Venture into the Borderlands – Part 3: The Worst Fear & Loathing Tribute Band

<p class&equals;"western">So&comma; for those whose memory is as vague as mine&comma; we last left off the previous Venture into the Borderlands with Rolo screaming at me to &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;follow the damn train&comma; Axton&excl;” If you&&num;8217&semi;re new to the scene&comma; you can find links to the previous parts at the bottom&period; So&comma; like last time I was told to help him&comma; I decided to do precisely not that&period; Instead&comma; I ventured off into the wonderful &lpar;or woeful&rpar; world of DLC&period; Thumbing through the vast selection and glancing through recommended levels to play them &lpar;which I can tell we&&num;8217&semi;re going to have a long long chat about this at some point&rpar;&comma; I had settled on a mental coin-flip between <em>Captain&&num;8217&semi;s Quest For Scarlet Booty<&sol;em> and <em>TORGUE&&num;8217&semi;S FULL CAPS DLC<&sol;em>&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">I went with pirates and&comma; well&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t know how to feel because I don&&num;8217&semi;t remember&period; I know things happened&comma; but my drink got spiked&comma; I got my head beaten with a sap&comma; and someone wiped my bloody nose &lpar;from cracking it on the pavement upon falling&rpar; with a chloroform rag&period; Perhaps if I do it chronologically&comma; I can piece together what even happened&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So after I load up the game&comma; went shopping for more backpack space&comma; and experienced Marcus yelling at orphans&comma; off I go into a town being raided by bandits for water &lpar;which&comma; fortunately&comma; had collected in a fountain but no one seemed to go anywhere near it&comma; as though they knew something I didn&&num;8217&semi;t&rpar;&period; After staining the sands with blood&comma; I got to meet the DLC&&num;8217&semi;s version of Claptrap&colon; Shade&comma; who looks like a deranged version of Johnny Depp from <em>Fear &amp&semi; Loathing In Las Vegas<&sol;em>&period; Who&comma; by the way&comma; is lonely and wants you to know it time and time and time again throughout <em>Booty Scarlet&&num;8217&semi;s Quest For Pirate Captain<&sol;em>&period; In fact&comma; that is his only characteristic&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95486" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95486" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110523&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic1&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95486 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110523&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic1&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic1" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95486" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>He is&comma; as I said in the subtitle&comma; the worst Fear &amp&semi; Loathing tribute band&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">To me&comma; this humour situation strikes me as unusual&period; Not due to the rarity of such a thing nor even rarity in the game&comma; as it does rise every so often as a comedy predator&period; What feels unusual about Shade&comma; I think&comma; is just the mere concept of a human being as one-dimensional as Shade is for the purpose of being a comedy vehicle&period; While I am not good at comedy&comma; it does strike me that most forms of it are built upon either empathy&comma; satirical&comma; or absurdism&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Ignoring the latter two&comma; which tends to derive humour from analysing a concept and portraying it in a particular style&comma; empathy partially requires the viewer to buy into and associate with what is going on&period; From there&comma; humour like schadenfreude&comma; black and slap-stick can then be created through relating to the situation&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So it seems weird the idea that humour is able to be derived from an unbelievable character showcasing their singular characteristic &lpar;e&period;g&period; Shade&comma; who is seriously alone&rpar;&period; Well&comma; at least for others&period; For me&comma; I just found it annoying and tedious every time Shade appeared to remind you that he really wants friends&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Are people able to find humour in 1-D characters you can not buy&quest; Maybe it is just me who isn&&num;8217&semi;t too thrilled every time a writer believes they can build a character just upon a singular punchline&semi; I personally think that often the comedy vehicle simply careens off a cliff&period; Partially because the noticeable ones are usually noticeable due to how often they appear with the same joke &lpar;time that could have been spent creating depth&rpar;&comma; ready to beat you to unconsciousness with it&period; If others do enjoy Shade&comma; though&comma; fair enough&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95487" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95487" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110507&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic2&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95487 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110507&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic2&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic2" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95487" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>I don’t think they died of dehydration&period; I think Shade’s personality killed everyone&period;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Anyway&comma; so off I go to do some run-around for Shade &lpar;including helping some surprisingly non-decomposed non-mummified bodies&rpar; and then set up some transportation to help find some buried treasure &lpar;y&&num;8217&semi;know&comma; so my time isn&&num;8217&semi;t wasted&rpar;&period; So&comma; naturally&comma; I got a boat to help sail the 7-mile seas&period; Although&comma; in case you didn&&num;8217&semi;t pick up on Shade screaming about it in his ramblings&comma; there is no water&period; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;So&comma;” you ask&comma; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;how the hell are you going to sail a boat with no water&quest;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Ah-ha&excl; Well of course you get a boat and strap some hover-technology to it&excl; How else&quest;&excl; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Well&comma; wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t that just render the point of the boat moot&quest; And if Scooter&&num;8217&semi;s Catch-A-Ride is still about&comma; why not just ride on those&quest;” To this I say&&num;8230&semi; Shut up&excl; &&num;8230&semi;Okay&quest; Damn it&comma; I don&&num;8217&semi;t know why this game sacrifices basic logic for flavour&period; Just roll with it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Anyway&comma; off to see Captain Scarlet&comma; who the game loves to remind you over and over will betray you at some point and run off with the treasure of Captain Blade&period; However&comma; to find the buried treasure&comma; we must go off and find the four pieces of the sacred macguffin&period; Captain Lets Scar has one&comma; Sandman &lpar;who&comma; by the way&comma; the captain betrayed as yet another nudge of what will occur&rpar; has the second&comma; a Hyperion convoy has the third&comma; and the fourth&&num;8230&semi; Well&comma; that&&num;8217&semi;s with Herbert&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Very quickly you&&num;8217&semi;ll get the second and third pieces &lpar;i&period;e&period; raid two places&rpar;&comma; but the fourth one will take a bit more time&period; You see&comma; Capt&period; Scar used to employ Herbert due to his intimate knowledge of the buried booty until he got a bit too stalker-y&period; As in&comma; having recorded footage of the Captain sleeping&comma; as well as having dolls and softcore pornographic pictures of her&period; In fact&comma; about an hour is spent rounding up tapes of Herbert being creepy so you can give it to her as a way to &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;win her back&period;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95488" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95488" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110452&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic3&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95488 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110452&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic3&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic3" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95488" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Psychopaths are funny guys&comma; Borderlands 2 taught me so much&&num;8230&semi;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Anyway&comma; leaving that be&comma; so it turns out the final part was in a chest in front of Herbert&&num;8217&semi;s shack&period; Just&comma; you needed the tapes first&period; However&comma; it turns out to be a bit stuck so he asks you to shoot the lock&period; Through luck somehow worse than having to spend time with all the people you have&comma; and with a knowing grin you&&num;8217&semi;ll have to spend more time with him&comma; Herbet tells you that you just shredded the part with your gunshot&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">However&comma; it is okay&comma; because it is repairable&excl; Lucky that&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Off you go&comma; then&comma; to go collect metal while the game makes more comedy material I probably would have given a lighter time with if it wasn&&num;8217&semi;t for the rest of the cast wearing me down&period; Something about a robot who wants to censor pornography&comma; but who also wants to study it carefully for how disgusting it is and wants you to get 3 &half; floppy disks with pirated software on it &lpar;GET IT&comma; BECAUSE PIRACY PIRATES&comma; HAR HAR HAR&excl;&rpar; so he can destroy it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95489" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95489" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110437&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic4&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95489 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110437&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic4&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic4" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95489" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>INSERT NUDGE-NUDGE-WINK-WINK&period;EXE<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So the final part is created from the harvested metal and&comma; along with the tapes&comma; you bring the last piece of the macguffin to Let&&num;8217&semi;s Captain Scar&period; At this point&comma; I stopped because I realised I needed to kick this out the door and I was on my 6<sup>th<&sol;sup> hour&period; I had hoped to finish the DLC in one go&comma; but I guess that simply wasn&&num;8217&semi;t meant to be&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">So far&comma; playing through this DLC&comma; chances are I&&num;8217&semi;ve forgotten things&period; I know I&&num;8217&semi;ve skimmed over a side-quest chain that might feature the best comedy in the DLC so far&semi; even if that is not saying much&period; Basically&comma; a disgruntled woman has just inherited some things from her great-grandmother&comma; and she just can not be bothered with it so you have to go out to destroy it&period; I especially smirked at how she revealed reluctantly as you&&num;8217&semi;re blowing up a boat to get rid of evidence that her great-grandmother used to do some terrible things like &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;child-schmafficking” and &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;a bit of schmannibalism&period;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Even then&comma; all this comedy is presented in the single note of &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;woman who is in her late teens and can&&num;8217&semi;t be bothered with anything at all ever&period;” I had to look up her name through the screenshots to find out what it was because&comma; well&comma; I guess my mind just wiped it&period; In case you&&num;8217&semi;re curious&colon; Aubrey Callahan III&period; Although her picture on the HUD when she&&num;8217&semi;s talking looks oddly like Janey Springs &lpar;who I&&num;8217&semi;ve only encountered on <em>Tales From The Borderlands<&sol;em>&rpar;&period; Maybe related&quest; Oh well&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<figure id&equals;"attachment&lowbar;95490" aria-describedby&equals;"caption-attachment-95490" style&equals;"width&colon; 1280px" class&equals;"wp-caption aligncenter"><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110422&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic5&period;jpg"><img class&equals;"wp-image-95490 size-full" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;cdn&period;bagogames&period;com&sol;wp-content&sol;uploads&sol;2015&sol;11&sol;04110422&sol;VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic5&period;jpg" alt&equals;"VentureIntoBorderlandsPart3Pic5" width&equals;"1280" height&equals;"720" &sol;><&sol;a><figcaption id&equals;"caption-attachment-95490" class&equals;"wp-caption-text">&lpar;Borderlands 2&comma; 2K Games&rpar;<&sol;figcaption><&sol;figure>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western" style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><em><strong>Seriously&comma; am I nuts in saying she looks a bit like Janey Springs&quest;<&sol;strong><&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Besides that side-quest&comma; I only have small fragments of memory of what stupid side-quests I was tasked to do&period; Something about killing union workers&quest; Which makes me curious why they&&num;8217&semi;re stealing comedy routines from the 70s&sol;80s&period; Something else about some bandit smelling so awful you have to get some condiments so monsters eat him&quest; A bit about stealing a diamond ring so Shade can propose to a corpse so he wouldn&&num;8217&semi;t feel lonely&quest; It is a garbled muddle in comparison to the main game&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Annoyingly&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;ve still got the last leg of the DLC to go before I&&num;8217&semi;m free to perhaps help Roland with Train-ing Day&period; This does feel like some form of punishment for asking Rolo to just wait while I do anything but help him&period; I even expect the final revelation of the treasure to be that it is just someone&&num;8217&semi;s buttocks&comma; because that would be on par with how lousy the rest of the jokes are&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">Assuming I don&&num;8217&semi;t get too angry with faux-Johnny Depp and uninstall<em> Borderlands 2&comma;<&sol;em> I&&num;8217&semi;ll see you next week&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"western">&lbrack;<em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-borderlands-part-1-funny-little-robot&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 1&colon; Funny Little Robot<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em>&rsqb; &lbrack;<em><strong><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;bagogames&period;com&sol;venture-borderlands-part-2-rolands-disapproving-gaze&sol;" target&equals;"&lowbar;blank" rel&equals;"noopener noreferrer">Part 2&colon; Roland’s Disapproving Gaze<&sol;a><&sol;strong><&sol;em>&rsqb;<&sol;p>&NewLine;

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