&semi; The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;120886" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-120886" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-large wp-image-120886" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;03&sol;08144608&sol;ghost-recon-wildlands-beta-4k-screenshots-6-1024x576&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon&colon; Wildlands&comma; Ubisoft" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"563" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-120886" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Tom Clancy&&num;8217&semi;s Ghost Recon&colon; Wildlands&comma; Ubisoft<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>Bolivian coke<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Let’s build walls around cocaine<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Where is Sam Fisher&quest;<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<em>Christopher Cross &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;twitter&period;com&sol;hammerkopcross">&commat;Hammerkopcross<&sol;a>&rpar; &&num;8211&semi; Tom Clancy&&num;8217&semi;s Ghost Recon&colon; Wildlands<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;120883" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-120883" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-large wp-image-120883" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;03&sol;08143659&sol;zelda&lowbar;breath&lowbar;of&lowbar;the&lowbar;wild&lowbar;2017&lowbar;2&period;0-1024x576&period;jpg" alt&equals;"The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&comma; Nintendo" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"563" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-120883" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&comma; Nintendo<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>Mountains&comma; Valleys&comma; Lakes<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Explore heights across the land<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> Other devs&comma; check this<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<em>Josh Nichols &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;twitter&period;com&sol;Mrjoshnichols">&commat;MrJoshnichols<&sol;a>&rpar; &&num;8211&semi; The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;120882" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-120882" style&equals;"width&colon; 1000px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-large wp-image-120882" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2017&sol;03&sol;08143651&sol;zelda&lowbar;breath&lowbar;play-1024x576&period;jpeg" alt&equals;"The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&comma; Nintendo" width&equals;"1000" height&equals;"563" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-120882" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild&comma; Nintendo<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>goddess gentle winds<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> engulf Hyrule’s sacred land<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<strong> to bring back the light<&sol;strong><br &sol;>&NewLine;<em>Eleni DiCarlo &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;twitter&period;com&sol;EleniDiCarlo">&commat;EleniDiCarlo<&sol;a>&rpar; &&num;8211&semi; The Legend of Zelda&colon; Breath of the Wild<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;