X-Men: Apocalypse Review

X-Men: Apocalypse

(X-Men: Apocalypse, 20th Century Fox)

<p><em>It&&num;8217&semi;s <strong>X-Men<&sol;strong> week here at BagoGames in honor of the newly released film <strong>X-Men&colon; Apocalypse<&sol;strong>&comma; which clinched the &num;1 spot when it opened last weekend to &dollar;80M&period; Yesterday&comma; Chris and Dylan discussed the new film on the Film Fallout Podcast&comma; which you can listen to <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;film-fallout-podcast-17-x-men-apocalypse&sol;">HERE<&sol;a>&period; And be sure to stop by BagoGames tomorrow for a unique <strong>X-Men<&sol;strong> Retro Review&excl;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>En Sabah Nur is the most powerful mutant of them all&period; In 3600 BC&comma; an elaborate ceremony is held for the self-proclaimed god to transfer over to another body&period; By doing so&comma; he takes over that person&&num;8217&semi;s powers and accumulates it into what he already has&period; As the ceremony is held&comma; his worshippers betray him for whatever reason and his disciples fight to protect him&period; After a few gruesome moments of body-horror that is used on the people attempting to kill the mutant&comma; the disciples are murdered and plummet down to the depths of an Egyptian pyramid&period; En Sabah Nur manages to be protected by one of their superpowers before rocks crush him&period; This sets the tone for what you&&num;8217&semi;re about to see&colon; sometimes gruesome&comma; silly&comma; and absolutely ridiculous&comma; <em>X-Men&colon; Apocalypse<&sol;em> is a sprawling film that truly goes all over the place&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The original <em>X-Men<&sol;em> was the start of it all&period; Before the Marvel Cinematic Universe&comma; before the <em>Dark Knight<&sol;em> trilogy&comma; and before all the garbage in between&comma; <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0001741&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;ov&lowbar;dr">Bryan Singer<&sol;a> directed an adaptation of the origins of the beloved superheroes&period; Grounded yet magical&comma; <em>X-Men <&sol;em>was what everyone didn&&num;8217&semi;t know they were looking for&period; Singer came back with the superior <em>X2&colon; X-Men United<&sol;em>&comma; a film that is both vicious and loving&comma; both in tone and characterization&period; We had a bit of a rough patch &lpar;<em>X-Men&colon; The Last Stand<&sol;em>&comma; <em>X-Men Origins&colon; Wolverine<&sol;em>&rpar; until <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0891216&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;ov&lowbar;dr">Matthew Vaughn<&sol;a> came in to revitalize the franchise with <em>X-Men&colon; First Class&period;<&sol;em> After the magnificent stand-alone film&comma; <em>The Wolverine<&sol;em>&comma; the franchise showed that it had legs with <em>X-Men&colon; Days of Future Past&period; <&sol;em>Bryan Singer came back after over a decade to direct that spectacular entry&period; He decided to stick around for <em>X-Men Apocalypse&comma; <&sol;em>the final entry in this prequel trilogy&period; Does Singer pull off another <em>Days of Future Past<&sol;em> or does he fall into <em>Jack the Giant Slayer <&sol;em>territory&quest; The answer lies somewhere in the middle&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The main core characters are back from <em>First Class<&sol;em> and <em>Days of Future Past<&sol;em>&period; Charles Xavier &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0564215&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t1">James McAvoy<&sol;a>&rpar; is teaching kids how to control their abilities after his drug problem in the last film&period; Erik Lehnsherr&sol;Magneto &lpar;the still excellent <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1055413&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t3">Michael Fassbender<&sol;a>&rpar; lives under a pseudonym in Poland with his new wife and daughter while he works in a small factory&period; Raven&sol;Mystique &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm2225369&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;tt&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t7">Jennifer Lawrence<&sol;a>&rpar; is up to no good doing&&num;8230&semi;stuff&period; What&&num;8217&semi;s surprising here is how little these three characters ever feel connected throughout the film&period; I can&&num;8217&semi;t think of more than two or three scenes that these characters have together&comma; and that only counts for scenes featuring two of them at a time&period; And what stops that from happening is an overstuffed script&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;107451" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-107451" style&equals;"width&colon; 1628px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-107451" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2016&sol;06&sol;03155226&sol;MV5BODUwNDkxNDQ3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzA1MTY0NzE&percnt;40&period;&lowbar;V1&lowbar;&lowbar;SX1857&lowbar;SY859&lowbar;&period;jpg" alt&equals;"X-Men&colon; Apocalypse" width&equals;"1628" height&equals;"859" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-107451" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>X-Men&colon; Apocalypse<&sol;em>&comma; 20th Century Fox&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>Written by the abysmal <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1334526&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;wr3">Simon Kinberg<&sol;a> &lpar;producer of the latest <em>Fantastic Four<&sol;em>&rpar;&comma; he can&&num;8217&semi;t even write a good script with help from a story by three other people &lpar;Singer&comma; <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1002424&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;wr4">Michael Dougherty<&sol;a> and <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0003529&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;wr5">Dan Harris<&sol;a>&rpar; as well as himself&period; <em>X-Men&colon; Apocalypse <&sol;em>should be working at closing the arc of the three central characters in these entries&comma; but neither Kinberg or Singer seem particularly interested in that any more&period; More focused on introducing new characters and establishing a possible new trilogy&comma; Kinberg rushes every little bit of fan service he can to please people&period; In the process&comma; he ruins any sort of narrative cohesion the film wishes it had&period; Quite simply&comma; <em>X-Men&colon; Apocalypse<&sol;em> is a mess&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Despite the overstuffed nature of the film&comma; the characters that are the cause of the issue end up being the best parts of the movie&period; With the return of Quicksilver &lpar;a scene stealing <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1404239&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t7">Evan Peters<&sol;a>&rpar;&comma; Singer builds a larger version of the kitchen scene from <em>Future Past<&sol;em> that is just as fun as the previous film&comma; despite the fact that it slows the momentum of the film down for a scene that isn&&num;8217&semi;t exactly necessary &lpar;but it sure is fun&rpar;&period; Even his inclusion as a major character this time around adds some fun to what could be a somber film&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Other additions include new versions of characters we&&num;8217&semi;re familiar with&period; Singer takes another crack at Scott Summers&sol;Cyclops with <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm4446467&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t10">Tye Sheridan<&sol;a> taking over for the buzzkill that was <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0005188&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;nv&lowbar;sr&lowbar;1">James Marsden<&sol;a>&period; The buzzkill part is more due to his role in the dynamic of the original trilogy&comma; but it was sure easy to hate him&period; Sheridan&&num;8217&semi;s Cyclops is more vulnerable and open as a likable character without the love triangle&period; His love story with Jean Grey &lpar;<a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm3849842&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t9">Sophie Turner<&sol;a> of <em>Game of Thrones<&sol;em> fame&rpar; is given room to exist with a sense of reality&period; Cyclops comes across as a guy that just falls for the first girl he sees at his new school rather than anything special about her&period; Despite this&comma; Turner is really good as Grey&period; Each issue that Grey deals with is given a tone of seriousness that is needed for the role&period; You could say that she&&num;8217&semi;s very <strong>game<&sol;strong> for the role&comma; if you will&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;107452" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-107452" style&equals;"width&colon; 1628px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-107452" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2016&sol;06&sol;03155209&sol;MV5BMTk1MzQ3OTM2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDA1MTY0NzE&percnt;40&period;&lowbar;V1&lowbar;&lowbar;SX1857&lowbar;SY859&lowbar;&period;jpg" alt&equals;"X-Men&colon; Apocalypse" width&equals;"1628" height&equals;"859" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-107452" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;<em>X-Men&colon; Apocalypse<&sol;em>&comma; 20th Century Fox&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p>The same can&&num;8217&semi;t be said of other additions&period; Various mutants from the already established &lpar;Nightcrawler&comma; Storm&comma; Angel&rpar; to the new &lpar;Psylocke&comma; Jubilee&rpar; work to varying degrees&period; The one character that is the most problematic is definitely Apocalypse&period; Played by the usually fantastic <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1209966&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;ttfc&lowbar;fc&lowbar;cl&lowbar;t5">Oscar Isaac<&sol;a>&comma; Apocalypse is a non-character&period; More of a walking and talking plot device&comma; any attempt to add depth can&&num;8217&semi;t be found here&period; Isaac does as much as he can under the multiple layers of make-up&comma; but it doesn&&num;8217&semi;t stick&period; Even his voice&comma; while distinct and would probably prove distracting&comma; is muddled under several distortions and echoes&period; A puppeteer or actor like <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0427964&sol;&quest;ref&lowbar;&equals;nv&lowbar;sr&lowbar;1">Doug Jones<&sol;a> would probably suit the role better&comma; but that isn&&num;8217&semi;t a knock against Isaac&period; After all these issues&comma; you can still sense a menace to the character that wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t be apparent with nearly anyone else&period; He&&num;8217&semi;s a delight&semi; he just needs more to do&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>That may be the biggest problem with<em> X-Men&colon; Apocalyps<&sol;em>e&period; Every character here needs more to do&period; They need more to do or not be here at all&period; Singer seems too excited to get a second chance with these characters that he forgets about the ones that need an end&period; This should have been two films&comma; but at this moment it&&num;8217&semi;s one really broken one&period; The movie is made up of a series of moments that occasionally work on their own&comma; but don&&num;8217&semi;t work as a whole film&period; Maybe Singer should have left when he was on top&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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