Fatal Attractions – Gotham: ‘The Anvil or the Hammer’ Review

<p>&&num;8220&semi;You must either conquer and rule or serve and lose&comma; suffer or triumph&comma; be the anvil or the hammer&comma;&&num;8221&semi; Johann Wolfgang von Goethe once said&period; As a poet&comma; playwright&comma; novelist&comma; and philosopher&comma; I doubt even Goeth could understand a show like <em>Gotham&period; <&sol;em>Its insufferable triumphs of the weird kind week after week are what&comma; somehow&comma; are bringing me back&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s hard to know just how we got to where we are – at least since doe-eyed serial killers started bringing the sexy back in kidnapping&period; I know&comma; I know&period; Ask a silly question and <em>Gotham<&sol;em> will give you&comma; well&comma; whatever we got this week&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m beginning to think that <em>The Anvil or the Hammer<&sol;em> confirms my deepest fears&colon; the crazier<em> Gotham<&sol;em> gets&comma; the more I can&&num;8217&semi;t look away&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><strong>Spoilers Follow<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;skin-deep-gotham-under-the-knife-review&sol;">A week prior<&sol;a>&comma; I had an admittedly perverse curiosity of just how the Ogre and Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s relationship would play out&period; What would you know&quest; It really didn&&num;8217&semi;t&period; Funny for a gal who didn&&num;8217&semi;t shy away from a Batcave worth of whips and chains just hours ago&period; As it turns out&comma; Barbara loves bondage masks but doesn&&num;8217&semi;t like big vault doors so much&comma; so naturally&comma; her arc shifts gears from kinky playtime to kidnapping&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003109&sol;Gotham-S1-The-Anvil-or-the-Hammer-Barbara-and-Ogre-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-81849 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003109&sol;Gotham-S1-The-Anvil-or-the-Hammer-Barbara-and-Ogre-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham S1 'The Anvil or the Hammer' Barbara and Ogre BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>So instead of having Barbara become a weeping&comma; traumatized victim last week&comma; they dragged it out so that it happened here immediately&period; Granted&comma; they certainly upped the ante as far as &&num;8220&semi;horrible things happening to Barbara&&num;8221&semi; went&period; It should follow&comma; as much as is possible for Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s arc&comma; that she inadvertently play tagalong too following the Ogre&&num;8217&semi;s demands to pick a target for him in exchange for her freedom&period; No&comma; don&&num;8217&semi;t bother asking him to kill Cobblepot for you and no&comma; don&&num;8217&semi;t bother with the dozen gangsters of the city&period; No&comma; why not kill your parents&quest; After roughly a minute of seeing the two snootily brush her off&comma; the elder Keens are knifed to death as their daughter looks on&period; We barely knew you&comma; folks&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>I&&num;8217&semi;ll never guess how this show&&num;8217&semi;s got away with having what are still arguably its two lead antagonists&comma; Don Falcone and Don Maroni&comma; survive three or four assassination attempts this late into the season&period; I will admit that the Penguin&&num;8217&semi;s a clever little bugger&comma; though&period; Having Penguin stage his own mock-hit so that his two rivals would go to war &lpar;again&rpar; is something more diabolical than I&&num;8217&semi;ve given the character credit for lately&comma; but &&num;8220&semi;again&&num;8221&semi; is a word I could use a lot for <em>The Anvil or the Hammer<&sol;em>&period; Jim owing Penguin another favor&comma; friends not buying the obvious betrayal of a friend&comma; or Bruce learning about &ast;gasp&ast; another Wayne family secret is so ten episodes ago&period; In its freshman year&comma; <em>Gotham<&sol;em> already seems to be nostalgic for its pilot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003045&sol;Gotham-S1-The-Anvil-or-the-Hammer-Bullock-Party-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignright wp-image-81854 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003045&sol;Gotham-S1-The-Anvil-or-the-Hammer-Bullock-Party-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham S1 'The Anvil or the Hammer' Bullock Party BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"174" &sol;><&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>It&&num;8217&semi;s Jim &lpar;and Harvey&rpar; to the rescue on cue as you&&num;8217&semi;d expect with one of the more engaging fist fights Ben McKenzie&&num;8217&semi;s enjoyed this season&period; But I guess Jim&&num;8217&semi;s responsibility to Barbara only extends to saving her life&comma; not sticking around to see if&comma; you know&comma; she&&num;8217&semi;d gone completely insane because of what had happened&period; I guess Barbara should be flattered that she should still be considered enough of a &&num;8220&semi;loved one&&num;8221&semi; of Jim&&num;8217&semi;s to fit the Ogre&&num;8217&semi;s MO of killing cop kin – or maybe exes too&quest; Oh&comma; and I suppose I might as well contribute my obligatory &&num;8220&semi;Barbara&&num;8217&semi;s Harley Quinn&excl;&&num;8221&semi; theory to the show&&num;8217&semi;s growing lineup of Joker stand-ins&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Anything having to do with Ed Nygma&&num;8217&semi;s side of the story usually comes off overly-goofy and cartoonish&comma; even murder&period; Despite its corny caricatures&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s almost a relief that the show finally initiated Ed&&num;8217&semi;s journey to the dark side&period; But then this week worked to undo all of that by giving us a bunch of truly terrible sequences involving Ed lugging two giant suitcases filled with body parts&&num;8230&semi;to the precinct&excl;  No other police officer seemed to care that Dougherty had gone missing&comma; meanwhile&period; Nor will they think anything&&num;8217&semi;s wrong with a guy quitting his job as a police officer to go somewhere and only leaving a note for his girlfriend&comma; apparently&period; And that <em>Dear John<&sol;em> bit where it spelled out &&num;8220&semi;Nygma&&num;8221&semi; is just so hilariously Gotham&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003057&sol;Gotham-S1-The-Anvil-or-the-Hammer-Bruce-Safe-BagoGames&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"alignleft wp-image-81851 size-medium" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;04&sol;05003057&sol;Gotham-S1-The-Anvil-or-the-Hammer-Bruce-Safe-BagoGames&period;jpg" alt&equals;"Gotham S1 'The Anvil or the Hammer' Bruce Safe BagoGames" width&equals;"300" height&equals;"200" &sol;><&sol;a>It&&num;8217&semi;s episodes like these that remind me just how far<em> Gotham<&sol;em> is from <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;trial-by-fire-daredevil-episodes-4-6&sol;">an &&num;8220&semi;adult&&num;8221&semi; show<&sol;a>&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s got more than enough nudity and swearing&comma; but it&&num;8217&semi;s so juvenile&comma; as evidenced by our mandatory &&num;8220&semi;Gotham Kids&&num;8221&semi; bit that saw Bruce attempt to break into a super secret vault&comma; get caught&comma; and offered a shut-up cookie&comma; like a good little Batman&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And another major case was cracked by a visual clue with Jim and Harvey got the Ogre&&num;8217&semi;s first victim to remember a neon building sign for them&period; And not without a tour of Gotham&&num;8217&semi;s very kinkiest TV-PG BDSM den hosted by&&num;8230&semi;Oprah Winfrey&quest;&excl; Sound effects CD noises of a pig&comma; a chainsaw&comma; and a whip were supposed to represent the disturbing stage show&quest; Ugh&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s so appropriately <em>Gotham<&sol;em> that the &&num;8220&semi;Foxglove&&num;8221&semi; club debuted on the same episode that Chris Chalk&&num;8217&semi;s Lucius Fox made his series debut&period; That&&num;8217&semi;s just<em> Gotham<&sol;em> being <em>Gotham<&sol;em> for you&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>After such a lackluster season&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s almost deserve that Gotham kick off its shoes and put on its crazy for a change as it heads into the increasingly probability of an absurdly absurd season finale&period; A laundry list of familiar beast couldn&&num;8217&semi;t stifle the nutty antics for too long&comma; but time&&num;8217&semi;s probably not on the show&&num;8217&semi;s side to come up with much to hope for in a second season&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>Gotham<&sol;em> airs Monday nights on FOX at 8&sol;9 Central&period; Catch all the latest episodes at <a href&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;fox&period;com&sol;gotham&sol;gotham&sol;full-episodes">FOX&period;com<&sol;a> and all the latest reviews here at <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;yoshis-wooly-world-is-getting-amiibos-made-out-of-yarn&sol;">BagoGames<&sol;a>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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