Why Don’t We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet?

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<p>I just now got finished watching <em>JAWS<&sol;em> on Blu-ray and as I sat&comma; pondering on all of the HD gory glory that I had just witnessed&comma; a thought crossed my mind&colon; why don’t we have a good JAWS game yet&quest; Now&comma; I say &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;<i>good” <&sol;i>JAWS game because we have&comma; in fact&comma; been given a few JAWS games over the years&comma; but none of them have been any good&comma; unlike those addictive games on <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;frenchkissmag&period;com&sol;"><strong>벳무브<&sol;strong><&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;why-dont-we-have-a-good-jaws-game-yet&sol;jaws&sol;" rel&equals;"attachment wp-att-48996"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-48996 alignleft" title&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 1" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;07&sol;05185502&sol;Jaws&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 1" width&equals;"740" height&equals;"575" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In 1987 we were given our first video game treatment of the eponymous shark in LJN’s NES game simply titled <i>JAWS<&sol;i>&period; This game has two strikes against it&colon; for one&comma; it’s based mainly on the fourth movie&comma; and if anyone has seen the JAWS movies&comma; then you can agree with me that the fourth film is by FAR the worst of the four&comma; and that’s saying something because the third one really stinks&period; The other strike this game has against it is that it is just no dang good&period; I mean&comma; really&comma; this game sucks&period; Sucks bad&period; Sucks real bad&period; I remember playing it as a child and loving it&comma; but I also used to think that Carmen San Diego was a real criminal&period; The point is that people grow up and this horrible game did NOT age well&period; Not at all&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;48999" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-48999" style&equals;"width&colon; 320px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;why-dont-we-have-a-good-jaws-game-yet&sol;329948-jaws-the-computer-game-amiga-screenshot-all-divers-are-deads&sol;" rel&equals;"attachment wp-att-48999"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-48999 " title&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 2" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;07&sol;05185452&sol;329948-jaws-the-computer-game-amiga-screenshot-all-divers-are-deads&period;png" alt&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 2" width&equals;"320" height&equals;"200" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-48999" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Encouraging&excl;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">In 1989 we got another JAWS game&colon; <i>JAWS the Computer Game<&sol;i>&excl; Releasing on things like the Commodore 64&comma; Amiga and others&comma; players were tasked with finding the pieces of Chief Brody’s…um…&period; shark weapon&quest; Yeah&comma; I know&comma; it sounds really stupid&period; I’ve never played this one but it just looks awful&period; Simply awful&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>JAWS took a substantial hiatus after 1989 and didn’t reappear in his own game again until 2006 when Majesco released <i>JAWS Unleashed <&sol;i>for the Xbox and PS2&period; I was so excited for this one as I thought it would finally be the game JAWS fans like myself had been waiting for&period; This game had all the potential in the world&semi; you got to play as the shark in an open world environment and wreak all the havoc you wanted&period; How could it go wrong&quest; Well&comma; apparently&comma; in all ways possible&period; For one thing&comma; it controls like crap and the camera is defaulted to make your vision of the events as irritating as possible&period; Also&comma; the <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;why-dont-we-have-a-good-jaws-game-yet&sol;463024-ju2762screen1vh8&sol;" rel&equals;"attachment wp-att-49000"><img class&equals;"alignright size-full wp-image-49000" title&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 3" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;07&sol;05185444&sol;463024-ju2762screen1vh8&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 3" width&equals;"640" height&equals;"512" &sol;><&sol;a>promise of an open world is not exactly a promise…&period; it’s more like a lie&period; You have free reign in the sections of the ocean you are placed in&comma; but you cannot leave those areas until you’re done with the objective&period; At least the objectives are fun&period; Oh&comma; wait … no they’re not&period; They’re dumb&period; On the plus side however&comma; this game has the whole &OpenCurlyQuote;so bad it’s good’ thing going for it&period; There is plenty of stupid fun to be had here&comma; like biting off a scientist’s arm to use his keycard on a door and breaking into Seaworld to kill Shamu&period; This game is silly entertainment but it doesn’t do enough right to justify playing for the laughs&period; Too bad though&semi; I wanted to like it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Majesco tried again in October 2011 with a new JAWS title called <i>JAWS&colon; Ultimate Predator<&sol;i>&period; This title released on the Wii&comma; with a handheld version developed for the 3DS&period; <i>Ultimate Predator<&sol;i> played much like <i>JAWS Unleashed<&sol;i> in that you control the shark and complete random objectives&period; It was just as silly and stupid as its predecessor&period; At one point in the game you battle a giant underwater mech-style diving suit and you defeat it by giving it a vicious series of head butts and tail swipes&period; Does it sound stupid&quest; Well&comma; it is&period; Again&comma; it had the potential to be stupid fun but the gameplay itself just didn’t resonate with the public&period; Certainly not for the two members of the public that bought the game&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So&comma; after that rough trip down memory lane where are we left&quest; Much as we were before Nintendo ever released its first title&colon; in a world without a good JAWS game&period; The question is…why&quest; At this point in my life I find it nigh-unacceptable that someone hasn’t figured this out yet&period; With all the creativity that is oozing about the video game development community I can’t believe that no one has figured out how to make this work&period; The franchise itself&comma; specifically the first film&comma; is highly respected and as loved now as much as it ever was but unfortunately&comma; we video game fans have no JAWS title to be proud of&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;49001" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-49001" style&equals;"width&colon; 558px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;why-dont-we-have-a-good-jaws-game-yet&sol;emaqdi0xo9mawkv4mcdqubk0whkfzt3x&sol;" rel&equals;"attachment wp-att-49001"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-49001 " title&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 4" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2013&sol;07&sol;05185433&sol;eMAqdI0XO9maWkv4McDqUBk0whkFZt3X&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Why Don't We Have A Good JAWS Game Yet&quest; screenshot 4" width&equals;"558" height&equals;"419" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-49001" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">Remember this scene from the movie&quest; No&quest;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Now&comma; here’s the thing&colon; I’m not stupid&period; I understand that a good JAWS title is no easy feat&period; It’s not as if there’s much to do as a shark besides swim and eat&period; A couple of the JAWS games tried to add in some objectives but they ended up being rather silly&period; On the other hand&comma; playing as the human against the shark is not an easy sell either&period; I mean&comma; it’s not as if a shark can plan world domination and employ the help of other sharks to keep the hero at bay&period; I mean&comma; yes&comma; that game sounds AWESOME&comma; but it wouldn’t be a JAWS game&period; So&comma; yeah&comma; I understand that a true JAWS game would be difficult to do&comma; but I still want one&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It probably won’t happen&period; It’s a mere pipe dream of mine to play a true-blue JAWS game that captures the spirit of the film and employs good gameplay&period; I have no notion that I will ever sit down and enjoy this game but I think it could happen if the right developer ever got ahold of the license&period; Batman games were always awful until Rocksteady gave it a try&period; Spaghetti Western games were never playable until Rockstar gave us Red Dead Redemption&period; Transformer games were always cheap shovel-ware until High Moon Studios took a crack at it&period; My point is that no franchise is hopeless&semi; merely dormant until the right studio picks it up&period; Will it ever happen&quest; Well&comma; probably not&period; But a boy can dream&comma; can’t he&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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