You look terrible. When was the last time you slept, or ate anything nutritious? Have you brushed your teeth within the last 24 hours? When was the last time you stepped outside and took a breath of fresh air? It’s probably been awhile, but we totally understand! Between Horizon Zero Dawn, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and now, Mass Effect: Andromeda, who’s got time for anything else? Have you been playing any of these massive RPGs, or does something else have its hooks in you? Let us know, in haiku form!
Here’s what we’ve been playing:
I must reach that shrine
I’ve climbed so high, almost there
Oh no, is that rain?
Corey Atwood – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Artful Alchemy
Creating new from the Old
A Journey With Friends
Alexx Aplin – Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey
Back to the backlog
Fighting the “hard” elite four
The story goes on
Chris Penwell – Pokemon Sun
These beasts do not stop,
cannot stop, my trek. My quest
The Blood Moon rises
Meg Humphries – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Her Legend Spoken
Memories lost, courage found
The Sword denies me
Blake Humphries – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Lots of different tracks
Fast is an understatement
Still miss F-Zero
Josh Nichols – Fast RMX