The Old Guard Review – Meandering Immortals

A tale of immortals that spends more time punching than exploring

<p>I doubt it would surprise many that <em>The Old Guard<&sol;em> was based on a comic book by <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm1421638&sol;">Greg Rucka<&sol;a>&comma; especially since he penned the screenplay as well&period; It’s a film that has that look and feel of a mid-2000s comic book trying to be slick and less comic-booky&comma; with all the pepperings for franchise material&period; Though this assembly does occasionally kick such a film into mindless popcorn picture pitfalls&comma; it more often than not delivers on being a pleasing enough action picture considering <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0000234&sol;">Charlize Theron<&sol;a> always brings her A-game to fight sequences&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-161062 aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;07&sol;24135124&sol;theoldguardfeat-770x433-1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;">Forever Young<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>The film starts with a very unique premise&period; We’re introduced to a band of immortals that have lived for centuries&comma; struggling to find their place in the world&period; Their immortality is interesting in that they don’t heal so quickly&period; They can push out bullets after being riddled by them&comma; but it takes a while&period; For a moment&comma; they seem dead&comma; but the wounds slowly heal amid aches and grunts&period; Adding some urgency&comma; there’s the knowledge that their reanimation is limited&period; The next &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;death” could be their last&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Andy &lpar;Charlize Theron&rpar; is the leader of the group given that she is the oldest&period; She leads her cohorts of the gruff Booker &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0774386&sol;">Matthias Schoenaerts<&sol;a>&rpar; and a couple of Joe &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm3092471&sol;">Marwan Kenzari<&sol;a>&rpar; and Nicky &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm2143950&sol;">Luca Marinelli<&sol;a>&rpar;&period; She seeks a purpose in trying to use their power for good but hasn’t found it yet&period; They’ve endured a lot and find a reason to try to help humanity when it seems so doomed&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-161063 aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;07&sol;24135204&sol;The-Old-Guard-on-Netflix-Behind-the-Scenes-696x392-1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;">The New Blood<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Rather than squaring in on Andy’s despair about using her centuries-old life for bettering the world&comma; the film instead shifts to predictable developments&period; Her group encounters CIA agent James Copley &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0252230&sol;bio">Chiwetel Ejiofor<&sol;a>&rpar; who seeks to capture and trap them&comma; intrigued by their abilities&period; He’s working for the pharma CEO Seven Merrick &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm0577982&sol;">Harry Melling<&sol;a>&rpar;&comma; a cartoonish stereotype of the greed businessman&period; His drive starts about trying to use these immortal powers to cure incurable diseases&comma; soon morphing predictably into the egomaniac who wants to control lives&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And there’s a new immortal on the block&period; US Marine Nile Freeman &lpar;<a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;imdb&period;com&sol;name&sol;nm8460487&sol;">KiKi Layne<&sol;a>&rpar; discovers during her tour in Afghanistan that she can survive a knife to the face&period; The rest of the immortals are made aware of her existence by apparently experiencing her first &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;death&period;” So between inducting the latest to their ranks and trying to evade an evil corporate boss&comma; the plate is so full for the immortals that purpose seems almost secondary&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-161066 aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;07&sol;24135247&sol;the-old-guard&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;">Plenty of Time to Die<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Rucka’s script spends perhaps too much time trying to divulge all the history and mechanics behind the immortals&period; We learn of their histories being tortured for being witches and being used as pawns on the battlefield&period; But all this information is told to us from characters who sit around getting Nile updated&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Just about everything of the immortals feels pieced out in dialogue that does them no favors&period; This is especially disappointing with Joe and Ricky that have a romance that never feels fully realized&period; In one instance&comma; they’re both kidnapped and one of the attackers jokes that they’re boyfriends&period; Rather than say they are with a piercing passion&comma; one of them goes off in a dramatic declaration of their love to be capped with a kiss&period; There’s a whole intriguing story within them about their bond over the years which is not explored in this film&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><img class&equals;"size-full wp-image-161064 aligncenter" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2020&sol;07&sol;24135215&sol;old-guard-trailer&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" &sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;">Brutal Bouts<&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>Where <em>The Old Guard<&sol;em> shines best is no doubt the action sequences&period; Since the immortals can take a few more beatings before requiring a moment of reanimation&comma; they get involved in plenty of thrilling sequences&period; Guns blazes and knives stab as they lay waste to rooms of soldiers&comma; later scaling a skyscraper with great grit&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>One of the highlights has Andy kidnapping Nile in a cargo plane where they fight each other&period; It’s an exceptionally bruise-inducing showcase of flips&comma; kicks&comma; and tough punches&comma; where Theron and Layne give a grand display of action choreography at its finest&period; This creative scene&comma; sadly&comma; is only in the first act&comma; as the climax turns into a standard running and gunning blitz for the bad guy&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<h2 style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;">Conclusion&colon; <em>The Old Guard<&sol;em><&sol;h2>&NewLine;<p>There’s plenty of material within <em>The Old Guard<&sol;em> to go onto a sequel that it’s maddening so little of it feels explored here&period; The characters have chemistry even if they’re locked in a script that has them mostly spouting exposition&period; The action is exciting even if it peaks too early&period; The very idea of the immortals holds a lot to explore&comma; but little of that get through a routine evil conglomerate plot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>In the final fight sequence of the film&comma; Harry Melling runs around his penthouse trying to defend himself with a giant ax&comma; a weapon of Andy&comma; and the film’s icon&period; It will not be used for its intended purpose during the finale&period; Just another frustrating detail in an action picture with so much potential so little a script to let it burst forth&period; Maybe the sequel will find more&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em><strong>What did you think of <&sol;strong><&sol;em><strong>The Old Guard<&sol;strong><em><strong>&quest; Does it have sequel potential&quest; How does it compare to the other comic book movie of <&sol;strong><&sol;em><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;bloodshot-review-a-blustering-bruiser&sol;"><strong>Bloodshot<&sol;strong><&sol;a><em><strong>&quest; Let us know in the comments below&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <h3 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;subtitle">The Review<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <h2 class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;review&lowbar;title">&NewLine; The Old Guard&NewLine; <&sol;h2>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewheader clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"review&lowbar;score score&lowbar;bad">&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;value">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"score&lowbar;text">Score<&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"desc" style&equals;''>&NewLine; <p>A comic book movie with potential that has more fun fights than intriguing ideas&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewdetail clearfix">&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>PROS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Unique Fight Sequences<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Interesting Premise<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-check"><&sol;i> Strong Cast<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"conspros">&NewLine; <h3>CONS<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Untapped Potential<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Lacking Dialogue<&sol;li><li><i class&equals;"jegicon-cross"><&sol;i> Sequel-Baits Too Much<&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewscore jeg&lowbar;reviewbars clearfix" data-scoretype&equals;"point">&NewLine; <h3>Review Breakdown<&sol;h3>&NewLine; <ul><li>&NewLine; <strong>Final Score<&sol;strong>&NewLine; <span class&equals;"reviewscore">5<&sol;span>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"jeg&lowbar;reviewbar&lowbar;wrap">&NewLine; <span style&equals;"width&colon; 50&percnt;" class&equals;"barbg"><&sol;span>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; <&sol;li><&sol;ul>&NewLine; <&sol;div>&NewLine; &NewLine; <&sol;div>

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