Venture into the Borderlands – Part 6: There’s Brakes on the Plot

<p class&equals;"western">It&&num;8217&semi;s time for the exciting new part of my written Let&&num;8217&semi;s Play of <em>Borderlands 2<&sol;em>&comma; where I cut down 5 hours of gameplay &lpar;no exaggeration&comma; that is seriously what I aim for before writing&rpar; to 10-20 minutes worth of reading&period; No no&comma; don&&num;8217&semi;t run away&period; It isn&&num;8217&semi;t as dry as it sounds&comma; I promise you&period; I make jokes&comma; I do casual armchair theorising about elements in the game&comma; and I talk about what works or doesn&&num;8217&semi;t&period; The part 6&quest; Don&&num;8217&semi;t worry either&excl; There&&num;8217&semi;s handy little links at the bottom with all the parts that you can casually thumb through when you are on a lunch break&comma; or stuck somewhere with only your phone&period; Seriously&comma; there is no need to worry&comma; this isn&&num;8217&semi;t nearly as stodgy as it seems or looks&comma; and it at least beats 5 hours of video footage&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&&num;8230&semi;Damn&comma; am I pleading for people to look beyond the appearance of dullness in the desperate attempt for readers&quest; Uh&comma; I better just get on with the Let&&num;8217&semi;s Play&comma; yeah&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96411" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96411" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101732&sol;VitBPart6Pic1&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96411 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101732&sol;VitBPart6Pic1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic1" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96411" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Ah yeah&comma; back to trusting someone I have literally no reason to trust&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">For those who have been waiting the week since part 5&comma; I had just finished playing through TORGUE&&num;8217&semi;S FULL CAPS MURDEROUS MARVELOUS MISHAP&comma; where people like Moxxi refused to tell me what in the bloody hell even happened to Sanctuary&period; So off I went to discover what happened&semi; Fortunately&comma; it actually didn&&num;8217&semi;t take me long&period; After going through an ice-cavern&comma; I turned up in the Scottish highlands&period; I think that is how geography works&quest; That&&num;8217&semi;s something that can occur&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">That is when a distant blue blast happened&comma; lighting up the sky&period; After I realised I didn&&num;8217&semi;t have to leap for cover before the radiation got to me&comma; a mental image of a <em>Borderlands<&sol;em> themed <em>When the Wind Blows<&sol;em> rushed through my mind in place of my life flashing before my eyes&period; I then realised what it was&period; Oh Lilith&comma; so <em>that&&num;8217&semi;s<&sol;em> where Sanctuary teleported to &lpar;taking a few weeks to do it and Moxxi existing in MR TORGUE&&num;8217&semi;S DLC at the same time&comma; is this how quantum mechanics work&quest;&rpar;&comma; levitating in mid air&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">This is when I was presented with an obvious problem&colon; How the hell am I meant to reach a levitating city&quest; I can&&num;8217&semi;t drive on air&comma; I can sail on air but not high off the floor&semi; And I can&&num;8217&semi;t fly or drive anything that can&period; Angel&comma; who is still about and whom we still passively listen to like an ex-partner you kicked out the house for the twentieth time&comma; comes up with the idea of using the teleporting machine&period; Genius&excl; Okay&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&&num;8230&semi;Except&&num;8230&semi; Well&&num;8230&semi; It doesn&&num;8217&semi;t work&period; Some calibration issue &lpar;insert Garrus <em>Mass Effect<&sol;em> reference&rpar; means the teleportation wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t work&period; So&comma; Angel pulls some strings &lpar;with Jack meanwhile warning her to stop helping the bad guys in front of said bad guys since private messaging doesn&&num;8217&semi;t work&comma; or it&&num;8217&semi;s a bluff&rpar; and lands me a magical electronic device that enables me to take the teleportation leap to where Roland awaits with the plot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Fortunately&comma; the game has the uncanny ability to recognise that there is plot and then offers anything except plot to do&period; So&comma; I looked upon all those side quests and got to work doing them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96412" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96412" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101716&sol;VitBPart6Pic2&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96412 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101716&sol;VitBPart6Pic2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic2" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96412" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Rolo The Plot Vehicle can wait&comma; I have anything else to do&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">First was a small murder mystery&period; Someone got shot&comma; four suspects&comma; and three accounts&period; Sadly&comma; all the accounts told me was &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;well&comma; he got shot in the throat&period;” Considering I could see a body and wasn&&num;8217&semi;t just scooping meat into a bag&comma; well&comma; it was something I could have sussed out myself&period; In the end&comma; I went with a pistol-wielding chap as my shot in the dark&comma; since Moxxi mentioned someone drawing a gun on her&period; Well&comma; I got it wrong and the murderer ran away while I was still rewarded&period; I&&num;8230&semi; I&&num;8217&semi;m still not sure what happened&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Anyway&comma; then off I went to go deal with a particular gaping hole where Sanctuary once stood&period; There I learned a small collection of things&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">A &period; I learned that Sanctuary is a repurposed Dahl corporation airship&period; The original occupants got killed by the beasties below inside the mine&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">B&period; Holy hell I have bad luck&period; A safe I had to collect filled with Marcus&&num;8217&semi;s belongings had to fall and rest inside the skull of the largest crystal gollem&comma; and said belongings are more like reminders of how Moxxi gets around&comma; and that her sexuality is the extent of her character&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">C&period; Just&comma; leave the mine alone&comma; nothing good is there&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96413" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96413" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101658&sol;VitBPart6Pic3&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96413 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101658&sol;VitBPart6Pic3&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic3" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96413" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>D&period; Crushers are weird&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Next&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;m off to The Fridge&comma; which is fortunately not called The Freezer&period; Scooter fell for someone a few familial links too close for comfort and she&&num;8217&semi;s run off&period; So&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ve got to pick up some flowers&comma; some scavenged pizza &lpar;that is in remarkable condition&comma; something that reminds me of McDonalds burgers never rotting&rpar;&comma; and porn for him to win her back with&period; Well&comma; except the porn &&num;8212&semi; I hope&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So&comma; after presenting the gifts and shooting her because she shacked up with the lewd seven dirty dwarves due to Scooter&&num;8217&semi;s jealousy&comma; off I go to do more mercenary work for him&period; This time in the form of shooting Shorty who&comma; somehow&comma; got himself swallowed whole and lives as a little bundle of rage&period; Rather than just leave him to the digestive system&comma; Scooter suggests perhaps freeing him by killing the monster&&num;8230&semi; So I can kill Shorty&&num;8230&semi; I mean&comma; I guess he wants to be sure&quest; I&&num;8217&semi;m sure Scooter isn&&num;8217&semi;t bonkers at all&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">And then came the Clan War that Ellie wants to start&comma; and end with one of the clans dead&period; I admit&comma; this is where I think <em>Borderlands 2<&sol;em> straddled that awkward &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;humorous caricature” and &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;awkward stereotype” line pretty strongly&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">On one side you have the Rednecks who believe in inbreeding&comma; racing&comma; and living in trailers&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">On the other side&comma; you have the Irish who live off booze&comma; put the colour green absolutely everywhere&comma; and invoke mission names like &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;End of the Rainbow” where you must &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Spot the Leprechaun” &lpar;also known as a bagman who is particularly short&rpar;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96414" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96414" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101643&sol;VitBPart6Pic4&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96414 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101643&sol;VitBPart6Pic4&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic4" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96414" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>All I have to say&comma; is &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;yes”&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">I&&num;8217&semi;m sure some people find it funny&comma; even those who could be considered part of caricature group&period; Although&comma; I can not quite work out if because the lack of name-dropping &lpar;i&period;e&period; they don&&num;8217&semi;t ever make references to Ireland or America for obvious reasons&rpar; they avoid criticism of stereotype depiction&comma; or despite the name change they still fall under it&period; I think I might need to branch out to fully describe what I mean&comma; although with the obvious risk of generalising out what may be a very specific set of circumstances&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">If you can&comma; look up a cartoon from the 40s&period; Assuming I remember&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ll put a link <strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;youtube&period;com&sol;watch&quest;v&equals;DCNw4Nahmhg" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">right here<&sol;a><&sol;strong> of the one I&&num;8217&semi;d really like to frame next to <em>Borderlands 2<&sol;em>&colon; The Japanese cartoon&period; Now&comma; imagine if all specific references to Japan were eliminated&period; You still have the embarrassing buck-teeth&comma; the awkward manner of speaking&comma; and the weird glasses&comma; but no Japanese flags or mention of going to Japan&period; In this state&colon; Is it still offensive&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">I know the comparison is pretty hyperbolic&comma; but I think the question still exists&period; Just because you strip directly identifiable information&comma; stereotypes function partially because they are deeply ingrained in pop-culture&period; I can mention drinking tea&comma; wearing a top-hat and exclaiming &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;I SAY&excl;” and people will likely be able to identify the portrayal as English without making any comment about queen or country&period; I believe you are still invoking a schema in the mind of someone by mentioning characteristics&comma; therefore making the audience make the leap for you into awkward&comma; uncomfortable conversations of &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;looks like you stole your view of the Irish from the early 1900s&comma; although it&&num;8217&semi;s mature of you not to make an IRA reference”&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">It is possible I&&num;8217&semi;m just easily left awkward by what is intended as light-hearted jokes about the characters inside the situation&comma; as these are the same jokes inflicted upon some sub-cultures based on excessive stereotyping&period; If you enjoy it&comma; that&&num;8217&semi;s great really &&num;8212&semi; Just like it is a shame if you&&num;8217&semi;re bothered by it &lpar;although that does lead to an interesting&comma; hopefully civil&comma; conversation of why so&rpar;&period; Just&comma; I can&&num;8217&semi;t work out if the jokes are repurposed humour from decades past&comma; or if they&&num;8217&semi;re still good in their own right&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Either way&comma; I admit the comedy in the side quest &lpar;Clan War if you want to look it up&rpar; just wasn&&num;8217&semi;t my thing&comma; as it seemed to use its caricature reference like a crutch more than anything else and therefore felt a bit lazy&period; I guess I found it interesting how it does bring up the question of &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;when does a caricature become offensive&comma;” even if it appears as more of a grey-scale spectrum than a flicking black&sol;white switch&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96415" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96415" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101629&sol;VitBPart6Pic5&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96415 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101629&sol;VitBPart6Pic5&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic5" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96415" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>In case you’re curious&comma; I decided to try to create a time-paradox by killing a Tales from the Borderlands character&period; No such luck I’m afraid&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">After that&comma; I had to experience <em>Borderlands 2<&sol;em>&&num;8216&semi;s favourite butt-of-jokes Claptrap&&num;8217&semi;s birthday&comma; which gave me a lot of unwanted flashbacks to birthdays of my youth&colon; Spent alone&period; Damn you&comma; <em>Borderlands 2<&sol;em>&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re meant to make me happy not sad&period; I also got to help someone with medication &lpar;for skull-shivers&period; I don&&num;8217&semi;t know&comma; really&comma; before you ask&rpar; and making a shield&comma; occasionally interrupted by Dave&&num;8217&semi;s crude sexist remarks&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">You may be confused at the lack of plot&comma; and it was only for the final hour that I decided to venture out to see what Rolo wants&period; Long story short&colon; Angel knows where the key is&comma; but to get there we have to go through three stages of tough Hyperion security measures&period; The first stage was dealt with by going to see Mordecai&comma; whose pet bird&comma; Bloodwing&comma; got nabbed&period; Coincidentally&comma; the bird has the memory-stick required to upgrade Claptrap who can then get us past the first gate&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Well&comma; put simply&comma; Bloodwing got experimented on by Jack with all the elemental powers&period; Although&comma; he couldn&&num;8217&semi;t remember for the longest time what the last one he had used was&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96416" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96416" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101613&sol;VitBPart6Pic6&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96416 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101613&sol;VitBPart6Pic6&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic6" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96416" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96417" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96417" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101557&sol;VitBPart6Pic7&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96417 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101557&sol;VitBPart6Pic7&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic7" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96417" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Thanks Jack&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">With that&comma; I got the chip&comma; upgraded Claptrap &lpar;who sadly retains his frustratingly annoying sense of humour&rpar;&comma; and went to see Rolo about what next&period; I think it might be plot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96418" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96418" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101542&sol;VitBPart6Pic8&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96418 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04101542&sol;VitBPart6Pic8&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBPart6Pic8" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96418" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Looks like plot&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Anyway&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ll see you next week on Venture Into The Borderlands&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&lbrack;<em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-borderlands-part-1-funny-little-robot&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 1&colon; Funny Little Robot<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em>&rsqb; &lbrack;<em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-borderlands-part-2-rolands-disapproving-gaze&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 2&colon; Roland’s Disapproving Gaze<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-into-the-borderlands-part-3-the-worst-fear-loathing-tribute-band&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 3&colon; The Worst Fear &amp&semi; Loathing Tribute Band<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-into-the-borderlands-part-4-tiny-tinas-troubling-teenage-temperament&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 4&colon; Tiny Tina’s Troubling Temperament<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-into-the-borderlands-part-5-caps-lock-is-cruise-control-for-humour&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 5&colon; CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR HUMOUR<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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