<p>You look terrible. When was the last time you slept, or ate anything nutritious? Have you brushed your teeth within the last 24 hours? When was the last time you stepped outside and took a breath of fresh air? It&#8217;s probably been awhile, but we totally understand! Between <em>Horizon Zero Dawn</em>, <em>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild</em> and now, <em>Mass Effect: Andromeda</em>, who&#8217;s got time for anything else? Have you been playing any of these massive RPGs, or does something else have its hooks in you? Let us know, in haiku form!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what we&#8217;ve been playing:</p>
<figure id="attachment_121680" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-121680" style="width: 1000px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="wp-image-121680 size-large" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/21133802/moblin-zelda-botw-1024x576.jpg" alt="moblin-zelda-botw" width="1000" height="563" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-121680" class="wp-caption-text">The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo</figcaption></figure>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I must reach that shrine</strong><br />
<strong> I&#8217;ve climbed so high, almost there</strong><br />
<strong> Oh no, is that rain?</strong><br />
<em>Corey Atwood &#8211; The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<figure id="attachment_121685" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-121685" style="width: 1000px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-large wp-image-121685" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/21133943/Atelier-Firis-_The-Alchemist-and-the-Mysterious-Journey__20170304221613-1024x576.jpg" alt="Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey, Koei Tecmo" width="1000" height="563" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-121685" class="wp-caption-text">Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey, Koei Tecmo</figcaption></figure>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Artful Alchemy</strong><br />
<strong> Creating new from the Old</strong><br />
<strong> A Journey With Friends</strong><br />
<em>Alexx Aplin &#8211; Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<figure id="attachment_121687" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-121687" style="width: 1000px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-large wp-image-121687" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/21134131/pokemon_sun_moon_header-1024x576.png" alt="Pokemon Sun, The Pokemon Company International" width="1000" height="563" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-121687" class="wp-caption-text">Pokemon Sun, The Pokemon Company International</figcaption></figure>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Back to the backlog</strong><br />
<strong> Fighting the “hard” elite four</strong><br />
<strong> The story goes on</strong><br />
<em>Chris Penwell &#8211; Pokemon Sun</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<figure id="attachment_121679" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-121679" style="width: 1000px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-large wp-image-121679" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/21133755/zelda_breath_of_the_wild_switch_7-1024x576.png" alt="The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo" width="1000" height="563" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-121679" class="wp-caption-text">The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo</figcaption></figure>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>These beasts do not stop,</strong><br />
<strong> cannot stop, my trek. My quest</strong><br />
<strong> The Blood Moon rises</strong><br />
<em>Meg Humphries &#8211; The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild</em></p>
<p> ;</p>
<figure id="attachment_121678" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-121678" style="width: 1000px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-large wp-image-121678" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/21133729/breath-of-the-wild-wolf-link-amiibo-trailer-1024x576.png" alt="The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo" width="1000" height="563" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-121678" class="wp-caption-text">The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo</figcaption></figure>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Her Legend Spoken</strong><br />
<strong> Memories lost, courage found</strong><br />
<strong> The Sword denies me</strong><br />
<em>Blake Humphries &#8211; The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild</em></p>
<figure id="attachment_122631" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-122631" style="width: 1000px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img class="size-large wp-image-122631" src="https://cdn.bagogames.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/22140242/2017032002063900-993B0B446253E7FDAAC3C1A7681F46FE-1024x576.jpg" alt="Fast RMX, Shin'en Multimedia" width="1000" height="563" /><figcaption id="caption-attachment-122631" class="wp-caption-text">Fast RMX, Shin&#8217;en Multimedia</figcaption></figure>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Lots of different tracks</strong><br />
<strong> Fast is an understatement</strong><br />
<strong> Still miss F-Zero</strong><br />
<em>Josh Nichols &#8211; Fast RMX</em></p>

Whatcha’ Playin’ Humpday Haikus – March 22, 2017
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By Corey Atwood

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo
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