Venture into the Borderlands – Part 7: It’s Fear That Gives Men Wings

<p class&equals;"western">New to the place&quest; Don&&num;8217&semi;t worry&comma; just slide your way to the bottom of the page and you can find all the previous episodes all neatly arranged for you&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">After upgrading Claptrap &lpar;sadly&comma; not with a mute button&rpar; two weeks ago&comma; there were just two more steps to help overcome the barriers between me and the key to the vault&colon; A heavily armoured bunker and a door that can only be accessed with Handsome Jack&&num;8217&semi;s bio-data and voice&period; Rolo then had an idea of how I could get past the first part&colon; Non-descript help of The Slab King&period; All I had to do was give him a note&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Of course&comma; true to <em>Borderlands<&sol;em> form&comma; things are just never that simple&period; I would first have to shoot my way through The Slab King&&num;8217&semi;s army&comma; and then I would have to join The Slabs by taking on the initiation trial&period; In case you&&num;8217&semi;ve taken a shot in the dark what this trial may be&comma; if you said &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;shoot more of the Slab King&&num;8217&semi;s gang” then you are correct&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96981" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96981" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96981 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094751&sol;VitBEp7Pic1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic1" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96981" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Although&comma; first I had to do a small side-quest&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Now with the original <em>Borderlands<&sol;em> gang back together &lpar;oh yeah&comma; remember Firehawk a few parts back&quest; Lilith&rpar;&comma; Rolo looks at me expectantly with more plot&period; After all&comma; with Brick with us the bunker wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t be any trouble to take down for some reason&period; Possibly his gang&comma; what few members are left&quest; In tradition to the Let&&num;8217&semi;s Play&comma; I noticed there was some side-quests to do first&period; After all&comma; if he couldn&&num;8217&semi;t contact his pals himself so I don&&num;8217&semi;t have to wade through nonsense for a greeting&comma; then I don&&num;8217&semi;t have to do constant plot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">First&comma; well&comma; Mordecai was still pretty torn up about Bloodwing getting an acute case of the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;head explosion&period;” The question then gets raised&colon; What do you do for an alcoholic in their dire moment of vulnerability&comma; anguish&comma; and depression&quest; Feed their alcoholic tendencies by raiding a booze-mobile for its ale&comma; of course&period; I mean&comma; Moxxi did try to steer me away&comma; promising a sweet revolver if I give her the alcohol instead&period; I guess it says a lot about me that I still stuck to encouraging Mordecai&&num;8217&semi;s alcohol dependency&comma; despite barely using sniper rifles and selling off the one he gave me straight away&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">The rest of the side-quests I did quickly were less interesting&comma; really&period; I got to rekill Jimbo &amp&semi; Tector Hodunk &lpar;still not making the game fade into a &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;game over” screen&comma; with accusations of creating a time paradox being the only noise in the void&rpar; as well as take pretentious photos that inspired Scooter to write a romantic poem that in turn inspired a suicide&period; Then it was off to Opportunity&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">How to sum up Opportunity&&num;8230&semi; So&comma; let&&num;8217&semi;s imagine if Donald Trump&sol;Tony Abbott&sol;Boris Johnson &lpar;I&&num;8217&semi;d say David Cameron&comma; but he&&num;8217&semi;d probably go all Lord of the Flies and become too intimate with a pig&&num;8217&semi;s head on a stick&rpar; bought out an island and tried to recreate the high-society insanity of Dubai&period; They&&num;8217&semi;d have information booths&comma; statues of themselves&comma; and an exclusiveness to them that is hard to take seriously&period; It would also be the type of place where you want to cut down all the statues&comma; ruin any construction going on&comma; and explore the biographical museum like one explores a serial killer&&num;8217&semi;s lair&period; So&comma; of course&comma; I did all that&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96982" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96982" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96982 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094737&sol;VitBEp7Pic2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic2" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96982" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Uncanny employee ethics&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">While I was there&comma; though&comma; I made sure to say Hi to Handsome Jack by swiping his body-double&&num;8217&semi;s bullet-ridden bio-data and recording Jack saying phrases&period; After all&comma; I still had that third part to unlock&period; Then it was time to round-up the gang &lpar;sadly including Claptrap&rpar; and get going to infiltrating Handsome Jack&&num;8217&semi;s vault-key lair&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Usually I try to be funny while being informative&period; I do not know how successful I am at either&comma; but the intention is there when I&&num;8217&semi;m talking through what I experienced when playing <em>Borderlands 2<&sol;em>&period; Often I&&num;8217&semi;ll cut out mentioning side-quests or do a quick summary if I can&&num;8217&semi;t milk any humour out of it&period; The most common time I drop trying to be funny is when I think I could analyse something and make an interesting point about it&semi; Something likely born not only from an educational background heavily laden with analysing content for theories &lpar;i&period;e&period; sociology&sol;psychology&rpar;&comma; but also a keen interest in the show <em>ExtraCredits&period;<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">For now&comma; well&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t really feel like being funny due to the subject matter and I&&num;8217&semi;m not so sure there is much to analyse&period; I think I&&num;8217&semi;m just going to describe as is what occurred and just let things naturally go as they go&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So&comma; I get through the first gate&comma; deal with the bunker&comma; and unlock the final locked door&period; That is when things begun to feel awry&period; It wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t be as easy as grabbing the key and running&period; Angel told me that the key to the vault had been getting charged by a siren that Handsome Jack captured years ago and that to get to the vault&comma; I would have to set her free&period; I half expected a boss-fight by a siren driven mad for the whole 30 seconds I was left in silence&&num;8211&semi;before Angel chimes in&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96983" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96983" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96983 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094723&sol;VitBEp7Pic3&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic3" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96983" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Often times&comma; the most agonising moments in games for me is when I&&num;8217&semi;m given a choice and both options lead to me doing something I don&&num;8217&semi;t like&period; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Kill X or let them turn into a zombie” for instance&comma; as I had grown to enjoy X quite a lot through the Telltale adventure&period; Instead&comma; I knew what had to be done but I didn&&num;8217&semi;t want to do it&period; Angel was only alive due to a device Handsome Jack set up&comma; and the key would only be charged while she lived&period; The only way to stop it would be to turn off the life support&period; The only blessing&comma; besides possibly digging deep for those memories of Angel&&num;8217&semi;s betrayal to fuel what I had to do&comma; was that this was what she wanted&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">What then made it harrowing again wasn&&num;8217&semi;t Angel&comma; nor Roland or Lilith who came in as reinforcement&semi; It was the screaming&comma; the begging&comma; and even the threatening of Handsome Jack&period; I was killing his daughter&comma; and he was pretty much powerless as I swept aside all of the security forces&period; If his word was to be taken&comma; his entire success&comma; fame and fortune was done for her&period; Yet&comma; she was done with living&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">After all the life support tubes were destroyed and Angel passed on&comma; a gunshot echoed&period; Slowly&comma; Roland&&num;8217&semi;s hand moved down to a hole in his chest and he fell down&period; Behind his now-cooling body stood Handsome Jack&comma; holding the smoking gun&period; Lilith tried to strike at Jack but instead got a controlling collar put on&period; Before she could get me out of danger&&num;8211&semi;so one of us survives the encounter with the furious father of a now-deceased daughter&&num;8211&semi;Jack came close and told me with chilling calmness&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96984" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96984" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96984 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094707&sol;VitBEp7Pic4&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic4" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96984" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">And with a blinding flash I found myself at Sanctuary&comma; though not without one last gut-punch to give me a bruise to nurse&period; Recall how Angel would speak in a mostly-clean blue-tinted signal with her messages&quest; Well&comma; with Angel gone there is a replacement siren messenger&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96985" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96985" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96985 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094652&sol;VitBEp7Pic5&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic5" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96985" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Lilith&comma; in a dark place as though any minute now something terrible is going to happen on the feed&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">I admit&comma; when Lilith first messaged me I got a creeping fear&period; It was the type of anxiety I get when something is just wrong or off&comma; likely induced by how the video of Lilith looks in contrast to how Angel had looked&period; I kept expecting things to get worse somehow&comma; that something else dark and bleak would be revealed as the narrative walked down the dark echoing steps into the narrative cellar&period; Yet&comma; nothing happened&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Although&comma; oddly&comma; after a quick memorial to Rolo &lpar;who will be unable to deliver any more plot&rpar;&comma; the game continues as though nothing had happened&comma; tonally&period; I had at least expect Jack to tear into me more for killing his daughter&comma; maybe even hint about possibly doing dark things to Lilith since he did control her now&period; Within the hour though&comma; he was back to old tricks&comma; like paying me to kill myself or to see if his grandmother is okay &lpar;in case you&&num;8217&semi;re curious&comma; no&comma; and he&&num;8217&semi;s pleased about it&rpar;&period; It felt as though the game was too scared to dwell on the drama that had occurred and was trying to bring it back up to the usual comedic tone&period; To me it felt jarring&comma; but who knows&comma; maybe it reflected how insane Jack had become&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Anyway&comma; with that gloom doom out the way&comma; let&&num;8217&semi;s get back to something resembling humour&period; With Rolo the Plot Vehicle ceased to be&comma; what was I to do but leave the story missions alone for a bit&quest; At least&comma; besides some mild explosives gathering to help go to a place with information on where to find Jack and rescue Lilith&period; I can&&num;8217&semi;t help but feel worried that the two most level-headed of &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Team Kill Jack” are either dead or captured&comma; and I now have to silently follow along with what an alcoholic sniper and a psychotic meat-head want to do&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96986" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96986" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96986 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094637&sol;VitBEp7Pic6&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic6" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96986" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Although&comma; I have to say&comma; Mordecai has yet to not make sense&period; <&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">This was when I hit a snag&period; As I had out-levelled the current missions still&comma; I was getting side-missions for a place called Lynchwood&comma; and I wasn&&num;8217&semi;t sure the plot would drag us there&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m still not sure&comma; in fact&comma; and prefer to visit when the plot takes us to that neck of the woods&&num;8211&semi;if it ever will take me there&period; Instead I stuck with a barren&comma; bleak place called Eridium Blight which&comma; well&comma; sums it up actually&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">After helping Jack with his grandmother and being paid to kill myself&comma; I went to see about a loader bot who wants to be human&period; It took a while&comma; but he soon learnt that on Pandora&comma; the thing that separates man from machine is a heart&comma; freshly plucked out due to an insatiable psychotic hunger for murder&period; As long as he has a heart-jar&comma; he has his humanity &lpar;something <em>Legend of Zelda<&sol;em> taught me&rpar;&period; I&&num;8217&semi;m sure there&&num;8217&semi;s a film about that&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;96987" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-96987" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><img class&equals;"wp-image-96987 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;12&sol;04094621&sol;VitBEp7Pic7&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VitBEp7Pic7" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-96987" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><b><i>A gun that lies to me about information I need&quest; Yep&comma; just as funny as is useful&period;<&sol;i><&sol;b><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">I also discovered some buried-loot that I swiftly sold on&comma; helped someone find their pet goldfish and a beacon so he can crush himself&comma; and set up flags on the slowest mechanical flag-raising&sol;lowering machine I&&num;8217&semi;ve witnessed&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">After all that&comma; what with the dramatic events that unraveled surrounding Angel&comma; well&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t have it in me to do any analysis&period; Hopefully next week I&&num;8217&semi;ll poke&comma; prod&comma; and nudge at some aspect that intrigues me&period; This week&comma; well&comma; I think I need a lie down after that whole Handsome Jack&sol;Angel thing&semi; especially after <em>Tales from the Borderlands Episode 5<&sol;em>&period; I&&num;8217&semi;ll wake up next week&comma; hopefully rejuvenated&comma; and get back to attempting comedy and pretentiously analysing something&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&lbrack;<em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-borderlands-part-1-funny-little-robot&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 1&colon; Funny Little Robot<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em>&rsqb; &lbrack;<em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-borderlands-part-2-rolands-disapproving-gaze&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 2&colon; Roland’s Disapproving Gaze<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-into-the-borderlands-part-3-the-worst-fear-loathing-tribute-band&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 3&colon; The Worst Fear &amp&semi; Loathing Tribute Band<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-into-the-borderlands-part-4-tiny-tinas-troubling-teenage-temperament&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 4&colon; Tiny Tina’s Troubling Temperament<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-into-the-borderlands-part-5-caps-lock-is-cruise-control-for-humour&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 5&colon; CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR HUMOUR<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb; &lbrack;<strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;96409-2&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 6&colon; There&&num;8217&semi;s Brakes on the Plot<&sol;a><&sol;strong>&rsqb;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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